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Writer's Block 4/4 *Lime*

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2003 8:20 pm
by Melville's Best Friend
Writer?s Block
4/4
Melville?s Best Friend



This chapter s rated...PG-13. Not a full lemon...But...very...lemon..like...^_^ Read at your own risk.



Her gaze drifted from his eyes to his body-measuring every inch of what she would soon claim as hers. Her hands slid underneath his shirt, fondling his muscles, massaging his body with her plaint hands. He groaned at the simple touch, mentally unable to bear this slight contact. Her own head spun as if she were spinning out of control on a never-ending fall. Sensations, due to a great amount of alcohol, drowned her. She was swimming in nonsense, unable to see whom she was grasping, but knowing her body wanted this, and she couldn?t stop.




?You taste like something familiar.?

He blinked. ?What??

?You.? She said again, grabbing onto his shirt. ?You taste like something familiar. I can?t put my finger on it,? she kissed him again.

Hard.

Long.

?Oh, gah, now I know what it is.?

?Hn??

?You taste like Trowa!?

?What??

The kissing stopped.

?Remember last year when Trowa was way too drunk for his own good??

??.That was you, Relena.?

?And he just came up to me and kissed me??

?That. Was. You. Relena.?

?No. I?d remember that, I think.?

?I DO remember.?

She squinted, an inch away from his face. ?Your eyes look like an opossum before it?s about to attack.?

He touched her forehead. ?You need to lie down.?

She pushed him down, and laid atop him. ?No problem.?





She gasped when he touched her. Fire flew through her veins, and electricity tantalized her skin. Her cheeks swam with warm blood from the rush she was receiving. She grabbed his collar, drawing him closer then her own skin. Her tongue mingled with his; they danced with one another, caressing and tickling the nerves within each. She made quick work of his collared shirt, tossing it on the floor with abandon. What her eyes couldn?t see, her hands could. Each muscle twitched with her touch, and her tongue slowly replaced her hands, caressing his body. She moves to his face, trying to focus on his eyes, but found her orbs betrayed her, as they blurred if remained on one object too long.





She grunted with the force.

?Your?

Grunt.

?Zipper?s?

Grunt.

?Stuck!?

Grunt.

She gave up after her third try, complaining about the rugged material and threatening to sue Tommy Hilfiger.

?Relena,? he breathed, irked, ?When you want pants off, you have to pull the zipper DOWN. Up will just keep them on.?

She held his cheeks in both her hands, a sweet look of pity on her face. ?Bless your heart. We want them OFF, Heero. Not ON.?

He looked at her. Surely she had lost her mind.

Now he was faced with the problem of doing her, or leaving her.

Pros of having sex:
  • 1) She?d stay awake.
    2) He?d know she was okay, and not off trying to jump out of a window.
    3) He?d get some.
  • Cons of having sex:
    1) Her brother.
    2) Duo?.But he could easily be killed.

Sex it was.




Groans filled the room as soon as he?d ridden them of all their clothes. Their flesh rubbed against each other, gliding easily with the sweat that covered them both. She head arched as she felt him enter, exposing the delicate silk-like skin of her neck. He ravished it, sucking her throat, feeling her moans move through as if she were singing a tune only for him. His heart beat faster as she continued to moan. His name was the only word that had yet to escape from her lips. He whispered to her with the use of his mind. Her thoughts became clear as she felt someone breaking through the barrier alcohol had established. The immense fog around her swirled, concealing whomever was trying to contact her from view. The moans increased as she felt herself tighten.




?Ha ha aha ha ha ha ha aha!!!!!? she laughed and shied away from him.

He stared, blankly.

?That tickled!?

Blush.

?You can?t touch me there. It tickles too much.?

He raised his eyebrow.

?Here??

?Uhhhhh??

?Or maybe here??

?Oh my word?..?

?Not there either huh??

?No. There was good. There?was reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll good???

While his hands wandered, his mouth claimed hers. She continued to moan into his mouth while he teased her with the rest of his body.

?Heero??

?Hn??

?I?ve never done this before.?

?I know.?

?I mean, I watch it in videos, and I?ve certainly read about it?But those were all animal documentaries?You know?Dolphins, Penguins?Platupi? Slightly different.?

?I know what to do. Follow my lead.?

?I have been.?

?That would explain why you-?

?That was embarrassing enough. You don?t have to say it.?

?You?re starting to regain your sanity.?

?No thanks. I?m not hungry.?

?Never mind.?

?Hey, Heero??

He sighed. ?What??

?What?s that do??

He smiled. ?Hold on. I can show you.?

?No thanks. I?m allergic.?

?You?re what??

?My mother always said to say that whenever someone offers me a lemon.?

??.I?m not offering you a lemon.?

?But you just said-?

?Heaven. I said this felt like Heaven.?

?Oh. Well. Then?I shall continue.?

?You?re not doing anything.?

?I know. You continue. I?ll watch.?

He grabbed her. ?This is a team effort.?

