Meet Relena *parody of Meet Virginia*
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2003 3:25 pm
Okay, peeps. This thing is OLD. Older than...well, not me...but old. Give it a chance. It still makes me chuckle a bit. ^_!
Meet Relena
She owns a pink limo, wears lots of business clothes.
She?s stubborn as an ugly ho.
But she?s beautiful.
She never compromises, loves Duo, and her mind is
Gone every time she watches Les Miz?
Sad but beautiful?
Meet Relena
Well she was the world?s first Queen
But Trieze quickly changed that scene.
Traded politics for me.
All I had to do was buy a ring.
Her daddy was assassinated, memories of mama faded.
Her brother turned slightly jaded?claimed it was for peace.
Well she?s on the phone again
Just like me; hates to fail missions,
After all is done, we?ll sit, and talk about the peace.
Meet Relena.
Well she wants to live her life
She said ?yes? to ?be my wife?.
Traded politics for me.
Says this is a perfect life.
She can?t sleep without her bear,
Ev?ry night she says a prayer,
And it?s for my care?
Unusual.
You see, her body glows like magic,
And her singing, well, is tragic.
Her driving is quite?
Unusual.
Meet Relena.
I can?t wait to
Meet Relena, yeah.
Well she was the world?s first Queen
But Trieze quickly changed that scene.
Traded politics for me.
All I had to do was buy a ring.
Well she wants to live her life
She said ?yes? to ?be my wife?.
Traded politics for me.
Says this is a perfect life.
Disclaimer: I don?t own the song. It?s Meet Virginia, by Train. This is one I scrounged up?hiding somewhere on my computer. No idea it was there, really. ^__^;;; But, found it, here it is?um?thanks for reading?
~MBF
Meet Relena
She owns a pink limo, wears lots of business clothes.
She?s stubborn as an ugly ho.
But she?s beautiful.
She never compromises, loves Duo, and her mind is
Gone every time she watches Les Miz?
Sad but beautiful?
Meet Relena
Well she was the world?s first Queen
But Trieze quickly changed that scene.
Traded politics for me.
All I had to do was buy a ring.
Her daddy was assassinated, memories of mama faded.
Her brother turned slightly jaded?claimed it was for peace.
Well she?s on the phone again
Just like me; hates to fail missions,
After all is done, we?ll sit, and talk about the peace.
Meet Relena.
Well she wants to live her life
She said ?yes? to ?be my wife?.
Traded politics for me.
Says this is a perfect life.
She can?t sleep without her bear,
Ev?ry night she says a prayer,
And it?s for my care?
Unusual.
You see, her body glows like magic,
And her singing, well, is tragic.
Her driving is quite?
Unusual.
Meet Relena.
I can?t wait to
Meet Relena, yeah.
Well she was the world?s first Queen
But Trieze quickly changed that scene.
Traded politics for me.
All I had to do was buy a ring.
Well she wants to live her life
She said ?yes? to ?be my wife?.
Traded politics for me.
Says this is a perfect life.
Disclaimer: I don?t own the song. It?s Meet Virginia, by Train. This is one I scrounged up?hiding somewhere on my computer. No idea it was there, really. ^__^;;; But, found it, here it is?um?thanks for reading?
~MBF
Very drunk, dear.
