Gundam Wing Celebrity Deathmatch

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Celebrity Deathmatch: Gundam wing style!
By Gundamboy
Note: I Don't own anything except a cardboard box and a laptop.

Gundamboy: Welcome to Celebrity deathmatch. I'm your host Gundamboy, and with me tonight is Zechs "The lighting count" Marquise!
Zechs: hey everyone!
Gundamboy: Now our special guest announcer tonight is Stone Cold Steve Austin!
Stone Cold: Hey!
Gundamboy: Our fights tonight are Relena Peacecraft vs. Brittany Spears.
Second is Heero Yuy vs. Leonardo Dicacprio.
Then it's Treize vs. anyone! Yes. ANYONE!
Zechs: uh, why IS Relena fighting anyways?
Gundamboy: You will find out soon. Go ahead stone cold.
Stone Cold: well about 5 days ago Relena and Heero were at a party and Brittany tried to put the moves on Heero, and of course Relena got pissed off. *Tape rolls*
Relena: I'll be back in a minute Heero.
Heero:"....."
Brittney: Hi Heero.
Heero: uh, hi.
Brittney: *whispers something into Heero's ear and his eyes widen*
Heero: uh, I don't know about it, I'll have to ask Relena.
Brittney: Lose the bitch Heero.
Relena: I heard that! I'm gonna kick your ass!
*Tape ends*
Stone cold: and there you have it. Two women who wanna tear each other apart.
Gundamboy: ooooh the possibilities.
Zechs: oh well. Here come our fighters now!
Duo: in this corner, weighing an whopping 99 pounds, Relena Peacecraft, and in this corner, weighing 100 pounds, Brittney spears!
Okay I want a good clean fight, now lets get it on! * does famous elbow drop done by mills lane *
*Quatre rings bell.*

Relena: I'm gonna kill you. * does famous Heero Yuy glare o death *
Brittney: eat fist! * slugs Relena in the stomach which continues for about five minuets *
Relena: must-try-to-go-on.
Brittney: Ha-ha! Heero's mine!
Heero: Come on Relena! Kick her ASS! Please Relena dearest.
Relena; Yes Heero. OMAE O KORSU, BITCH! * jumps up and open up a can o whoopass on Brittney, which goes on for about 20 minuets. *
Relena: hiyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaa!* foot goes through Brittney's face and out the back of her head. *
Duo: the winner!
Gundamboy: ouch.
Zechs: YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSS!
STONE COLD: Tylenol won't cure that headache.
Gundamboy: well lets go backstage and see how our fighters in our next fight feel. And for that we go to , Wu fei!
Wu fei: You announce like a WOMAN! Heero, do you think you will destroy Leonardo Dicaprio.
Heero: Mission Accepted.
Relena: Heero, could you help me out of this jumpsuit.
Heero: in a minute. Gotta go.
Wu fei: Leonardo is a WEAKLING, AND I DO NOT INTERVIEW WEAKLINGS! Back to you Gundamboy.
Gundamboy: okay.
Zechs: I TOLD YOU!
Gundamboy: bite me.
Stone Cold: We'll be right back.
Deathmatch commercial sequence plays.

Gundamboy: Welcome back to Celebrity deathmatch.
Zechs: if your just tuning in. in our first fight, Relena obliterated Brittney Spears.
Gundamboy: our next fight is Heero Yuy vs. Leonardo Dicacprio.
Zechs: For once I'm rooting For Heero!
Gundamboy: same here.
Stone Cold: hell yeah! here comes our next fight now.
Duo: in this corner, weighing an whopping 105 pounds, Heero yuy, and in this corner, weighing 101 pounds, Leonardo Dicacprio.
Okay I want a good clean fight, lets get it on!
*Quatre rings bell again .*

Heero: omae o korsu.
Leo: huh?
Heero lifts fists up and does about five skull-crackers to him (a.n go Heero!)
Leo: aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! * runs around the ring Heero pursues *
Heero: * falls down from exuastion * man this guy has the stamina of a humming bird!
Gundamboy: what the? Did David just slay goliath?
Leo: * climbs turnbuckle * I'm the king of the world!!!!!!!!
Heero: * gets up and runs over to Leo*
Gundamboy: Heero gonna storm the king's castle!
Heero: * knocks Leo off of the turnbuckle* Hey king of the world, prepare to be dethroned!* begins bashing Leo's face into turnbuckle *
Heero: * whips out gun * is this allowed?
Duo: I'll allow it!
Heero: Omae o Korsu!* unloads a few clips into Leo*
Duo: the winner!
Gundamboy: Heero! Heero! Heero!
Zechs: Yeah Baby!
Stone Cold: oh my god, Heero killed Leonardo!
Gundamboy: and he ain't no bastard! Wu fei! Check on Heero!
Wu fei: You still announce like a WOMAN! Heero,you just destroyed Leonardo Dicaprio, what are you going to do now?
Heero: sleep with Relena.
Relena: Heero, come here.
Heero: yes honey.
Wu fei: Uhhhhh, back to you Gundamboy.
Zechs: nnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Gundamboy: GO HEERO!!!!
Crowd:(Chanting) Heero Heero Heero Heero Heero Heero Heero Heero
Zechs:(Semi-comatose, Twitching) must-save-sister!
Gundamboy: no,Zechs Remmber the promise you made Noin?
Zechs: damn!
Stone Cold: We'll be right back.
Deathmatch commercial sequence plays.

Gundamboy: Welcome back to Celebrity deathmatch.
Zechs: if you're just tuning in, in our first fight, Relena obliterated Brittney Spears.
Gundamboy: in our second fight Heero destroyed Leonardo Dicacprio.
Zechs: now Treize is up against anyone in our audience.
Gundamboy: here comes Treize!
Stone Cold: I never did like Treize.
Duo: in this corner, weighing a whopping 120 pounds, Treize!
Okay I want a good clean fight, lets get it on! * does famous elbow drop done by mills lane *
*Quatre rings bell.*

Treize: First victim ,err fighter.
Person: alright, Mr. Treize
Treize: Dorothy?
Dorothy: prepare to die! * Jumps into ring *
Treize: lets go! * Runs at Dorothy *
Dorothy: * climbs turnbuckle * eat elbow
Treize: * moves as Dorothy flys at him, Dorothy splatters against the ring* HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! I'M INVINCIBLE!
STONE COLD: NO YOUR NOT!
Treize: bring it on! * The next 15 minuets is taken up by STONE COLD
Kicking Treize's ass *
STONE COLD: Alright, if you want me to stomp Treize's ass into the ground, gimme a hell yeah!
Crowd: HELL YEAH!
Stone cold stomps Treize to pieces.*trows the pieces in to a cardboard box*
Stone Cold: If you want me burn this box, gimme another Hell Yeah.
Crowd: HELL YEAH
Stone Cold: And that's the bottom line cause stone cold said so.
Duo: the winner!
Gundamboy: And Treize is outta there!
Zechs: I HATED TREIZE ALL MY LIFE!
Gundamboy: Cool..
Zechs: I TOLD YOU! He would lose!
Gundamboy: I told him to drop dead and go to HELL! That's all for tonight folks.
I'm Gundamboy, that's Zechs. Good fight, goodnight.
Deathmatch end sequence plays.