Drabble Challenge #8
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2003 12:57 am
"Ahhhh..."
A figure laid back against an upholstered seat, a grin of pure evil and malice slicing the cut of her lips upward. She surveyed the dark figures of her evil minions hovering before her, awaiting her reviews of the mission she had set for them to accomplish. Like hungry voltures ready to pounce.
"Very, very well done. I couldn't have been more please had Orlando Bloom landed on my lap for me to devour like the offerings of the gods." The grin widened as she let out a full-blown cackle. Then proceeded to choke on her own mirth.
The dark figures before her retreated a few steps in alarm. The woman, whom they had dubbed as the Queen of Angst, was an intriguing mix of an insane evil and disfigured replica of Gollum. It was not safe to stand too close to such a creature.
"Now then..." the dark woman continued, "Since all of you have suceeded gloriously on the task i have assigned, i suppose a reward is in order. I have received quite a few...errr...complaints suggesting that i have let my evilness loose upon this place long enough." She frowned and her eyes glowed with the force of her irkness. "In fact, few had even suggested letting that grotesque creature they named THE FLUFFY BUNNY OF SAP loose on me. Those fools. As if a mere creature can beat me in battle."
Without warning, the massive door to the black room opened with enough force to crash wood against wall. The dark woman frowned and there before her, bringing the sunlight into the blackness of the room, stood an impressive feminine figure in pink. Representing fluff and all that crap. And in a voice that brook no argument demanded,
"Bring forth the next Drabble Challenge. And with it, disperse this darkness you have managed to cloak the forum with. Or so help me, i will release the creature you so fear upon you!"
And with that, the figure vanished into thin air.
"Was that MiakaMouse in pink leotard?" ask an incredulous voice in the darkness.
"I thought she looked familiar..." Another confirmed.
Murmurs and speculations buzzed around the room like annoying insects, angering the dark woman.
"ENOUGH!"
A hesitant figure dared to ask of the woman, "What will you do?"
The woman let out a weary sigh of resignment. "I will bring forth the next Drabble Challenge. Of course, the thought of that stupid FLUFFY BUNNY OF SAP isn't the reason i'm temporarily putting a stop to my evil plots. I can take that thing down in 2 seconds flat..."
Awkward whispers of agreements rose. "Of course..."
"Well then...let us proceed with this next challenge."
*
har har har. Oh man, i have lost my poor beloved mind. Anyway, Drabble Challenge #7 is now officially closed. In truth, that was the best challenge ever! I enjoyed it sooo much! So thanks to those who ripped their hearts out writing such wonderful responses. And to those who enjoyed writing them with as much glee as i. Hehe. Admit it, ya'll enjoyed torturing our beloved Heero and finding ways to break his heart. The poor dear. Now then, Beck had mentioned something about make-up sex after putting Heero through such ordeals. Here's your chance. This idea was proposed to me via email by our own Ryan. Thank you so much for the contribution, sweetie. And what a wonderful way to start out paying Heero back for the pain we all caused him.
<b>Drabble Challenge #8</b>
<i>A drabble involving Heero and his significant other.
Doesn't have to be Relena(winces...ow don't scream so loud),but it HAS to involve Heero.
It goes.
"Heero's first .....with his other."
Could use some work but the idea is for the writer to decide on what the ....is.
Is it "First time having sex","First argument,"First child",etc.</i>
Everyone has proven their ability to write fabulous angst but this theme will challenge you as to how well you can write a fluff or comedy piece. You have to prove such an ability. I'm sure none of you will disappoint. Enjoy, my lovies!
<b>IMPORTANT!</b> Errr...forgot to add. Standard rules apply. Otherwise it wouldn't be a drabble in the first place, ne? Hehe. If you choose yours to be an exception, well...i can't really do anything about that now, can i? Well, release a few evil minions willing to tie you up in a train track but other than that, i am powerless. Har har.
<b>Special Dedication:</b> To Cheryl who is in the habit of lurking around this forum to read stories. And who threatened to stop visiting and reading the contents of this forum due to the angst i have managed to spread around like a curse. Hehe. This is to make up for all the dark responses. I hope you enjoy it, hon!
