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Morrighan · Post by **Morrighan** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 12:42 am

*blink, blink* What hamster?

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 2:21 am

Differant evidance that we mustn't speak of. And also, it's this hamster...

paxbanana · Post by **paxbanana** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 12:20 pm

Awwww................

Kaili Charmer · Post by **Kaili Charmer** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 1:08 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! It's so CUTE!!! tehehe... :razz:
Why would you not want to disturb that hamster? I'd be bothering with it all day and playing with it, it's so adorable!

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 8:00 pm

This is why I mustn't disturb him. He is far more cunning than I first predicted.

bookworm · Post by **bookworm** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 8:20 pm

So cute! What kind is it? It's definitely not a dwarf hamster, that's for sure. Oh, and the name?

Ame-san · Post by **Ame-san** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 11:06 pm

Dear Heero,
I don't know if anyone has asked you this already, but could you explain the ever popular yaoi phenomenon in the Gundam Wing universe? I've read some explanations, but I just would like to know your take on it. And why the heck do they always put you and Duo together? I've tried to understand from their side but it just doesn't make any sense.

Ame-san
p.s: is there anything going on with Trowa and Quatre?
p.p.s: Don't worry, I'm pro- HxR all the way. you and relena just look so cute together.

Morrighan · Post by **Morrighan** » Thu Jan 01, 2004 11:24 pm

Aww... The hamster's SO cute!!!

White Witch · Post by **White Witch** » Fri Jan 02, 2004 2:47 am

Ame-san, look at this site:

http://www.croik.com/essays/gundamwing/index.htm

It's really nice and opinionated about the yaoi and non-yaoi pairings. Of course, GW is targeted to guys, it's a shonen anime, and I don't see many guys liking romance and stuff. So no one is really wrong or right about the pairings.

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Fri Jan 02, 2004 9:09 am

Well, let me say, I bearly like Duo as a friend as it is. And I REALLY don't like him as anything more than that. He is an ally in war, and he uses his special abilities to aid the mission. He is NOT, however, my childhood friend who I've secretly had a crush on, my boyfriend who goes clubbing with me, or the soon to be father of my child.
I'm just not attracted to men, I wasn't born like that.

See, it all starts with some girl trying to look cool to her friends, and she hears that it's "cool" to like that pairing. They look it up on the internet, and without even watchng one episode, they are willing to fight to the death in the name of yaoi. Now, people who have watched it can tell you that by using common sence and at least a little bit of elemenry comprehension skills, there is NOTHING between the two of us.

(and Quatre and Trowa do seem kinda close. I'm not to sure about them)

And the Hamster's name is Lord Tink The Conquerer. We call him "Tink" for short. "Lord Tink The Conquerer" is his real name, seriously. And yes, he is a dwarf hamster, it's just an odd shot of him.

Blissful Ignorance

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