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Post by Wingnut »

Guts, yes. Brains, no.
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Romance fanfic rule #1: Canon couples always take priority over all others.

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Ha one of the funnist things I've ever done was break the ice atop a swimming pool by jumping in, but what was even better was the long run from the outdoor pool to the indoor hot tub. Ha we did it at least four or five tims. It was one of the most painfull feallings but man was it hilarious.
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Post by illiterate »

I was 12 can you blam me and yes it did sting ...Alot.

My fiften year old dog was put to sleep after having a stroke two nights ago, I got her when I was five and she was named after me but I feel absolutly nothing for the lose. Yes she was a good dog but she lived a full life and I feel no regret about putting her to sleep. But my mother balled her eyes out at the vets office and she cried even more when we baried her. I just stood there. Now my moms pissed that I apparently cared nothing for the dog and she's using every chance to yell at me. Jeeze if I knew a dead dog would cause this much problem I would have told the vet not to out her down. Then my mother could have delt with a dog that puked on herself and walked around in circles.

Err sorry I'm ranting anyway I hope everybody else is having fun with thier family (I can't wait to move back to school) Enjoy the holidays!
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Post by Heero »

I completely understand, illiterate. Get the most out of life, and be a good person. If your dog lived a loving and blissful life, then there should be no regrets. Everything dies at some point in time. Pittying a short painful life is a lot differant.
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Post by wicked »

Heero, I'm curious to know but I'm too lazy to look through the other 84 pages to find out if anyone asked you this: What was the dumbest thing you've ever done in life?

Can't pick just one? List 'em all from severe stupidity to just not using the noggin.

My face looks way fatter with the belt from my mother's old robe tied around my head. Interestingly enough I'm not that idiotic looking. At least it isn't a bra!!!

~Wicked <----Who's been happy these past 2 days and can't explain it for whatever reason and doesn't really want to because it might ruin it.

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Post by Heero »

Dumbest thing? That's easy! Agreeing to run this advice column.
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Post by wicked »

Ouch! Harsh! Moded!!!

For some reason I would have thought it was something to do with the wars and missions and whatnot.

I guess that just goes to show what happens when I think: nothing.

But I must thank you for responding so quickly.

So now that you've identified your dumbest thing you've ever done the question now is: Why is that the dumbest thing you've ever done? And loss of brain cells does not equal an answer.

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Post by Wingnut »

Duh, that's an easy one wickedchild_md, the time he was tricked by OZ into destroying Marshal Noventa's shuttle over the New Edwards base.
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Post by bookworm »

Heero, what is the worst presents that had been given to you from ur comrades/friends/acquintances/etc.?

I don't know if u answered this, but which body part do u think is ur best feature? Relena's?
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Post by Heero »

Why did I agree to this "dumbest thing ever done"? BLACKMAIL! That's all. You guys aren't so bad, just little pestering. I guess it's not you guys are pestering me. It's more like, if I don't, then the blackmail will seep out. And THAT's why.

I just realized my left thumb is my favorite body part. It may sound odd, but I cann pop it out of place and slip threw handcuffs very easily. Arthritis is going to hit me hard.

And Relena's would have to be her rack.
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