My Version of the Shaggy dog(sorta)1xR
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2003 2:29 pm
Disclaimer: Don't own any of it! 
:evil: Not even the 1959"Shaggy dog"
Brief summary: Heero and Duo are turned into a dog, chicken, and a horse because of an experiment by the 'Good Doctors'. and Relena (Ahem) "Rides" a new horse at her estate that was not technically supposed to have been there
Got carried away 
ANd On With The Show!!!!
Chapter 1
Somewhere in the L-colonies...
The doctors were still talking about how they could test their experiment on a human.
"I still think that we should try it on monkies," replied Dr. G.
"So you would have a bull/monkey run wild with two sets of instincts? We'd end up having a bull up a tree or a monkey eating a banana!" Dr. J remarked digustedly.
All of them sighed and suddenly Dr. J exclaimed,"AHA!!!"
The other Doctors: What? What?"
"The gundam pilots!
All of them: PERFECT!!! But which ones?
Dr. J: Straws?
The others: 'Kay!
Five minutes later...
All of them together: HIM?!!!!
Dr. J: grins from ear to ear; Of course! Its better than Duo.
Dr. G: Hey!
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Heero just got into his apartment when his phone rang.
'hmph, I didn't give anyone this number.'
" Hello? Yuy?"
"Dr. J?"
"The same. Do you want to find a better way to guard Miss Relena Darlain?"
"The catch?"
"Come to this address to find out. Click."
"Hmph. I guess I have to find out then."
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On colony L-1, their are only a few abandoned factories in the live-in district. However, Dr. J and the other doctors only needed one for this particular experiment.
"Is he here yet?" asked G.
"Nope." replied J and S.
"Im here. Now what do you have that will help with security?"
"Ah there you are. Well come on then! Put this ring on."
Heero's eyebrow hit the base of his forhead quicker than the Dr. could put it on his middle finger. "Say what?" He pulled his hand back severely.
"Just put this on that's all. Is it gonna kill you to have it on?" Prof. S asked cryptically.
"Heero's glare stopped the other doctors from adding to it. "Why do I need a ring to guard her?"
"GOTCHA!!!"
Duo tried to glomp Heero from the ceiling but Heero simply moved to the side, still glaring at the doc's impatiently. "Oomf! ..." The doctors winced.
"Owww... Hmph! Your still no fun huh Heero?" he complained impishly. "Hey Doc's! Still alive?"
"Duo. Why am I not surprised to see you here following Heero here?" Doc G replied in just the same tone.
"Huh?" to Heero on the side,"Hey, what's up with the old man? He never was remotely nice. Nor friendly for that matter."
Ignoring him completely, "Well? What's the catch with the ring, and why do I need it for security?"
"Ah, uh... well, you see..." Doc J stammered.
"We have been bored since the end of the war and..." Dr. G went on for him.
"Since then we all decided to do research on ancient artifacts..." Added Prof. S.
"One of which is that ring," Dr. G replied.
"Huh?" Duo asked. "What's going on? Ring? As in Lord of the rings?"
Smack! Heero was growing impatient."As you were saying?"
"Owww, not so hard." Off hand to the docs"He slaps like a girl."
Heero got his gun out at this and pointed it at them all."Now, will you please finish your explanation", through gritted teeth.
"Put it on, then we talk." G spoke defiantly. "You too Duo." Handing him another one.
"These rings will allow you to transform into an animal of your choosing so you can get closer to your guardee; Relena." answered J amiably.
"However, there is only one flaw, once you pick, you can't change your mind about the animal."
"Hmph. What animals do you suggest?"
"Whatever it is, it better not be a rabbit."
"Quiet Duo," G snapped impatiently.
"Dog? Wolf? Bull? Cat? Chicken? Goat? You pick." - Doc J.
"Don't Say them so fast or-- ... to late," S sighed exasperatedly.
Duo stared to turn into a dog. Heero on the other hand; chicken.
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'Ahhhh! A chicken! I'm A Chicken!!!'
'At leasrt your not a poodle!!!'
--ERO! Duo! Listen to me. You need to focus if you want to change back to human. Focus!"
The chicken just seemed to be looking himself over while the poodle was howling. As J started to tell them to focus, the chicken glared (I didn't know they could do that) at him and started to attack him.
"OWOWOWOWOW!!! Heero! Focus on HUMAN!! Hu- Man!!!!"
As soon as they both were human once again, Heero pulled his gun on J and yelled, "Don't EVER Do THAT AGAIN!!!"
"Try something else then!" G remarked. "Like a horse!"
"What? Oh sh--..."
Heero turned into a horse as the doctor predicted would happen. His fur was Dark brown while his mane was a little lighter shade. His eyes were just like his, pure prussian blue. The horse snorted as J tried to examine him, if the transformation was finished. "Don't have to get touchy."
"Duo," J butted in." How about a wolf? Better than a poodle, yes?"
"Hmm. Okraaay." He said as he turned into a Brown Wolf with violet eyes.
"Now, are these the forms you want?" Doc. S asked the ex-gundam animals.
'Well Heero? They're better than a poodle and a chicken'
The horse started to raise its hind leg in warning. 'Don't ever mention it again you got that Duo? Ever' The horse shuddered after that.
"I'll take that as a yes. Let me see the rings."
'Uh, where are they?'
'Like I should know?' the horse snorted.
"Focus back on human for a sec boys."
"By the way, how do we let the other preventors know about this?"G asked.
"WE DON'T!!!" Both ex-pilots shouted as one.
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Sorry but I have to stop here for a few hours or more 
No, no! Heero!
Heero: Omae o korosu!