?I like hokey!?




She grasped him, nails making indentions into his back. The feeling etched into his memory for all eternity. Her smell, her taste, her skin on his?they all melted into one feeling that allowed him to loose control. He crashed into her, moaning her name as he did so. Her eyes opened wide at the sound of her name on his lips. No one could pronounce her name as he did. His voice?It couldn?t be?Her last thought before she flew into ecstasy was of him. Her shaking form ceased as he wiped away sweat-soaked hairs from her brow, and kissed her lightly on her temple. It was in that instant she realized. She WAS with the man she loved. This hadn?t been just another drunken mistake. She held him close, whispering his name into his ear, and thanking him. She could feel his smile on her skin as he leaned in for another kiss.



?Oh my word??

He grunted.

She panted.

He moaned.

She screamed.

He gasped.

She climaxed.

He ?came to a very pleasant close as well.

She fell.

Literally.

Off the bed and onto a rug with lots of dust.

He was instantly by her side, a smirk on his face that suited him.

?I fell down and now my bottom hurts.?

?Hn?? he checked her for bruises and scratches. Upon finding none, he picked her up and put her back in bed.

?Hey, Heero??

He looked.

?Can?Can I call you Hee-chan??

He blushed a red that suited him.

?Because?I?m yours now.?





She spent the night marveling at him. His eyes searched inside her, picking up what doubt she had about her own miserable existence, and throwing it out the window. His arms encircled her waist, drawing her ever closer?Unable to let her go.

Delete, delete, delete.


His arms encircled her waist, drawing her ever closer. Never again would he let her go.



Relena sighed and sat back in her chair, glad she was able to finish her story. She blushed as she remembered exactly WHAT had rid her of her writer?s block. She was puzzled, however, as she had confronted a stammering Duo who had no idea about her e-mail. She knew he was telling the truth, as the usual gleam of humor in his eye was nowhere to be found. She had remained puzzled to this very moment.

Surely?Heero didn?t?

YOU?VE GOT MAIL!!!!

She opened it quickly, noting it was from Heero.



You?re correct in your assumption.

After all, Relena, I had to get your attention somehow. You try to blackmail me, and I will casually note that you dressed in my clothes on your own free will.

You were crazy.

Although it had its benefits, that was not a part of my goal.

In case you?re still confused:

Duo never received the e-mail. It was all my ploy.

As a matter of fact?Why did your computer send the mail to begin with?


~Hee-chan



Her jaw dropped to the ground.

Oh, he would pay.

He would pay dearly for using her.

She began her next story, taking great care to word carefully the part where Heero didn?t know how to have sex.

She finished quickly:


If anyone questioned, she?d have to say?it kept him awake?


With a flourish, she signed it Heero Yuy, and sent it to the ex-gundam pilots and the entire Preventer staff...






The End





Disclaimer: I don?t own them. Like? No? I feel as if I?m in a slump, but I enjoyed this chapter a little more than the last one?I hope you guys do, too.

Again, this was my first lemon?so?be nice?^_^

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2003 8:58 pm
by Numena
Yay!
Great end to a wonderful fic! I loved that it ended up being Heero's plan..And Relena's revenge was great! :lol:

"If anyone questioned, she?d have to say?it kept him awake? "
*grin* Wonderful stuff!

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2003 10:12 pm
by AFI
If your happy and you know it, clap your hands! *clap clap*
If your happy and you know it, clap your hands! *clap clap*

For once that song comes in handy!!!! Great ending. Haha!

Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2003 11:38 pm
by Morrighan
Ooh... That was funny... I'd love to see everyone's reactions to that... :lol:

Great job!!

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2003 12:29 am
by shadowcat
Melville dear, that was funny. It made me laugh and it is going to keep me happy for the next couple of days.

I loved her revenge...and when she wanted to call him Hee-chan......

-Shadow

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2003 1:24 am
by Eden
Yeah!! I'm so glad that you finished it!! It was a wonderful short and fluffy read that makes you laugh out loud! Oh, and congrats on your first lemon! I loved every minuit of it!

I will be awaiting the next fic you decide to write, but until then, thank you for this much needed cuteness!

~Eden

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2003 1:53 am
by Cleo
Oh :eek: Heero!!!! you're a .... 8)
h?h?h?...
it was funny (poor Relena! :cry: ) but her revenge was amazing...(poor Hee-chan....! :-P )
do you wanna write a sequel???
.... please? *_*

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2003 7:14 am
by aku_ryo
wow I laughed I cried I raised my eyebrow - wicked cool story loved the ending - go vengeance!!

akuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2003 7:53 am
by WhiteWindRRose
MUA HA HA HA HA!
with Relena insane... lol... "I like hokey!"
that was hilareous.
the fact that heero planned the whole think really caught me off guard.
but heero's gonna get it now... heh heh

plz! i need more funny!

Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 3:12 pm
by AngelOfDeath
Good times. Nice twist there.

Ah, crazy crazy Relena and her mad cap adventures. :)