(D2 Entry) Boat Cruise (2)
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2003 11:49 pm
I don't own Gundam Wing.
Title of Fanfic:Boat Cruise
Penname:suicide_baka
Email address:suicide_baka@hotmail.com
Categories:Comedy, Series/Multipart
Warnings:Language, OOC
Part:2
Heero ran down the stairs as if he was on fire and in this situation, he really did feel like he was on fire. He kept on running ignoring the fact that his legs felt like they were about to fall off after hearing where he was. He caught sight of the stairs that could get him away from this horrible nightmare. He gave a breath of relief but that quickly left him after he felt the ship start to move.
"Ready for departure!" Shouted a sailor on the top deck.
"Departure?! NO!!!" Shouted Heero as he ran towards the stairs.
A whole bunch of women blocked him from his getaway as they swarmed the side of the boat, waving good bye to the people on the docks. By now, the other boys made it down and they too ran for the stairs.
Heero ran like he never ran before but was only caught in the arms of two buffed sailors.
"Sorry kid, the ship has set sail."
The other sailor scratched his head.
"Hey, how did you get on this ship anyway? This is a cruise only for women."
Heero pulled the sailor off of him.
"Why do you think I am trying to get off?!"
By now, the ship was about one mile away from the docks. Heero watched as he saw his last hope of freedom slip away. He walked over to where the others were, all of them stared at the docks as if they were saying good bye, not to the people, but to they're lives.
"By god, now what are we going to do?" Asked Quatra.
The boys turned around and faced the many women eyeing them.
"This is worst then hell." Muttered Heero.
"Hey, where's Duo?"
The boys turned around looking for they're braided friend and collapsed when they found him flirting with a girl. Wufei walked over and pulled on Duo's braid.
"AaaoowwwWWwww. Damn Wufei! It still hurts from this morning!"
"Knock it off Maxwell. We're not here to hang with weak onnas! We are supposed to be on a broken down ship sailing for Australia!"
"Well we're not so leave me alone. Besides, these girls don't know us so we can start off fresh." Said Duo as he put his arm around Wufei and gave a sly grin.
Wufei pushed Duo and away.
"I'm not like you Maxwell. I never take advantage of onnas!"
"Humph, I bet you couldn't anyway. They're too good for you."
"What?!"
Before Wufei could get to Duo, he was swarmed with a group of women. So was Heero, Trowa and Quatra.
"I love the way you look when you were mad." Said one girl holding on to Wufei's neck. He couldn't help but blush.
"Here." Said one girl putting a key in Heero's hand. "My room number is 204." This was something that Heero was never trained for and never thought that he would have to be trained for.
One girl grabbed on to Trowa and wouldn't let go. "Wow, look at you. I bet you have a girlfriend."
Trowa felt himself burning like crazy. "Uh, actually.."
"Oh your single? Then there's hope!" Shouted the girl as she held on to him tighter making Trowa gasp for air.
"No that wasn't.." He was cut off by another swarm of girls telling him that they should pick them.
Quatra started taking steps away from he crowd but got himself into one also.
"Hi! What's your name?"
"Uh..I'm..uh..uh.."
The girl giggled. "I think I like you."
Duo was writing down his phone number for some women.
"Hi, can I have your name?" Said a lady in a big sun hat, covering her eyes.
Duo gave a huge grin. "Sure it's Duo Maxwell. What's yours babe?"
"It's Hilde....Shezbecker (I'm sorry but I can't remember what her last name is or how to spell it).
"Well Hilde Shezbecker...that's a lovely..." Duo's eyes grew big. "Hilde Shezbecker?!" He pulled off the girl's hat revealing a very crossed Hilde.
"Hilde! What are you doing here?!"
"I should be asking you that question! How the hell did you mange to sneak onto a all women's cruise?!"
"Uh oh.."
Heero, Trowa, Quatra, and Wufei managed to sneak away from the crowd as they made they're way to the other side of the ship. They all stopped to catch they're breath.
"This is injustice! I rather die!" Shouted Wufei as he put his leg over the rim of the boat.
Heero and Trowa grabbed Wufei as he tried his best to jump over the ship.
"Yuy, Barton! Let go of me!"
"Your not going to take the easy way out." Said Trowa through his teeth as he used his strength to pull Wufei back over.
"Besides, your not leaving me on this ship while you get saved!" Growled Heero.
Women, lying down on beach chairs lifted up they're sunglasses to watch the men. One blew a whistle at Trowa who was at the moment, bending down. Trowa started to blush and forgot about Wufei until he heard a splash.
