GW Interview!
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2003 2:38 pm
okay...yeah...i couldln't think of a good title but oh well. Bla! It is soo frickin funny! here goes...
Interview ? Vastulja with G pilots and former OZ
(Vas = Vastuja) (PS: Vastulja is English as in from the UK)
Vas - ?Hello, and welcome to the VSM show. On today?s show, we will have a reunion of friends, closely followed by a reunion for sworn enemies?? Pulls out note cards from inside desk drawer and straitens them. ?First, let us welcome the well known Gundam pilot, Heero Yuy.?
Heero walks on stage and the audience erupts in a frenzy of cheers and screeches. Heero sits down in chair closest to Vas?s desk.
Vas - ?Welcome Mr. Yuy.?
Heero - ?Just call me Heero.?
Vas - ?Okay then, Heero. Now, it has been eight months since the end of the war. What have you been doing with your life?
Heero - ?Well?for the most part I have been working.?
Vas - ?What kind of job does a former Gundam pilot find in today?s world??
Heero - ?Well, right after the war I joined the Japanese army. It only seemed right, and most defiantly honorable.?
Vas - ?So, what do you like to do in your free time??
Heero - ?Well, when I do get free time I usually find myself fixing air crafts or working with weaponry.?
Vas - ?So, your life seems to be dedicated to your work.?
Heero - ?Yes, for the most part.?
Vas - ?Well than!? Looks to crowd/camera and smiles. ?Speaking of hard worker, we are going to meet someone whose philosophy is the exact opposite. Please welcome, Duo Maxwell!?
Duo walks on stage flashing his ever living victory sign and a big smile on his face. He sits down next to Heero and gollamps him. Heero pushes him off muttering, ?Get off me fool!?
Vas - Laughs ?So, Mr. Maxwell. I take it you missed Heero??
Duo - ?Jus call me Duo, and hell yeah! I mean, I haven?t seen him since the end of the war! We were like partners!? slings arm around Heero and smiles big.
Heero - Pushes Duo?s arm off and mutters ?Don?t touch me, braided baka!?
Vas - ?So, Duo. What have you been up to??
Duo - ?Ohhhh?nuthin much. I travel a bit but for the most part just work odd jobs.?
Vas - ?Really??
Heero - ?Yeah, because he can?t ever get a decent steady job??
Duo - Laughs Heero off. ?I travel every once in a while and therefor I can?t keep a permanent job.?
Vas - ?So are the rumors true, Duo??
Duo - ?What rumors?? Looks at her dumbfoundly.
Vas - ?About you and Hilde being a close and intimate item?? raises eyebrows twice and smiles.
Duo - ?Oh! Um?don?t tell her I told you but, cats outa the bag!?
Vas - ?So?is that a yes??
Duo - ?Yuppers.?
Vas - ?So how?s the relationship going??
Duo - Smiles. ?I?m sorry, I don?t talk about my sex life.?
The audience is quiet and you can hear a pin drop. The silence is interrupted by Vas clearing her throat and straitening her cards on her desk.
Vas - ?So, on other news?how was it working as partners, Heero and Duo??
Duo - ?It was great!?
Heero - ?It was hell!?
Duo - Gives Heero a funny look. ?What do you mean ?hell?? We had some kick ass funny times!?
Heero - ?You were annoying Duo, and you never followed my orders.?
Duo - ?Hey, I told you in the beginning that I may run, I may hide, but I never lie. Then I told you that I took orders from no one.?
Heero - ?Your point being?!?
Duo - ?If I had taken orders from you then I would have been lying!?
Heero - ?Idiot.?
Duo - ?Hey, I?m not an idiot!?
Heero - ?No, just mentally challenged.?
Vas - ?OKAY!? Laughs. ?Now that we?ve heard from both of you two, let us hear a word form out sponsors.?
Five minute brake?five minute break up!
Screen comes on showing Vas at her desk, a new guest next to her, and Heero and Duo moved down a seat each.
Vas - Smiles. ?Today we are having a reunion of five very special men. Also, later to come is the reunion of enemies. We have talked with Heero Yuy and Duo Maxwell, but our next guest is Mr. Quatra R. Winner!? Looks to Quatra. ?Hello and welcome Mr. Winner.?
Quatra - ?Hello, Ms. Menton. It?s a pleasure.?
