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ACafe - Total Insanity

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 8:21 pm
by Jia Li Labyrinth
Disclaimer: Don't own GW. That's that.

Author's opening notes: The following is my lame attempt to pair some of the GW characters up with food (more like trash I have to throw out of my head). Those who have any other ideas are more than welcomed to treat this as a challenge and have a go.



ACafe
Waiter: Jia Li Labyrinth


Welcome, our fair customers, to the ACafe, where pastries, coffee, and tea shall fill your dreams hereafter.

First, allow me to introduce you our weekly special aka the Gundam Suite, each coming from our five pastry masters, each of them distinct in style yet all presenting their master piece with utmost effort and pride.

Now, our first entry here is chocolate mousse flavored with blueberries. It tastes cool and bitter at first, but give it a bit of time, and it is sure to set your passion on fire - as all chocolate does. Other people had more than once nagged the master in charge of this item to make toast instead. He has no idea how that came to be, really. All he cares is chocolate mousse goes better with his special whipped cream than toast does. [1]

Next to come is Dipping Dots. For those who haven't heard of this, this is recently known as "the ice cream of the future". With special processing by our pastry master, these solidified ice creams appear like pearls and don't melt as easily - until you felt it smelting on you tongue, that is. It's less messy to eat and, to top that off, you can mix different flavors in millions of ways. Do take caution, though: these things can be very addictive. Your kids might be constantly screaming, "Dipping Dots! Dipping Dots!" from the back of the car whenever you pass by ACafe.

As for the drinks, the Gundam Suite features Cafe Mocha and Ceylon Milk Tea. If none of those appeal to you, there's also our Waffle Combo, which has proven to be a satisfying and filling meal. [2]

While you look over our Gundam Suite, let me also introduce you some of our old time favorites in ACafe. Our Apple Pie and Vanilla Milkshake (aka the Peacecraft combo) has always been an afternoon delight, as is our yogurt and Fusion Tea. Marinara Spaghetti is also a favorite for lunch and dinner. We also have cinnamon, salsa, and mint on our spice cabinet, which are also sold in jars.


[1] I got this idea over the internet. Rumor has it that some people called our Perfect Soldier a toast. I?m no dictionary for slang, so really, can anyone tell me what was that about?

[2] I do realize that I'm not the first one in BI to make this reference. I don't claim to own this idea, so please don't hurt me for this :pale:




Author's closing notes:
Dang! I'm just no good with humor. If you don't understand this, it only means you're saner than I am (takes another gulp of lemon tea *_* )

Here's my very tentative list over some of the more confusing references:

Sally - mint
Dorothy - salsa
Catherine - cinnamon
Noin - yogurt
Hilde - Fusion Tea

I've been switching and changing these around even till the end. *sweats* A lot of them really don't make sense, do they? I am just following instinct here..... And I still can't find anything for Trieze and Une. As I said before, if any of you thought of something, give it a go.

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 9:56 pm
by TetsuDeinonychus
I liked that. It made me hungry!

BTW this website iis the origin of the Heero/Toast Connection. Click here

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 8:37 pm
by bookworm
:lol: Food=GW. Now that's something to think about when you next eat.

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2004 5:01 pm
by Calla Lily
In truth, I actually liked the short (and ODD) story and found it amusing. Parallels between desserts and Gundam Wing is always good. Dang, I'm hungry. :-P

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 1:55 pm
by Chibi-sitter
:bounce: Im hungry! :bounce: IM HUNGRY! :bounce: HUNGRY! :bounce: H U N G R Y!!! :bounce:

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 8:52 pm
by Battousai
i am now hungary, im always hungary ..............Hi!