He's What?! Part 6
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2003 9:41 pm
Yay! More people giving me comments! I'm so happy. Well I think I did pretty well on my test. I'm sure I passed it (well I sure hope so). Well let's go with the story shall we?
Trowa and Relena walked into a famous italian resturant.
"Oh my god, Trowa. You didn't have to bring me here."
"Your welcome."
"Thank you." she said as she gave a bright smile that made Heero turn red with jealousy outside the window.
"I can't believe she SMILED at HIM!"
"Well you never actually gave her something to smile about."
"Shut up Duo."
"Right."
"Relena is going to kill me if she knew that I was spying on her like this."
"Calm down she isn't going to find out. You just go in there with Hilde and flirt with her so you can get her attention."
Duo pulled out out some little microphones and an ear piece.
"Here. This is how we are going to keep in to contact. Okay?"
"Where are you going to be while all of this is happening?" Heero said as he hooked the microphone to his shirt.
"I'll be out here watching you guys. I'll tell you what she is doing and how to act."
"Hey, Relena is leaving her seat." Heero said as he looked through the window.
"I can't see where she went. What if she is coming outside?" he said nervously.
"Will you calm down a bit? Nothing is going to go wrong."
"How can I when I am going to be flirting with your women?"
Just then someone tapped both of them on the shoulder which caused both of them to jump and spin around.
"HILDE!" they both said.
"Well are we ready or what?"
"God you scared the shit out of me." said Duo as he put his hand over his heart.
"I thought you were Relena." said Heero.
"Wow Heero. You are really irritated over this aren't you?"
"I'm not irritated!" He said as he crossed his arms.
"Uh..right..so what's the plan?" she said giving a sweatdrop.
"Trowa this place is really lovely. Where did you ever get the idea about this place?" Relena said as she sat back down from coming from the bathroom.
"Um, let's just say that I had my connections."
"Uh, okay. So how are you doing these days?"
"Great how about you?"
"I"m doing....oh my god."
"What?" said Trowa as he turned about and saw Heero and Hilde walk in.
'Right on time.' he thought.
"What is Heero doing here with...Hilde?" said Relena as if she couldn't speak.
"Huh. Good point." Trowa was trying his best not to laugh.
"Well, I won't let him ruin my time here."
"That's a good way to look at it....Relena?"
"Huh? Oh right i'm sorry." she said as she looked back at Trowa but couldn't help look over his shoulder every once an awhile to look at Heero.
He was talking to Hilde about something and laughed right after.
'Oh my. He laughed. He never laughed with me.' she thought.
"God job buddy. She really saw that laugh you gave off." Duo said as he looked in with his binoculars.
"What is she doing now?" asked Heero but acted like he was talking to Hilde.
"Her plate just arrived. Damn! That is some nice looking spaghitti."
"DUO!"
"Oh sorry. I can tell she is trying to keep a straight face at Trowa without looking at you. Hah this is really fun."
Just then someone else poked Duo on the shoulder.
"Go away Hilde. Now is not the time to scare me again." Duo said without taking his eyes away from the window.
'Wait a sec. if Hilde is in there then who...' he thought.
"Are you calling me a woman Maxwell?" said someone from behind him.
"So what did Duo say?" asked Hilde.
"He says that she keeps on looking over here." he said.
"Oh wait I think she is going to look again." said Hilde as she put her hand on Heero's. She looked at Relena from the corner of her eye and saw her mouth open.
"Oh no she didn't!" Relena said.
"Who didn't what?" asked Trowa.
"Uh...I ...I mean..of never mind."
"Are you having a hard time eating while they are here? I mean we could always reshecdual."
"No i'm fine, i'm fine." she said as she put her hand over her eyes.
Heero pulled his hand away.
"What are you doing?"
"I was just trying to make her more jealous.'
"Look Hilde. I appriciate everything you and Duo are doing for me and your nice girl and all but, it.."
"Just isn't the same without Relena?" she asked.
"Yeah."
"I understand. I didn't feel right about this plan from the start but Duo really wanted you guys to get together and the only way that would make Relena notice you was to make you guys act.."
"Don't even say it."
"If you say so."
"You know about that. I think it is best if we don't act like that anymore. I mean that kiss that I gave Duo in the office was...the hardest thing to do in my whole life and I just had to act it out."
They both laughed.
"Alright Heero. Tell Duo to forget about this and we are going to get you Relena the old fashion way."
"Hnn. Duo......Duo.......DUO?!" he said.
Just then the doors of the resturant swung open and in came Duo with Wufei holding his collar. Hilde put her hand over her face.