Vas - ?Yes, it is. Now, how are you doing??
Quatra - Sighs but smiles. ?Well, it has been rough, but I believe that through the support of Ms. Queen Releana and other well known pacifists, we can keep the peace going much longer than man had before our time.?
Vas - ?Yes? And how do you plan to uphold the peace??
Quatra - ?Well, the first step in that was to illuminate all mobile suits including the Gundams, That step has already been taken care of.?
Vas - ?And has that been a complete success??
Quatra - ?So far all weapons checks have been green?so it is safe to say that the treat of mobile suits has been illuminated.?
Vas - ?And what is the next step to upholding peace throughout the world??
Quatra - ?Disarmament of the countries that do not need weapons. In the long run, it shall be disarmament of all countries but that shall take some time.?
Vas- ?Now, this whole plan. I know you have not finished with the steps of the peace plan, but how long do you think this should all take??
Quatra - ?It all really depends on the cooperation of the countries and colonies. If we get complete cooperation, it should take anywhere from ten to twenty years.?
Vas - ?But by then, won?t there already be a new organization that will be a threat to the peace??
Quatra - ?We have thought of that, and that is the reason we are disarming so soon.?
Duo - ?Boring!?
Quatra - ?Oh be quiet, Duo! You never appreciated politics.?
Duo - ?You?re right, and this is exactly why. It?s B-O-R-I-N-G!?
Heero - ?It may be boring to you, but to others is it very beneficial.?
Quatra - ?I?m surprised you find politics and peace talk interesting, Heero.?
Heero - ?Why?s that??
Quatra - ?Well, haven?t you heard??
Heero - ?No, what??
Quatra - ?The third step after disarmament is deletion of all militaries.?
Heero looks at Quatra wide eyed as Duo laughs hysterically. He falls off his chair as Heero struggles to find something to say. Finally, Heero kicks Duo to shut him up. Duo gets back into his seat but still laughs a bit.
Vas - ?Well then, on that note, I?m sad to say that Trowa Barton and Wu Fei Chang were unable to join us today. However, let us bring out Lucrazia Noin and Dorothy Catalonia!?
The two women come out and sit down at Vas?s right side.
Vas - ?So, it has been a long time since you two have seen any of the Gundam pilots??
Noin - ?I guess you could say that.?
Dorothy - ?No.?
Vas - ?What do you mean Ms. Catalonia??
Dorothy - ?It?s Dorothy, and did Quatra not tell you??
Vas - ?Tell me what??
Dorothy - ?We?re engaged, Quatra and I.?
Vas - ?Oh how wonderful! Two former enemies now engaged to be married. What we see here today just shows what peace can really do!?
Heero - ?More like what war can do.?
Vas - ?How is that Heero??
Heero - ?Well, they officially met when they were fencing against each other. It was war that brought them together. So, it was war that made them come together.?
Vas - ?Well?these is truth behind that, but if the peace was not restored, would they be together today??
Duo - ?Can we not talk about this? I?m tired of talking about the past and future.?
Heero - ?Why? Because you have none of either??
Duo - Looks at Heero stunned for a minute before standing. ?Screw you Heero!? Storms off stage.
Quatra - ?That really was uncalled for Heero.?
Heero - ?Who are you to tell me what I can and can?t say, Quatra??
Quatra - ?I?m just saying-?
Heero - ?I don?t care what you?re saying! Just because you?re a politician and a pacifist, which makes no sense, doesn?t mean I take orders from you.?
Quatra - ?I wasn?t giving you orders, Heero. I was just saying-?
Heero - ?Ya know, I don?t have to put up with this.? Stands up and walks off stage.
Vas - Smiles. ?We will be right back after these messages.?
Ten minutes later.
Vas - ?And we are back with Quatra. Ms. Noin and Dorothy had to leave for a meeting.? Sits back. ?So Quatra, when is the wedding??
Quatra - ?Um?we don?t know yet.?
Vas - ?Oh, come on. There has to be an estimate!?
Quatra - ?Um?not yet.?
End credits begin to roll.
Vas - ?Oh darn?well, this is it for today everyone. I hope you enjoyed the show! Next week: ?Three headed baby attacks babysitter. Will there be a lawsuit?? Bye-bye!?