But Heero, ok ok, I know that you don't want to be a chicken, but trust me, its a short time ONLY
Eh, sorry/... End of transmission For now
Chapter 2 On the Way
:evil: Not even the 1959"Shaggy dog"Brief summary: Heero and Duo are turned into a dog, chicken, and a horse because of an experiment by the 'Good Doctors'. and Relena (Ahem) "Rides" a new horse at her estate that was not technically supposed to have been there
Got carried away ANd On With The Show!!!! Chapter 1
Somewhere in the L-colonies...
The doctors were still talking about how they could test their experiment on a human.
"I still think that we should try it on monkies," replied Dr. G.
"So you would have a bull/monkey run wild with two sets of instincts? We'd end up having a bull up a tree or a monkey eating a banana!" Dr. J remarked digustedly.
All of them sighed and suddenly Dr. J exclaimed,"AHA!!!"
The other Doctors: What? What?"
"The gundam pilots!
All of them: PERFECT!!! But which ones?
Dr. J: Straws?
The others: 'Kay!
Five minutes later...
All of them together: HIM?!!!!
Dr. J: grins from ear to ear; Of course! Its better than Duo.
Dr. G: Hey!
*************************************************************
Heero just got into his apartment when his phone rang.
'hmph, I didn't give anyone this number.'
" Hello? Yuy?"
"Dr. J?"
"The same. Do you want to find a better way to guard Miss Relena Darlain?"
"The catch?"
"Come to this address to find out. Click."
"Hmph. I guess I have to find out then."
*************************************************************
On colony L-1, their are only a few abandoned factories in the live-in district. However, Dr. J and the other doctors only needed one for this particular experiment.
"Is he here yet?" asked G.
"Nope." replied J and S.
"Im here. Now what do you have that will help with security?"
"Ah there you are. Well come on then! Put this ring on."
Heero's eyebrow hit the base of his forhead quicker than the Dr. could put it on his middle finger. "Say what?" He pulled his hand back severely.
"Just put this on that's all. Is it gonna kill you to have it on?" Prof. S asked cryptically.
"Heero's glare stopped the other doctors from adding to it. "Why do I need a ring to guard her?"
"GOTCHA!!!"
Duo tried to glomp Heero from the ceiling but Heero simply moved to the side, still glaring at the doc's impatiently. "Oomf! ..." The doctors winced.
"Owww... Hmph! Your still no fun huh Heero?" he complained impishly. "Hey Doc's! Still alive?"
"Duo. Why am I not surprised to see you here following Heero here?" Doc G replied in just the same tone.
"Huh?" to Heero on the side,"Hey, what's up with the old man? He never was remotely nice. Nor friendly for that matter."
Ignoring him completely, "Well? What's the catch with the ring, and why do I need it for security?"
"Ah, uh... well, you see..." Doc J stammered.
"We have been bored since the end of the war and..." Dr. G went on for him.
"Since then we all decided to do research on ancient artifacts..." Added Prof. S.
"One of which is that ring," Dr. G replied.
"Huh?" Duo asked. "What's going on? Ring? As in Lord of the rings?"
Smack! Heero was growing impatient."As you were saying?"
"Owww, not so hard." Off hand to the docs"He slaps like a girl."
Heero got his gun out at this and pointed it at them all."Now, will you please finish your explanation", through gritted teeth.
"Put it on, then we talk." G spoke defiantly. "You too Duo." Handing him another one.
"These rings will allow you to transform into an animal of your choosing so you can get closer to your guardee; Relena." answered J amiably.
"However, there is only one flaw, once you pick, you can't change your mind about the animal."
"Hmph. What animals do you suggest?"
"Whatever it is, it better not be a rabbit."
"Quiet Duo," G snapped impatiently.
"Dog? Wolf? Bull? Cat? Chicken? Goat? You pick." - Doc J.
"Don't Say them so fast or-- ... to late," S sighed exasperatedly.
Duo stared to turn into a dog. Heero on the other hand; chicken.
_______________________________________________________________________
'Ahhhh! A chicken! I'm A Chicken!!!'
'At leasrt your not a poodle!!!'
--ERO! Duo! Listen to me. You need to focus if you want to change back to human. Focus!"
The chicken just seemed to be looking himself over while the poodle was howling. As J started to tell them to focus, the chicken glared (I didn't know they could do that) at him and started to attack him.
"OWOWOWOWOW!!! Heero! Focus on HUMAN!! Hu- Man!!!!"
As soon as they both were human once again, Heero pulled his gun on J and yelled, "Don't EVER Do THAT AGAIN!!!"
"Try something else then!" G remarked. "Like a horse!"
"What? Oh sh--..."
Heero turned into a horse as the doctor predicted would happen. His fur was Dark brown while his mane was a little lighter shade. His eyes were just like his, pure prussian blue. The horse snorted as J tried to examine him, if the transformation was finished. "Don't have to get touchy."
"Duo," J butted in." How about a wolf? Better than a poodle, yes?"
"Hmm. Okraaay." He said as he turned into a Brown Wolf with violet eyes.
"Now, are these the forms you want?" Doc. S asked the ex-gundam animals.
'Well Heero? They're better than a poodle and a chicken'
The horse started to raise its hind leg in warning. 'Don't ever mention it again you got that Duo? Ever' The horse shuddered after that.
"I'll take that as a yes. Let me see the rings."
'Uh, where are they?'
'Like I should know?' the horse snorted.
"Focus back on human for a sec boys."
"By the way, how do we let the other preventors know about this?"G asked.
"WE DON'T!!!" Both ex-pilots shouted as one.
*************************************************************
Sorry but I have to stop here for a few hours or more
No, no! Heero! Heero: Omae o korosu!
But Heero, ok ok, I know that you don't want to be a chicken, but trust me, its a short time ONLY
Eh, sorry/... End of transmission For now
Chapter 2 On the Way