"Man over board!" Shouted someone.
"Trowa!" Heero glared at him and jumped in the water, swimming towards Wufei.
A couple of sailors got a life saver and threw it into the water, while Heero tried his best to grab Wufei and at the same time, fight the current.
"God damn it Wufei!"
"Let go of me Yuy or I'll bring you down with me."
Heero had no choice so he tried his best to hit Wufei on his neck, in the water. Being the Perfect Solider that he was, he succeeded. He grabbed Wufei and held on to the life saver. The sailors pulled them up and called for medical help. Women gathered around Heero and Wufei who was unconscious.
"Make way. I'm a trained doctor!" Shouted a lady as she made her way through the crowd. Heero looked up to the doctor.
"Sally?!"
"Heero?! Wufei?!"
By now Wufei finally woke up after spitting out water.
"Ack...augh..." He looked up and yelled, "Woman!!!"
Wufei pulled himself up and jumped away.
"So this is were you went! And you wouldn't tell me!"
"Hey you didn't tell me where you guys were going either and now I know why!"
"What?! You think I wanted to come here?"
Heero, Trowa and Quatra walked away from the fight.
"What the hell?" Said Heero.
Just then Quatra screamed and jumped into Trowa's arms.
"Ahhh! It's Dorothy!" He pointed to a lady lying down on a beach chair soaking up the sun. Who ever it was, turned her head at the mention of her name. Her mouth opened and she pulled off her sunglasses showing her tan lines around her eyes.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't Quatra Winner on a woman cruise. Finally cracked haven't you?"
Quatra jumped out of Trowa's arms. "This is all a misunderstanding."
"Trowa is that you?"
Trowa turned and found Midii. She ran into his arms and they shared a kiss. Trowa was the only one who was actually serious about his relationship.
"Trowa it is you. What are you doing here?"
"It's a long, long story."
Hilde and Duo soon came after with Hilde holding onto Duo's braid.
"Babe please. You don't know what happened today, especially my braid!"
"I don't want to hear it!"
Heero shook his head. "If Hilde, Midii, Dorothy, and Sally are here then...."
All the girls shook they're heads knowing what he was going to ask. Heero spun around in all directions looking for her and he got his answer when he heard a voice behind him.
"Heero?"
Quick reminder! This will focus mostly on Heero and Relena.
Title of Fanfic:Boat Cruise
Penname:suicide_baka
Email address:suicide_baka@hotmail.com
Categories:Comedy, Series/Multipart
Warnings:Language, OOC
Part:2
Heero ran down the stairs as if he was on fire and in this situation, he really did feel like he was on fire. He kept on running ignoring the fact that his legs felt like they were about to fall off after hearing where he was. He caught sight of the stairs that could get him away from this horrible nightmare. He gave a breath of relief but that quickly left him after he felt the ship start to move.
"Ready for departure!" Shouted a sailor on the top deck.
"Departure?! NO!!!" Shouted Heero as he ran towards the stairs.
A whole bunch of women blocked him from his getaway as they swarmed the side of the boat, waving good bye to the people on the docks. By now, the other boys made it down and they too ran for the stairs.
Heero ran like he never ran before but was only caught in the arms of two buffed sailors.
"Sorry kid, the ship has set sail."
The other sailor scratched his head.
"Hey, how did you get on this ship anyway? This is a cruise only for women."
Heero pulled the sailor off of him.
"Why do you think I am trying to get off?!"
By now, the ship was about one mile away from the docks. Heero watched as he saw his last hope of freedom slip away. He walked over to where the others were, all of them stared at the docks as if they were saying good bye, not to the people, but to they're lives.
"By god, now what are we going to do?" Asked Quatra.
The boys turned around and faced the many women eyeing them.
"This is worst then hell." Muttered Heero.
"Hey, where's Duo?"
The boys turned around looking for they're braided friend and collapsed when they found him flirting with a girl. Wufei walked over and pulled on Duo's braid.
"AaaoowwwWWwww. Damn Wufei! It still hurts from this morning!"
"Knock it off Maxwell. We're not here to hang with weak onnas! We are supposed to be on a broken down ship sailing for Australia!"
"Well we're not so leave me alone. Besides, these girls don't know us so we can start off fresh." Said Duo as he put his arm around Wufei and gave a sly grin.
Wufei pushed Duo and away.
"I'm not like you Maxwell. I never take advantage of onnas!"
"Humph, I bet you couldn't anyway. They're too good for you."
"What?!"