"Oh great." she said.
"Yuy! How dishonorable to have Maxwell put you into his screwed up mind!" shouted Wufei.
"Hey WuWu, my head is just fine!" said Duo.
"Don't call me that you male onna!"
"What?! Hey you leave my hair out of this!"
"What's going on?" cried Relena as she got out of her seat.
"AH Relena! Please don't kill me!" said Duo as he got to the ground and put his hands up.
"Hilde, Heero, Duo and Wufei. Trowa I suspect that you have something to do with this too. What the hell is going on?"
Everyone was quiet in the resturant.
"Come on everyone. The jig is up. I'm sorry Relena." said Hilde as she walked over to her.
"What?"
Duo came up from the ground and joined Hilde.
"We were..we..uh....well..see it's like..."
"Just spit it out Maxwell!"
Duo gave a glare at Wufei's direction.
"Well, me and Hilde..uh I mean..I came up with this plan to get you and Heero together."
"What?" Relena said as she looked over at Heero's direction who right now, had his head down.
"Relena, we know how you and Heero feel about each other so we came up with this plan to get you guys together since Heero was to big of a doofus to actually tell you how you feel." said Trowa, but Heero raised his head.
"So you all tricked me?" she said.
Heero finally put his head up and walked over to her.
"Relena please."
She slapped him across the face.
"Did you think that you could play with me? With my heart? So walking in here with Hilde trying to make me jealous was your plan too?"
"Relena if you would just hear me out."
"No. I think I heared enough. You and Duo, and now this? I can't take it." she said as she walked out of the restuarant leaving all the other people who were watching and eating giving her an applause and encores. Heero didn't even have the strenght to glare at them. He touched his face and he could still feel the sting in his cheek where she had hit him.
He stood there for a min.
"Yuy. You are so dishonorable. To play with a women's heart."
Duo gave Wufei a dirty look.
"What the hell are you talking about! I thougth you hated women!" he said.
"I am smart enough to know when to never hurt a women. Now that is more dishonorable!" he said as he walked out the door.
"Heero....are you okay?" asked Hilde.
Heero never answered but he kissed Hilde on the cheek.
"Thanks for your help." he said and then he left out the door.
Duo and Trowa and Hilde looked at each other.
"Now all we can do is pray that he will know where to go from here." said Trowa.
They just stood there while someone from one of the tables shouted..
"So...when does the next show start?"
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Trowa and Relena walked into a famous italian resturant.
"Oh my god, Trowa. You didn't have to bring me here."
"Your welcome."
"Thank you." she said as she gave a bright smile that made Heero turn red with jealousy outside the window.
"I can't believe she SMILED at HIM!"
"Well you never actually gave her something to smile about."
"Shut up Duo."
"Right."
"Relena is going to kill me if she knew that I was spying on her like this."
"Calm down she isn't going to find out. You just go in there with Hilde and flirt with her so you can get her attention."
Duo pulled out out some little microphones and an ear piece.
"Here. This is how we are going to keep in to contact. Okay?"
"Where are you going to be while all of this is happening?" Heero said as he hooked the microphone to his shirt.
"I'll be out here watching you guys. I'll tell you what she is doing and how to act."
"Hey, Relena is leaving her seat." Heero said as he looked through the window.
"I can't see where she went. What if she is coming outside?" he said nervously.
"Will you calm down a bit? Nothing is going to go wrong."
"How can I when I am going to be flirting with your women?"
Just then someone tapped both of them on the shoulder which caused both of them to jump and spin around.
"HILDE!" they both said.
"Well are we ready or what?"
"God you scared the shit out of me." said Duo as he put his hand over his heart.
"I thought you were Relena." said Heero.
"Wow Heero. You are really irritated over this aren't you?"
"I'm not irritated!" He said as he crossed his arms.
"Uh..right..so what's the plan?" she said giving a sweatdrop.
"Trowa this place is really lovely. Where did you ever get the idea about this place?" Relena said as she sat back down from coming from the bathroom.
"Um, let's just say that I had my connections."
"Uh, okay. So how are you doing these days?"
"Great how about you?"
"I"m doing....oh my god."
"What?" said Trowa as he turned about and saw Heero and Hilde walk in.
'Right on time.' he thought.
"What is Heero doing here with...Hilde?" said Relena as if she couldn't speak.
"Huh. Good point." Trowa was trying his best not to laugh.
"Well, I won't let him ruin my time here."
"That's a good way to look at it....Relena?"
"Huh? Oh right i'm sorry." she said as she looked back at Trowa but couldn't help look over his shoulder every once an awhile to look at Heero.
