Candy Land Fiasco (SC#1)
Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2003 1:05 pm
I wrote this in minutes. It just came up in my mind. neway, usual disclaimers apply. I dunno, I might try the sc again. Maybe.
Enjoy!
~bookworm~
CANDY LAND FIASCO
?Okay, this is way too weird.?
?You think??
BONK!
?Hey, watch where you hit, Relena!?
?Hmph. You deserve it, baka.?
?I agree.?
?Hn.?
???
?You guys are ganging up against me!?
?Duo, shut up! Just handle it like a man!?
?Hiilllddeee.?
Sigh
?Correct me if I?m wrong. We?re in Candy Land. I?m dressed as a Candy lady and so is Quatre. Wufei is a Balloon??
?I?m not a BALLOON!!?
??even if he doesn?t agree.?
?INJUSTICE!!!?
?Midii is a Fairy and Trowa is Peter Pan. BTW, Trowa, nice tights.?
???
?He is Peter Pan, but he sure has a GREAT butt. Lucky girl.? wink, wink
?Thank you.?
??? blush
?Hiilllddddeee.?
?Duo has a green alien plushy that won?t get off his clown costume while Hilde is a cop. A cop that has a short skirt, that is.?
blink, blink
?I didn?t notice that.?
?DUO!?
?Sally is a little girl. She?s the one holding onto Wufei the Balloon.?
?INJUSTICE!!!?
?And last but not least, Relena is a mermaid who?s covered by Heero?s cloak while he carries her as her Prince Charming. And Heero, GREAT assets.?
?DOROTHY!?
glare
?I?m just saying what I?m seeing.?
?Well, it would be kinder if you stop talking about my husband?s assets.?
?Relena, if Duo and Wufei were wearing something much more thinly, then I would comment about them, too. I?m a normal girl. I can?t help that we have five GORGEOUS hunks with us.?
?I agree.?
?Me, too.?
?Maybe we should scout to see if we can get Duo, Quatre, and Wufei some BETTER costumes??
?Oh, the possibilities.?
?RELENA!?
?HILDE!?
?MIDII!?
?SALLY!?
?Dorothy, I think it is time that we have a PRIVATE talk.?
blink, blink
?But Quatre, this is CANDY LAND.?
evil smirk
?Oh, we?ll find a PRIVATE place.?
blink, blink
?Oh.?
clears throat
?Umm, guys. Maybe later? We should find a way to get out of here.?
?Duo that is the first time that I heard a sensible thing from you.?
?Hey! That?s not nice!?
?Hey, where are Relena and Heero??
looks around
?RELENA!?
?HEERO!?
?You guys, where did Quatre and Dorothy go??
blank looks
?OH GOD.?
Enjoy!
~bookworm~
CANDY LAND FIASCO
?Okay, this is way too weird.?
?You think??
BONK!
?Hey, watch where you hit, Relena!?
?Hmph. You deserve it, baka.?
?I agree.?
?Hn.?
???
?You guys are ganging up against me!?
?Duo, shut up! Just handle it like a man!?
?Hiilllddeee.?
Sigh
?Correct me if I?m wrong. We?re in Candy Land. I?m dressed as a Candy lady and so is Quatre. Wufei is a Balloon??
?I?m not a BALLOON!!?
??even if he doesn?t agree.?
?INJUSTICE!!!?
?Midii is a Fairy and Trowa is Peter Pan. BTW, Trowa, nice tights.?
???
?He is Peter Pan, but he sure has a GREAT butt. Lucky girl.? wink, wink
?Thank you.?
??? blush
?Hiilllddddeee.?
?Duo has a green alien plushy that won?t get off his clown costume while Hilde is a cop. A cop that has a short skirt, that is.?
blink, blink
?I didn?t notice that.?
?DUO!?
?Sally is a little girl. She?s the one holding onto Wufei the Balloon.?
?INJUSTICE!!!?
?And last but not least, Relena is a mermaid who?s covered by Heero?s cloak while he carries her as her Prince Charming. And Heero, GREAT assets.?
?DOROTHY!?
glare
?I?m just saying what I?m seeing.?
?Well, it would be kinder if you stop talking about my husband?s assets.?
?Relena, if Duo and Wufei were wearing something much more thinly, then I would comment about them, too. I?m a normal girl. I can?t help that we have five GORGEOUS hunks with us.?
?I agree.?
?Me, too.?
?Maybe we should scout to see if we can get Duo, Quatre, and Wufei some BETTER costumes??
?Oh, the possibilities.?
?RELENA!?
?HILDE!?
?MIDII!?
?SALLY!?
?Dorothy, I think it is time that we have a PRIVATE talk.?
blink, blink
?But Quatre, this is CANDY LAND.?
evil smirk
?Oh, we?ll find a PRIVATE place.?
blink, blink
?Oh.?
clears throat
?Umm, guys. Maybe later? We should find a way to get out of here.?
?Duo that is the first time that I heard a sensible thing from you.?
?Hey! That?s not nice!?
?Hey, where are Relena and Heero??
looks around
?RELENA!?
?HEERO!?
?You guys, where did Quatre and Dorothy go??
blank looks
?OH GOD.?
