Getting a Life (SC#1)
Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:41 pm
Here is the last of my sc1 series. Enjoy the end of my brainstorming during class.
~bookworm~
Getting a Life
"This time NO RAVISHMENT!"
unison "And NO LOOKING!"
stare
"Likewise."
sigh
"Now where are we?"
"Life."
"Excuse me?"
"We're in the Life game."
stare
"Heero, why do you know this games?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Hn."
"Daddy!"
wide eyes
"DADDY?!"
"Mommy!"
wider eyes
"MOMMY?!"
"Sweetie, how did you get here?"
shrug
"Dunno. We just appeared here."
"Hey, Dad. HOw come Mom has on a Little Mermaid shirt?"
"That's a long story, son."
"Mommy, is that guy with the balloon-printed pants Wu-mei?"
"Wufei, dear."
"INJUSTICE!"
"Why does he say that?"
sigh
"That's another story, dear."
"Dad, that guy has a green alien plush hanging from his braid."
"WHAT!"
"Before they say another word, why didn't you two tell us you have kids?"
"You never asked."
silence
"Mommy."
"Yes, dear?"
"Are those candy fairies?"
"How did you get that idea?"
"Because they have candies in their plastic pouches and have on fairy clothes like Tinkerbell."
stare
"She's right."
groan
"Candies again."
"And fairies."
"And Peter Pan."
blink, blink
"Peter Pan?"
"Yes. That guy wearing the green clothes."
stare
"I think he's more like Robin Hood."
"Is not!"
"Is too. See, he's not wearing tights like Peter Pan."
"Robin Hood has tights, too!"
"Please stop."
silence
unison "Okay, Mommy/Mom."
SPLASH!
"What was that?"
"...It's Zechs."
"Zechs?! How did he get here?"
"No clue."
mutter
"Heero."
"Zechs."
glare
"Don't hurt Daddy!"
blink, blink
"Daddy is going to get us another sibling to play with."
wide eyes
"WHAT?!"
~The End~
~bookworm~
Getting a Life
"This time NO RAVISHMENT!"
unison "And NO LOOKING!"
stare
"Likewise."
sigh
"Now where are we?"
"Life."
"Excuse me?"
"We're in the Life game."
stare
"Heero, why do you know this games?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Hn."
"Daddy!"
wide eyes
"DADDY?!"
"Mommy!"
wider eyes
"MOMMY?!"
"Sweetie, how did you get here?"
shrug
"Dunno. We just appeared here."
"Hey, Dad. HOw come Mom has on a Little Mermaid shirt?"
"That's a long story, son."
"Mommy, is that guy with the balloon-printed pants Wu-mei?"
"Wufei, dear."
"INJUSTICE!"
"Why does he say that?"
sigh
"That's another story, dear."
"Dad, that guy has a green alien plush hanging from his braid."
"WHAT!"
"Before they say another word, why didn't you two tell us you have kids?"
"You never asked."
silence
"Mommy."
"Yes, dear?"
"Are those candy fairies?"
"How did you get that idea?"
"Because they have candies in their plastic pouches and have on fairy clothes like Tinkerbell."
stare
"She's right."
groan
"Candies again."
"And fairies."
"And Peter Pan."
blink, blink
"Peter Pan?"
"Yes. That guy wearing the green clothes."
stare
"I think he's more like Robin Hood."
"Is not!"
"Is too. See, he's not wearing tights like Peter Pan."
"Robin Hood has tights, too!"
"Please stop."
silence
unison "Okay, Mommy/Mom."
SPLASH!
"What was that?"
"...It's Zechs."
"Zechs?! How did he get here?"
"No clue."
mutter
"Heero."
"Zechs."
glare
"Don't hurt Daddy!"
blink, blink
"Daddy is going to get us another sibling to play with."
wide eyes
"WHAT?!"
~The End~
Loved that!!! Hilarious!! 