He was talking to Hilde about something and laughed right after.
'Oh my. He laughed. He never laughed with me.' she thought.
"God job buddy. She really saw that laugh you gave off." Duo said as he looked in with his binoculars.
"What is she doing now?" asked Heero but acted like he was talking to Hilde.
"Her plate just arrived. Damn! That is some nice looking spaghitti."
"DUO!"
"Oh sorry. I can tell she is trying to keep a straight face at Trowa without looking at you. Hah this is really fun."
Just then someone else poked Duo on the shoulder.
"Go away Hilde. Now is not the time to scare me again." Duo said without taking his eyes away from the window.
'Wait a sec. if Hilde is in there then who...' he thought.
"Are you calling me a woman Maxwell?" said someone from behind him.
"So what did Duo say?" asked Hilde.
"He says that she keeps on looking over here." he said.
"Oh wait I think she is going to look again." said Hilde as she put her hand on Heero's. She looked at Relena from the corner of her eye and saw her mouth open.
"Oh no she didn't!" Relena said.
"Who didn't what?" asked Trowa.
"Uh...I ...I mean..of never mind."
"Are you having a hard time eating while they are here? I mean we could always reshecdual."
"No i'm fine, i'm fine." she said as she put her hand over her eyes.
Heero pulled his hand away.
"What are you doing?"
"I was just trying to make her more jealous.'
"Look Hilde. I appriciate everything you and Duo are doing for me and your nice girl and all but, it.."
"Just isn't the same without Relena?" she asked.
"Yeah."
"I understand. I didn't feel right about this plan from the start but Duo really wanted you guys to get together and the only way that would make Relena notice you was to make you guys act.."
"Don't even say it."
"If you say so."
"You know about that. I think it is best if we don't act like that anymore. I mean that kiss that I gave Duo in the office was...the hardest thing to do in my whole life and I just had to act it out."
They both laughed.
"Alright Heero. Tell Duo to forget about this and we are going to get you Relena the old fashion way."
"Hnn. Duo......Duo.......DUO?!" he said.
Just then the doors of the resturant swung open and in came Duo with Wufei holding his collar. Hilde put her hand over her face.
"Oh great." she said.
"Yuy! How dishonorable to have Maxwell put you into his screwed up mind!" shouted Wufei.
"Hey WuWu, my head is just fine!" said Duo.
"Don't call me that you male onna!"
"What?! Hey you leave my hair out of this!"
"What's going on?" cried Relena as she got out of her seat.
"AH Relena! Please don't kill me!" said Duo as he got to the ground and put his hands up.
"Hilde, Heero, Duo and Wufei. Trowa I suspect that you have something to do with this too. What the hell is going on?"
Everyone was quiet in the resturant.
"Come on everyone. The jig is up. I'm sorry Relena." said Hilde as she walked over to her.
"What?"
Duo came up from the ground and joined Hilde.
"We were..we..uh....well..see it's like..."
"Just spit it out Maxwell!"
Duo gave a glare at Wufei's direction.
"Well, me and Hilde..uh I mean..I came up with this plan to get you and Heero together."
"What?" Relena said as she looked over at Heero's direction who right now, had his head down.
"Relena, we know how you and Heero feel about each other so we came up with this plan to get you guys together since Heero was to big of a doofus to actually tell you how you feel." said Trowa, but Heero raised his head.
"So you all tricked me?" she said.
Heero finally put his head up and walked over to her.
"Relena please."
She slapped him across the face.
"Did you think that you could play with me? With my heart? So walking in here with Hilde trying to make me jealous was your plan too?"
"Relena if you would just hear me out."
"No. I think I heared enough. You and Duo, and now this? I can't take it." she said as she walked out of the restuarant leaving all the other people who were watching and eating giving her an applause and encores. Heero didn't even have the strenght to glare at them. He touched his face and he could still feel the sting in his cheek where she had hit him.
He stood there for a min.
"Yuy. You are so dishonorable. To play with a women's heart."
Duo gave Wufei a dirty look.
"What the hell are you talking about! I thougth you hated women!" he said.
"I am smart enough to know when to never hurt a women. Now that is more dishonorable!" he said as he walked out the door.
"Heero....are you okay?" asked Hilde.
Heero never answered but he kissed Hilde on the cheek.
"Thanks for your help." he said and then he left out the door.
Duo and Trowa and Hilde looked at each other.
"Now all we can do is pray that he will know where to go from here." said Trowa.
They just stood there while someone from one of the tables shouted..
"So...when does the next show start?"
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