In a Monopoly (SC#1)
Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:26 pm
Okay, I thought of this while I was in class. I've decided that there is one more after this and then I'm finished. So enjoy the fic while GW belongs to its respected creators (which isn't me).
(Oh, BTW. I can't remember the names. U can figure it out yourself which is which.)
~bookworm~
In a Monopoly
"Alright, I'm getting sick of this."
"Totally."
"Can someone tell me where we are now?"
"Monopoly."
"WHAT?"
"Heero, how did you figure that out?"
"Those."
points at dog figure
"I see."
grumbling
"I'm hungry."
BONK!
"Baka. Why are you thinking about food this instant?"
"All I've eaten thus far are candies. There hasn't been any REAL food since CANDY LAND."
"He's right."
mumbling
"Hey, Trowa. What are you looking at?"
"..."
stare
"Okay."
"Midii, put your hands on your husband's eyes."
"Same goes to all of you."
mumbling
"Hiiiiillllllllddddddeeeee."
"Yes, Duo?"
"Why do I have my eyes covered?"
"Because we are wearing underwears ONLY. And you're not the only one. The other guys have their eyes covered too."
"No fair."
stare
"Why do you say that, Heero?"
"We can't see your underwear but you can see ours."
stare
"Oh, my."
"I must say this is GOOD."
"I didn't know Trowa wears Peter Pan boxers."
"..."
blush
giggle "Look! Duo has on green alien plushy boxers."
"HEY!"
giggle
"And look! Wufei has balloon briefs."
"INJUSTICE!"
stare
"Hey, Dorothy. Does Quatre have REAL fairy briefs?"
"No! But he does look CUTE in it.
groan
"My, my. Relena, your husband truly LOVES you."
"Why do you say that, Sally?"
"He's wearing a Relena the Mermaid printed boxers."
stare
"Again, I must say again that Heero has such GREAT assets."
"Definitely."
"Lucky girl." wink, wink
silence
"You better stop now. Or else."
"Why?"
evil smirks
"Heero!"
"Duo!"
"Trowa!"
"Quatre!"
"Wufei!"
"You need to be punished for looking at other guy's AND wearig sexy underwear."
"We're just wearing bras and panties."
"Babe, you're so wrong."
wide eyes
"How?"
"You won't wear them long."
blink, blink
"Oh.
"I get the rich street."
"I get the next one."
"I get the jail."
"WUFEI!"
"I get the car."
"I get the train."
grins
"This time ALL of us will disappear."
unison "Right!"
went to their respected locations of ravishment
(Oh, BTW. I can't remember the names. U can figure it out yourself which is which.)
~bookworm~
In a Monopoly
"Alright, I'm getting sick of this."
"Totally."
"Can someone tell me where we are now?"
"Monopoly."
"WHAT?"
"Heero, how did you figure that out?"
"Those."
points at dog figure
"I see."
grumbling
"I'm hungry."
BONK!
"Baka. Why are you thinking about food this instant?"
"All I've eaten thus far are candies. There hasn't been any REAL food since CANDY LAND."
"He's right."
mumbling
"Hey, Trowa. What are you looking at?"
"..."
stare
"Okay."
"Midii, put your hands on your husband's eyes."
"Same goes to all of you."
mumbling
"Hiiiiillllllllddddddeeeee."
"Yes, Duo?"
"Why do I have my eyes covered?"
"Because we are wearing underwears ONLY. And you're not the only one. The other guys have their eyes covered too."
"No fair."
stare
"Why do you say that, Heero?"
"We can't see your underwear but you can see ours."
stare
"Oh, my."
"I must say this is GOOD."
"I didn't know Trowa wears Peter Pan boxers."
"..."
blush
giggle "Look! Duo has on green alien plushy boxers."
"HEY!"
giggle
"And look! Wufei has balloon briefs."
"INJUSTICE!"
stare
"Hey, Dorothy. Does Quatre have REAL fairy briefs?"
"No! But he does look CUTE in it.
groan
"My, my. Relena, your husband truly LOVES you."
"Why do you say that, Sally?"
"He's wearing a Relena the Mermaid printed boxers."
stare
"Again, I must say again that Heero has such GREAT assets."
"Definitely."
"Lucky girl." wink, wink
silence
"You better stop now. Or else."
"Why?"
evil smirks
"Heero!"
"Duo!"
"Trowa!"
"Quatre!"
"Wufei!"
"You need to be punished for looking at other guy's AND wearig sexy underwear."
"We're just wearing bras and panties."
"Babe, you're so wrong."
wide eyes
"How?"
"You won't wear them long."
blink, blink
"Oh.
"I get the rich street."
"I get the next one."
"I get the jail."
"WUFEI!"
"I get the car."
"I get the train."
grins
"This time ALL of us will disappear."
unison "Right!"
went to their respected locations of ravishment
*snickers* See...? Like I said before, you wonder why they disappeared before.... 