Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[Melville's Best Friend]

He must have hidden all his stuff because I have been unable to locate and good blackmail on him... I at one time did have something, but it turned out to be all the wrong information.

Okay...What if you were to take the evil way out and simply state to your parents that your brother is laundering smut? Or you could tell them he's been shagging with fish.

*giggles*

Not true, and unbelieveable, yes. Funny? Mais oui.

*cough* That's all I can say until our fav. couple gets to your questions. ^__^ Have fun, missy! FUN, I SAY!!!!

[Heero]

I would say, you can date the guy online successfully if you have known eachother for a year or so.

And another name I would have picked would be Luis. However, this would result in his name being "Louie Yuy" So you can understand why Luis is a bad choice.

And to Relena, I can bearly find time to reply to these in my busy schedule. How in the world will you find time to reply to these?

[Melville's Best Friend]

And another name I would have picked would be Luis. However, this would result in his name being "Louie Yuy" So you can understand why Luis is a bad choice.

*cackles*

......

*cackles more*

~MBF <--- who'll respond when she can breathe

[SimplyTurquoise]

Okay...What if you were to take the evil way out and simply state to your parents that your brother is laundering smut? Or you could tell them he's been shagging with fish.

Y'know...

I think I just might...

Anyways... Heero...

You still haven't answered my previous advice asking question... I NEED Answers!!!![/quote]

[The Young Alcoholic]

Uh Heero?
What happened in the end of Endless Waltz? I mean come on! Your an action type guy! Why did you just....walk? You could've done something more...exciting like.....somthing with Relena!!

[Heero]

I'm not the one responsable for Endless Waltz. And you think that they wuld cover more ground with Odds and Evens. No. They didn't. And besides, if I wer to do anything like "that" with Relena, I would see to it that no one else saw. And why would you want to?

And to Simply Turquoise: I guess I got side-tracked, what was the question again?

[SimplyTurquoise]

Questions:

Heero: My parents are being a bit unreasonable at the moment and seem to think that a curfew of 10:30pm is the latest I can stay out... Now let me remind you it's summer... I'm a few months away from being legally an adult... and most days I don't have to wake up early because work is usually in the afternoon.

I need some diversion tactics and some tips to sneaking out? Do you think you can help? I mean... you do sneak into Relena's room quite often... I assume you can sneak out just as easily!

SimplyTurquoise

[The Young Alcoholic]

And besides, if I wer to do anything like "that" with Relena, I would see to it that no one else saw. And why would you want to?

Hey! I never said that it had to be something like "that"! Maybe a little chat could have been alright...anyways..
Okay now I have a REAL question for you.
My parents aren't exactly..."perfect" for each other. They get in fights all the time and it really bugs me. My mom almost got a heart attack once because of all the fighting. They tell me that they wont get a divorce because of me and my lil sis and they say that they'll try to stop fighting, but they never do. Sometimes I wonder if they should get a divorce, maybe things will be better but then I start to say no, it wouldn't. I just want to know what your advice is? Thanks.

[Heero]

Ok, first, fake an illness. Then act all day, and when night comes, say that you're really not feeling well and you need to sleep. Ask them to be quiet and leave you alone. If you come back late and sleep longer than usuall, blame it on your illness. Then say the sleep really helped.

Now for the next question. Your parents may or may not get divorced. It all depends on the root of the problem. They may be yelling about the dishes, but the real problem may rely on financial problems. If the base problem is fixable, everything will be fine. But if it is uncontrolable, then the best solution would be to seperate. This is bad for the children, but it is for the better.

I never had parents. So I'm basing this all on the hypnotic master of the human race. Also known as television. I regularly wouldn't watch tv, but one of my missions required it.

[Lauren]

Dear Heero;

I have this terrible problem. You see, I know this boy named Mike, and he's a pretty cool guy. The only problem is- he smells SO bad! The stench is unbearably even through AIM! I feel bad, since it was discovered that he was in actuality my twin brother, but I just can't bring myself to tell him how much he stinks! What should I do?

-Lauren