Blissful Ignorance

Posted: **Wed Sep 17, 2003 5:13 am**

Inspired by a true conversation.

Title: Heero Eavesdropping on His Future Mother-In-Law & Her Advice On Men
Word Count: 129 (I tried dammit!)
Rating: PG-13...barely R
Pairing: 1+R

He stood in the shadows, listening, amused. Never before had he heard advice such as this.

?Okay, so I?ve had a few drinks. But tell me Relena, why a man?s ass? Who cares about his ass? The things to look for in a man are, smile, teeth, nice skin, his face. Looks, that?s first. Personality is second. And third is his dick. If he has a little dick, get out of it fast. If he can?t please you, he?s selfish. Push him off if you have to. A little dick equals running in the opposite direction. Understand??

?Yes Mother.?

As Mrs. Dorlian resumed drinking her Diet Coke and rum, both Relena and Heero knew that the third requirement was not a problem in the least. Neither was the fourth.

Am I forgiven for my last one?

Posted: **Wed Sep 17, 2003 5:43 am**

I LOVE THIS!!!

So funny...^___^ *giggles* Based on a real convo?

Wicked...I'm not touching that.

To all you horrid angsty people out there, YOU'RE GONNA GET YOURS!!!!!

*ahem*

Keep up the funny. Keep up the fluff. Raine Yuy is gonna have a mob out after her. *readies grapefruit and sock*

Run, Raine.

Wicked, wonderful. I loved it!!! LOVVVVEEEEEDDD!!!!!!

Posted: **Wed Sep 17, 2003 8:10 am**

That was good.... Now how would she know about that, eh??

Great job!

Posted: **Wed Sep 17, 2003 5:52 pm**

Cute fic. Relena's Mother definately has a side she doesn't show in the series eh? naughty naughty lady...

PS You guys have great signatures...Haooy sounds like a WONDERFUL "act"

Posted: **Wed Sep 17, 2003 9:26 pm**

now now, a good angst every now and then is good.

But uh, the angst group is overdoing just, a smidge?

STOP GLARING AT ME!!!!!! :evil:

very good fic.

waves reverse blade sword. Now my turn.

Elyn Yuy

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2003 1:06 am**

LOL!

Wicked, you rock! That was friggin hilarious dude! It may not be angst but i still love it. Hehe. Heero better have all the right requirements. Third is the most important but i doubt Relena had anything to worry about. Haha. Man, that was awesome.

Your sister is after my head too, ain't she? Yeah well...BRING IT!

*Runs away to cower in her little corner*

Please don't hurt me!

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2003 1:10 am**

I'll hold her down, MBF. You get her with the grapefruit and sock...

Cheryl: And I can inject her with fluff bunny pills?
Rose: Uh, ok. That'll work.

Cheryl, Rose, and MBF: *grin maliciously at Raine*
Raine: O.o

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2003 1:25 am**

NO FAIR!

three against one isn't fair, Rose! you have to at least give me a fair chance of surviving such an attack.

How about letting me board a plane to Japan first, ne? Hehe.

And i'm not sure Cheryl should be in that little group of yours. I mean, i can always get her to switch sides. My charm will do the trick. Har har.

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2003 3:10 am**

Me switch sides? You wish! :razz:

Rose, how many hours do these fluff bunny pills last? We'll have to make sure Raine gets her next dosage before the effect wears off.

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2003 3:22 am**

csmlee wrote:Me switch sides? You wish! :razz:

Rose, how many hours do these fluff bunny pills last? We'll have to make sure Raine gets her next dosage before the effect wears off.

Hmmm...how about a fluff tranquilizer dart?

Blissful Ignorance

Eavesdropping (Drabble #8)

Eavesdropping (Drabble #8)