Striptease part 3!
Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 6:36 pm
Right, so I absolutely had to do this. I don't even like this song, but it was so appropriate... And, here we go!
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It had been a hard day at work. Preventers could really bite you in the ass, if you let them.
Unfortunately, Wufei wasn't the type to resist justice in all of its painful torture. Someone always had to suffer.
But, fortunately, he also had a way to salve his wounds -- paperwork be damned.
As he entered his office in the Peacecraft mansion, he turned on the radio and he popped open a can of Coors. And the music wafted into his head.
"I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious
I'm flirtacious, trying to show patience
I've been lookin' for the right time to shoot my steeze (you know)
Waitin' for the right time to flash them keys"
Slowly, Wufei gulped down half the bottle. As he did, he began to unbutton his Preventer jacket.
"Eh, I'm leaving, please believin', oh
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got a lock out the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, rooftop, birds of feedin'
No deceivin', nothin' up my sleeve, an' no teasin'"
He chugged down the rest of the beer and slammed the can onto his desk, crushing it under his palm. Letting out a high-pitched war whoop, Wufei jumped onto the seat of the chair and circle the jacket around his head.
"I need to get you up on the dance floor
Give that man what he's askin' for
'Cuz I like bustin' loose and I feel like touchin' you
Uh uh, can't nobody stop the juice so baby tell me what's the use"
Wufei jumped on the floor again, lifting the shirt over his head and letting it fall to the floor with his coat.
"(I said) It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am getting so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes off)"
As he started to sing along, he kicked off his boots. "Wild now, baby!" Wufei shouted.
"It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am getting so hot
I wanna take my clothes off)
(uh uh uh uh)"
Wufei's uniform pants and checked boxers slid to his ankles and he breakdanced around his desk...just as the door opened.
"Wufei, have you filed the..." Sally cut herself off as her eyes widened. "Holy Mother of God."
Wufei blinked at her. "What is it?" He looked down at him, um, smaller self. "Oh. Well...injustice..."
Sally bit her lip, not knowing whether to blush or belt out laughing in the less-than-professional situation she was in with her work partner. "Well, have you put away the files from this afternoon?" she continued with a quivering voice.
"What I need to put away is this thing. Dammit," he said as he slid his boxer shorts on again.
"Wufei, I'm more impressed with your dance routine than I was with Heero's," she admitted.
He didn't like being confused, and since he hadn't have a clue what she was talking about, his zipped up the fly of his pants. He picked up his shirt, but just held it. "Files, you said?"
"Christ Jesus, Wufei, I just saw you naked!"
"YOU'RE the one who asked me about some fucking files."
"Give a little bit a, eh heh
Wit' a little bit a, eh eh
Let it all hang out..."
Sally grinned. "Do those files," she said. "And then come to my office so we can...talk business."
Wufei's face burned as she left his office. Cursing, he ripped his shirt in half.
"Let it just fall out
I like it when you, eh eh"
And then he grinned.
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It had been a hard day at work. Preventers could really bite you in the ass, if you let them.
Unfortunately, Wufei wasn't the type to resist justice in all of its painful torture. Someone always had to suffer.
But, fortunately, he also had a way to salve his wounds -- paperwork be damned.
As he entered his office in the Peacecraft mansion, he turned on the radio and he popped open a can of Coors. And the music wafted into his head.
"I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious
I'm flirtacious, trying to show patience
I've been lookin' for the right time to shoot my steeze (you know)
Waitin' for the right time to flash them keys"
Slowly, Wufei gulped down half the bottle. As he did, he began to unbutton his Preventer jacket.
"Eh, I'm leaving, please believin', oh
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got a lock out the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, rooftop, birds of feedin'
No deceivin', nothin' up my sleeve, an' no teasin'"
He chugged down the rest of the beer and slammed the can onto his desk, crushing it under his palm. Letting out a high-pitched war whoop, Wufei jumped onto the seat of the chair and circle the jacket around his head.
"I need to get you up on the dance floor
Give that man what he's askin' for
'Cuz I like bustin' loose and I feel like touchin' you
Uh uh, can't nobody stop the juice so baby tell me what's the use"
Wufei jumped on the floor again, lifting the shirt over his head and letting it fall to the floor with his coat.
"(I said) It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am getting so hot
(uh uh uh uh)
I wanna take my clothes off)"
As he started to sing along, he kicked off his boots. "Wild now, baby!" Wufei shouted.
"It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am getting so hot
I wanna take my clothes off)
(uh uh uh uh)"
Wufei's uniform pants and checked boxers slid to his ankles and he breakdanced around his desk...just as the door opened.
"Wufei, have you filed the..." Sally cut herself off as her eyes widened. "Holy Mother of God."
Wufei blinked at her. "What is it?" He looked down at him, um, smaller self. "Oh. Well...injustice..."
Sally bit her lip, not knowing whether to blush or belt out laughing in the less-than-professional situation she was in with her work partner. "Well, have you put away the files from this afternoon?" she continued with a quivering voice.
"What I need to put away is this thing. Dammit," he said as he slid his boxer shorts on again.
"Wufei, I'm more impressed with your dance routine than I was with Heero's," she admitted.
He didn't like being confused, and since he hadn't have a clue what she was talking about, his zipped up the fly of his pants. He picked up his shirt, but just held it. "Files, you said?"
"Christ Jesus, Wufei, I just saw you naked!"
"YOU'RE the one who asked me about some fucking files."
"Give a little bit a, eh heh
Wit' a little bit a, eh eh
Let it all hang out..."
Sally grinned. "Do those files," she said. "And then come to my office so we can...talk business."
Wufei's face burned as she left his office. Cursing, he ripped his shirt in half.
"Let it just fall out
I like it when you, eh eh"
And then he grinned.
As hilarious as it was, I'm still in a state of shock...Nelly? Wufei? Oh the horror of it all....