Blissful Ignorance

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With permission from Miss Relena, this is a running advice column, where you can ACTUALLY ask Heero for, well, advice.

And he's supposed to answer.

Heero: *grumbles*
Relena: You promised.
Heero: When?
Relena: *blushes* Well, um, last night.
Heero: O.o I don't remember promising anything last night.
Relena: Yeah, um, remember when we were about to *whispers whispers* I told you that I would, only if--
Heero: I remember.
Relena: *grins*
Heero: -___-*

So, boyfriend (or girlfriend) problems? Parents gotcha down? Boss being unreasonable?

Whatever your trouble...

Ask Heero!

(Reply to this thread to Ask Heero your question(s) )



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Ok, Heero Yuy here. Under the command of Relena, I am to answer your questions. I do have better things to do, so it's not like I chose to do this. But I really have no other options. So as long as I have to do this, I might as well make the best of it.

Edit: I am now informed that I must not be as grim about my situation under the penalty of "tazer-treatment".

Dear Heero-

Why is the sky blue? If you could answer this question, it would be very appreciated.

Blue light's short wavelength causes it to get scattered around 10 times more by oxygen and nitrogen molecules than the longer wavelengths (like red) of the other colors visible to us.

The blue in the sky we see is scattered blue light.

There, happy?

Dear Heero,

What exactly drew you to Relena, and what is it that made this initial attraction thrive? I just want the answer directly from your own pen, just to set the records straight.



I appreciate the time, and please don't be too temperamental with Relena. She loves you so much.

Sincerely,
Tomorrow

Well, before we were "introduced", I had to assassinate her dad. I chose not to, but durring this time I got some pretty good looks at her through my scope. And of course, dating the queen of the world, you get a lot of privilages. Mainly the access to all of the forbiddin weapons restricted by the Uninted Earth Sphere Alliance.

Wat up Heero!

If Jill had 5 apples and Jonny had 4, why can't they just shut up and eat it?

Dear Heero,

How is it possible for you to keep your gun hidden in your spandex? Where exactly do you pull it from?

Because Jhonny is an ass-hole.

And for question number two, it is concealed in the back of my spandex with the handel facing upwards. However, sometimes I get have this problem with a thing I call "gun-rash".

Dear Heero,

My boyfriend and I recently had a fight over something really stupid. Is there something that guys really like a girl to do for them, besides...uhm...you know...*blushes*. I'd like to do something simple and nice for him to say I'm sorry but I'm stuck on ideas. Help?


Thank you!
Goldberry