Owari
(AN: um...I have no idea what I was thinking?this is soo messed up!)
Interview ? Vastulja with G pilots and former OZ
(Vas = Vastuja) (PS: Vastulja is English as in from the UK)
Vas - ?Hello, and welcome to the VSM show. On today?s show, we will have a reunion of friends, closely followed by a reunion for sworn enemies?? Pulls out note cards from inside desk drawer and straitens them. ?First, let us welcome the well known Gundam pilot, Heero Yuy.?
Heero walks on stage and the audience erupts in a frenzy of cheers and screeches. Heero sits down in chair closest to Vas?s desk.
Vas - ?Welcome Mr. Yuy.?
Heero - ?Just call me Heero.?
Vas - ?Okay then, Heero. Now, it has been eight months since the end of the war. What have you been doing with your life?
Heero - ?Well?for the most part I have been working.?
Vas - ?What kind of job does a former Gundam pilot find in today?s world??
Heero - ?Well, right after the war I joined the Japanese army. It only seemed right, and most defiantly honorable.?
Vas - ?So, what do you like to do in your free time??
Heero - ?Well, when I do get free time I usually find myself fixing air crafts or working with weaponry.?
Vas - ?So, your life seems to be dedicated to your work.?
Heero - ?Yes, for the most part.?
Vas - ?Well than!? Looks to crowd/camera and smiles. ?Speaking of hard worker, we are going to meet someone whose philosophy is the exact opposite. Please welcome, Duo Maxwell!?
Duo walks on stage flashing his ever living victory sign and a big smile on his face. He sits down next to Heero and gollamps him. Heero pushes him off muttering, ?Get off me fool!?
Vas - Laughs ?So, Mr. Maxwell. I take it you missed Heero??
Duo - ?Jus call me Duo, and hell yeah! I mean, I haven?t seen him since the end of the war! We were like partners!? slings arm around Heero and smiles big.
Heero - Pushes Duo?s arm off and mutters ?Don?t touch me, braided baka!?
Vas - ?So, Duo. What have you been up to??
Duo - ?Ohhhh?nuthin much. I travel a bit but for the most part just work odd jobs.?
Vas - ?Really??
Heero - ?Yeah, because he can?t ever get a decent steady job??
Duo - Laughs Heero off. ?I travel every once in a while and therefor I can?t keep a permanent job.?
Vas - ?So are the rumors true, Duo??
Duo - ?What rumors?? Looks at her dumbfoundly.
Vas - ?About you and Hilde being a close and intimate item?? raises eyebrows twice and smiles.
Duo - ?Oh! Um?don?t tell her I told you but, cats outa the bag!?
Vas - ?So?is that a yes??
Duo - ?Yuppers.?
Vas - ?So how?s the relationship going??
Duo - Smiles. ?I?m sorry, I don?t talk about my sex life.?
The audience is quiet and you can hear a pin drop. The silence is interrupted by Vas clearing her throat and straitening her cards on her desk.
Vas - ?So, on other news?how was it working as partners, Heero and Duo??
Duo - ?It was great!?
Heero - ?It was hell!?
Duo - Gives Heero a funny look. ?What do you mean ?hell?? We had some kick ass funny times!?
Heero - ?You were annoying Duo, and you never followed my orders.?
Duo - ?Hey, I told you in the beginning that I may run, I may hide, but I never lie. Then I told you that I took orders from no one.?
Heero - ?Your point being?!?
Duo - ?If I had taken orders from you then I would have been lying!?
Heero - ?Idiot.?
Duo - ?Hey, I?m not an idiot!?
Heero - ?No, just mentally challenged.?
Vas - ?OKAY!? Laughs. ?Now that we?ve heard from both of you two, let us hear a word form out sponsors.?
Five minute brake?five minute break up!
Screen comes on showing Vas at her desk, a new guest next to her, and Heero and Duo moved down a seat each.
Vas - Smiles. ?Today we are having a reunion of five very special men. Also, later to come is the reunion of enemies. We have talked with Heero Yuy and Duo Maxwell, but our next guest is Mr. Quatra R. Winner!? Looks to Quatra. ?Hello and welcome Mr. Winner.?
Quatra - ?Hello, Ms. Menton. It?s a pleasure.?
Vas - ?Yes, it is. Now, how are you doing??