Before Wufei could get to Duo, he was swarmed with a group of women. So was Heero, Trowa and Quatra.
"I love the way you look when you were mad." Said one girl holding on to Wufei's neck. He couldn't help but blush.
"Here." Said one girl putting a key in Heero's hand. "My room number is 204." This was something that Heero was never trained for and never thought that he would have to be trained for.
One girl grabbed on to Trowa and wouldn't let go. "Wow, look at you. I bet you have a girlfriend."
Trowa felt himself burning like crazy. "Uh, actually.."
"Oh your single? Then there's hope!" Shouted the girl as she held on to him tighter making Trowa gasp for air.
"No that wasn't.." He was cut off by another swarm of girls telling him that they should pick them.
Quatra started taking steps away from he crowd but got himself into one also.
"Hi! What's your name?"
"Uh..I'm..uh..uh.."
The girl giggled. "I think I like you."
Duo was writing down his phone number for some women.
"Hi, can I have your name?" Said a lady in a big sun hat, covering her eyes.
Duo gave a huge grin. "Sure it's Duo Maxwell. What's yours babe?"
"It's Hilde....Shezbecker (I'm sorry but I can't remember what her last name is or how to spell it).
"Well Hilde Shezbecker...that's a lovely..." Duo's eyes grew big. "Hilde Shezbecker?!" He pulled off the girl's hat revealing a very crossed Hilde.
"Hilde! What are you doing here?!"
"I should be asking you that question! How the hell did you mange to sneak onto a all women's cruise?!"
"Uh oh.."
Heero, Trowa, Quatra, and Wufei managed to sneak away from the crowd as they made they're way to the other side of the ship. They all stopped to catch they're breath.
"This is injustice! I rather die!" Shouted Wufei as he put his leg over the rim of the boat.
Heero and Trowa grabbed Wufei as he tried his best to jump over the ship.
"Yuy, Barton! Let go of me!"
"Your not going to take the easy way out." Said Trowa through his teeth as he used his strength to pull Wufei back over.
"Besides, your not leaving me on this ship while you get saved!" Growled Heero.
Women, lying down on beach chairs lifted up they're sunglasses to watch the men. One blew a whistle at Trowa who was at the moment, bending down. Trowa started to blush and forgot about Wufei until he heard a splash.
"Man over board!" Shouted someone.
"Trowa!" Heero glared at him and jumped in the water, swimming towards Wufei.
A couple of sailors got a life saver and threw it into the water, while Heero tried his best to grab Wufei and at the same time, fight the current.
"God damn it Wufei!"
"Let go of me Yuy or I'll bring you down with me."
Heero had no choice so he tried his best to hit Wufei on his neck, in the water. Being the Perfect Solider that he was, he succeeded. He grabbed Wufei and held on to the life saver. The sailors pulled them up and called for medical help. Women gathered around Heero and Wufei who was unconscious.
"Make way. I'm a trained doctor!" Shouted a lady as she made her way through the crowd. Heero looked up to the doctor.
"Sally?!"
"Heero?! Wufei?!"
By now Wufei finally woke up after spitting out water.
"Ack...augh..." He looked up and yelled, "Woman!!!"
Wufei pulled himself up and jumped away.
"So this is were you went! And you wouldn't tell me!"
"Hey you didn't tell me where you guys were going either and now I know why!"
"What?! You think I wanted to come here?"
Heero, Trowa and Quatra walked away from the fight.
"What the hell?" Said Heero.
Just then Quatra screamed and jumped into Trowa's arms.
"Ahhh! It's Dorothy!" He pointed to a lady lying down on a beach chair soaking up the sun. Who ever it was, turned her head at the mention of her name. Her mouth opened and she pulled off her sunglasses showing her tan lines around her eyes.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't Quatra Winner on a woman cruise. Finally cracked haven't you?"
Quatra jumped out of Trowa's arms. "This is all a misunderstanding."
"Trowa is that you?"
Trowa turned and found Midii. She ran into his arms and they shared a kiss. Trowa was the only one who was actually serious about his relationship.
"Trowa it is you. What are you doing here?"
"It's a long, long story."
Hilde and Duo soon came after with Hilde holding onto Duo's braid.
"Babe please. You don't know what happened today, especially my braid!"
"I don't want to hear it!"
Heero shook his head. "If Hilde, Midii, Dorothy, and Sally are here then...."
All the girls shook they're heads knowing what he was going to ask. Heero spun around in all directions looking for her and he got his answer when he heard a voice behind him.
"Heero?"
Quick reminder! This will focus mostly on Heero and Relena.