A figure laid back against an upholstered seat, a grin of pure evil and malice slicing the cut of her lips upward. She surveyed the dark figures of her evil minions hovering before her, awaiting her reviews of the mission she had set for them to accomplish. Like hungry voltures ready to pounce.
"Very, very well done. I couldn't have been more please had Orlando Bloom landed on my lap for me to devour like the offerings of the gods." The grin widened as she let out a full-blown cackle. Then proceeded to choke on her own mirth.
The dark figures before her retreated a few steps in alarm. The woman, whom they had dubbed as the Queen of Angst, was an intriguing mix of an insane evil and disfigured replica of Gollum. It was not safe to stand too close to such a creature.
"Now then..." the dark woman continued, "Since all of you have suceeded gloriously on the task i have assigned, i suppose a reward is in order. I have received quite a few...errr...complaints suggesting that i have let my evilness loose upon this place long enough." She frowned and her eyes glowed with the force of her irkness. "In fact, few had even suggested letting that grotesque creature they named THE FLUFFY BUNNY OF SAP loose on me. Those fools. As if a mere creature can beat me in battle."
Without warning, the massive door to the black room opened with enough force to crash wood against wall. The dark woman frowned and there before her, bringing the sunlight into the blackness of the room, stood an impressive feminine figure in pink. Representing fluff and all that crap. And in a voice that brook no argument demanded,
"Bring forth the next Drabble Challenge. And with it, disperse this darkness you have managed to cloak the forum with. Or so help me, i will release the creature you so fear upon you!"
And with that, the figure vanished into thin air.
"Was that MiakaMouse in pink leotard?" ask an incredulous voice in the darkness.
"I thought she looked familiar..." Another confirmed.
Murmurs and speculations buzzed around the room like annoying insects, angering the dark woman.
"ENOUGH!"
A hesitant figure dared to ask of the woman, "What will you do?"
The woman let out a weary sigh of resignment. "I will bring forth the next Drabble Challenge. Of course, the thought of that stupid FLUFFY BUNNY OF SAP isn't the reason i'm temporarily putting a stop to my evil plots. I can take that thing down in 2 seconds flat..."
Awkward whispers of agreements rose. "Of course..."
"Well then...let us proceed with this next challenge."
*
har har har. Oh man, i have lost my poor beloved mind. Anyway, Drabble Challenge #7 is now officially closed. In truth, that was the best challenge ever! I enjoyed it sooo much! So thanks to those who ripped their hearts out writing such wonderful responses. And to those who enjoyed writing them with as much glee as i. Hehe. Admit it, ya'll enjoyed torturing our beloved Heero and finding ways to break his heart. The poor dear. Now then, Beck had mentioned something about make-up sex after putting Heero through such ordeals. Here's your chance. This idea was proposed to me via email by our own Ryan. Thank you so much for the contribution, sweetie. And what a wonderful way to start out paying Heero back for the pain we all caused him.
<b>Drabble Challenge #8</b>
<i>A drabble involving Heero and his significant other.
Doesn't have to be Relena(winces...ow don't scream so loud),but it HAS to involve Heero.
It goes.
"Heero's first .....with his other."
Could use some work but the idea is for the writer to decide on what the ....is.
Is it "First time having sex","First argument,"First child",etc.</i>
Everyone has proven their ability to write fabulous angst but this theme will challenge you as to how well you can write a fluff or comedy piece. You have to prove such an ability. I'm sure none of you will disappoint. Enjoy, my lovies!
<b>IMPORTANT!</b> Errr...forgot to add. Standard rules apply. Otherwise it wouldn't be a drabble in the first place, ne? Hehe. If you choose yours to be an exception, well...i can't really do anything about that now, can i? Well, release a few evil minions willing to tie you up in a train track but other than that, i am powerless. Har har.
<b>Special Dedication:</b> To Cheryl who is in the habit of lurking around this forum to read stories. And who threatened to stop visiting and reading the contents of this forum due to the angst i have managed to spread around like a curse. Hehe. This is to make up for all the dark responses. I hope you enjoy it, hon!
About time Heero gets a break
Elyn Yuy
Anyway, good idea Raine_Yuy