Quatra - Sighs but smiles. ?Well, it has been rough, but I believe that through the support of Ms. Queen Releana and other well known pacifists, we can keep the peace going much longer than man had before our time.?
Vas - ?Yes? And how do you plan to uphold the peace??
Quatra - ?Well, the first step in that was to illuminate all mobile suits including the Gundams, That step has already been taken care of.?
Vas - ?And has that been a complete success??
Quatra - ?So far all weapons checks have been green?so it is safe to say that the treat of mobile suits has been illuminated.?
Vas - ?And what is the next step to upholding peace throughout the world??
Quatra - ?Disarmament of the countries that do not need weapons. In the long run, it shall be disarmament of all countries but that shall take some time.?
Vas- ?Now, this whole plan. I know you have not finished with the steps of the peace plan, but how long do you think this should all take??
Quatra - ?It all really depends on the cooperation of the countries and colonies. If we get complete cooperation, it should take anywhere from ten to twenty years.?
Vas - ?But by then, won?t there already be a new organization that will be a threat to the peace??
Quatra - ?We have thought of that, and that is the reason we are disarming so soon.?
Duo - ?Boring!?
Quatra - ?Oh be quiet, Duo! You never appreciated politics.?
Duo - ?You?re right, and this is exactly why. It?s B-O-R-I-N-G!?
Heero - ?It may be boring to you, but to others is it very beneficial.?
Quatra - ?I?m surprised you find politics and peace talk interesting, Heero.?
Heero - ?Why?s that??
Quatra - ?Well, haven?t you heard??
Heero - ?No, what??
Quatra - ?The third step after disarmament is deletion of all militaries.?
Heero looks at Quatra wide eyed as Duo laughs hysterically. He falls off his chair as Heero struggles to find something to say. Finally, Heero kicks Duo to shut him up. Duo gets back into his seat but still laughs a bit.
Vas - ?Well then, on that note, I?m sad to say that Trowa Barton and Wu Fei Chang were unable to join us today. However, let us bring out Lucrazia Noin and Dorothy Catalonia!?
The two women come out and sit down at Vas?s right side.
Vas - ?So, it has been a long time since you two have seen any of the Gundam pilots??
Noin - ?I guess you could say that.?
Dorothy - ?No.?
Vas - ?What do you mean Ms. Catalonia??
Dorothy - ?It?s Dorothy, and did Quatra not tell you??
Vas - ?Tell me what??
Dorothy - ?We?re engaged, Quatra and I.?
Vas - ?Oh how wonderful! Two former enemies now engaged to be married. What we see here today just shows what peace can really do!?
Heero - ?More like what war can do.?
Vas - ?How is that Heero??
Heero - ?Well, they officially met when they were fencing against each other. It was war that brought them together. So, it was war that made them come together.?
Vas - ?Well?these is truth behind that, but if the peace was not restored, would they be together today??
Duo - ?Can we not talk about this? I?m tired of talking about the past and future.?
Heero - ?Why? Because you have none of either??
Duo - Looks at Heero stunned for a minute before standing. ?Screw you Heero!? Storms off stage.
Quatra - ?That really was uncalled for Heero.?
Heero - ?Who are you to tell me what I can and can?t say, Quatra??
Quatra - ?I?m just saying-?
Heero - ?I don?t care what you?re saying! Just because you?re a politician and a pacifist, which makes no sense, doesn?t mean I take orders from you.?
Quatra - ?I wasn?t giving you orders, Heero. I was just saying-?
Heero - ?Ya know, I don?t have to put up with this.? Stands up and walks off stage.
Vas - Smiles. ?We will be right back after these messages.?
Ten minutes later.
Vas - ?And we are back with Quatra. Ms. Noin and Dorothy had to leave for a meeting.? Sits back. ?So Quatra, when is the wedding??
Quatra - ?Um?we don?t know yet.?
Vas - ?Oh, come on. There has to be an estimate!?
Quatra - ?Um?not yet.?
End credits begin to roll.
Vas - ?Oh darn?well, this is it for today everyone. I hope you enjoyed the show! Next week: ?Three headed baby attacks babysitter. Will there be a lawsuit?? Bye-bye!?
Owari
(AN: um...I have no idea what I was thinking?this is soo messed up!)
:x
