What the Hell?!
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 2:26 am
I don't really know how this thing works so i'm going to write my stupid little story here. WARNING! Does have bad language.
Heero jumped over the balcony railing. He was so excited to see his love again after three months of being away on his stupid missions. Damn those missions he thought but now it didn't matter because he was home and was pretty sure that he was going to have one hot night with the girl..no woman now, the woman who stood in front of him and wasn't afraid to die when she stared down that barrel of his gun.
He opened the french doors to their bedroom and there she was, lying all by herself on that big, empty, cozy bed that they had shared for about five months now. (This is sounds like a lemon doesn't it? Don't worry it isn't)
He bent down by the bed until he was staring at her beautiful face. "God Relena, it has only been three months but you look even beautiful then before." Right after he said this, Relena woke up and grabbed her pillow and started hitting him in the face with it.
"Who the fuck are you?! You son of a bitch!(oh my bad language)"
Heero was shocked at what had just happened but manged to grab her wrists to stop her from hitting him. Relena stopped and stared down at him.
There was a bit of silence between the two for about one min. until finally Heero said, "Relena it's me, Heero!"
"AHHHHHHHHH!!! Someone is trying to sueduce me! Jesus Christ somebody save me!" She then started hitting him with her pillow again and shouted out,"Zero come here and kill this man!"
All of a sudden a little white poodle came up running into the room. It was soooooo small and Heero started laughing. "What the fuck? You got a dog while I was gone and you think that litte piece of crap and kick me out? What the hell is going on?"
"Zero, get him."
The little dog started chasing Heero around the room and by the looks on its face, you could tell that it was just ready to rip Heero's head off.
"OH SHIT." Was all he could say.
Heero was just about to run out the bedroom door when all of a sudden, everyone popped up and turned on the lights and shouted,"Welcome back Heero!"
Heero was so shocked that he fainted.
***
Heero woke up on the ground out side the balcony window of his and Relena's room. His head was hurting so much and when he finally came to his senses, he realized that he must have fallen off the balcony railings while about Relena and the "incident" so much that he wasn't watching where he was going.
He started climbing up the balcony again. He opened the french doors and found Relena sleeping peacefully. He went by her side but checked out side the door and looked around that nobody was around and that there was not little poodle in sight. He then went back to the bed and lied down next Relena. The bed bounced and Relena woke up instantly. "Heero?" she said in a sleepy voice. "Yes, i'm back Relena."
She turned around and touched his face to make sure that he was really there. Then her eyes opened wide in shock and she screamed, "Your not Heero!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!" She grabbed the pillow and started chasing him around the room until finally when he wasn't looking to where he was going (wow that is strange, the Perfect Solider not looking where he was going.)
Jumped off the balcony roof and hit his head again. The last thing he saw before he passed out was Relena shouting,'Oh god Heero! I was only kidding!"
So what did you all think? Stupid? Can you all PLZZZ send me what you think. This is the first thing EVER that i wrote anything about them. My e-mail is suicide_baka@hotmail.com or you can just look me up and my e-mail should be there. PLZ send me your comments.
Heero jumped over the balcony railing. He was so excited to see his love again after three months of being away on his stupid missions. Damn those missions he thought but now it didn't matter because he was home and was pretty sure that he was going to have one hot night with the girl..no woman now, the woman who stood in front of him and wasn't afraid to die when she stared down that barrel of his gun.
He opened the french doors to their bedroom and there she was, lying all by herself on that big, empty, cozy bed that they had shared for about five months now. (This is sounds like a lemon doesn't it? Don't worry it isn't)
He bent down by the bed until he was staring at her beautiful face. "God Relena, it has only been three months but you look even beautiful then before." Right after he said this, Relena woke up and grabbed her pillow and started hitting him in the face with it.
"Who the fuck are you?! You son of a bitch!(oh my bad language)"
Heero was shocked at what had just happened but manged to grab her wrists to stop her from hitting him. Relena stopped and stared down at him.
There was a bit of silence between the two for about one min. until finally Heero said, "Relena it's me, Heero!"
"AHHHHHHHHH!!! Someone is trying to sueduce me! Jesus Christ somebody save me!" She then started hitting him with her pillow again and shouted out,"Zero come here and kill this man!"
All of a sudden a little white poodle came up running into the room. It was soooooo small and Heero started laughing. "What the fuck? You got a dog while I was gone and you think that litte piece of crap and kick me out? What the hell is going on?"
"Zero, get him."
The little dog started chasing Heero around the room and by the looks on its face, you could tell that it was just ready to rip Heero's head off.
"OH SHIT." Was all he could say.
Heero was just about to run out the bedroom door when all of a sudden, everyone popped up and turned on the lights and shouted,"Welcome back Heero!"
Heero was so shocked that he fainted.
***
Heero woke up on the ground out side the balcony window of his and Relena's room. His head was hurting so much and when he finally came to his senses, he realized that he must have fallen off the balcony railings while about Relena and the "incident" so much that he wasn't watching where he was going.
He started climbing up the balcony again. He opened the french doors and found Relena sleeping peacefully. He went by her side but checked out side the door and looked around that nobody was around and that there was not little poodle in sight. He then went back to the bed and lied down next Relena. The bed bounced and Relena woke up instantly. "Heero?" she said in a sleepy voice. "Yes, i'm back Relena."
She turned around and touched his face to make sure that he was really there. Then her eyes opened wide in shock and she screamed, "Your not Heero!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!" She grabbed the pillow and started chasing him around the room until finally when he wasn't looking to where he was going (wow that is strange, the Perfect Solider not looking where he was going.)
Jumped off the balcony roof and hit his head again. The last thing he saw before he passed out was Relena shouting,'Oh god Heero! I was only kidding!"
So what did you all think? Stupid? Can you all PLZZZ send me what you think. This is the first thing EVER that i wrote anything about them. My e-mail is suicide_baka@hotmail.com or you can just look me up and my e-mail should be there. PLZ send me your comments.
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