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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

As long as we're talking about it....


I like Heero with everything on him.


A la mode, as it were. ^_^


My PERFECT soldier's a PERFECT sundae. ^_^


....w/out the ice cream. *shudder*...Or...with chocolate ice cream. Mmmmmm....Choco Puffs........Coacoa puffs......mmmmmm......


In Southern dialect, it's "Nekkit Heeruh weeuth uh cherreh un top"


Queen of the KTBC, I shall hear nothing of my southern heritage...*glares* You either, Keeper of the triple D.

I have no accent.
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.

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Post by wicked »

Beer, I think I'm in love with you. Don't know if that's a good thing or not. *shrugs* Just keep talking. :wink:

*gasps* Melville! I would never poke fun at your southern-ness. I am apalled that you would think such a thing! *starts singing* I shoulda been a cowboy!

~Wicked

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Post by RyanEX2000 »

Beer,yes you are very correct.American teenagers are portrayed in a rather.......curious light in most television shows(remembers Beverly Hills 90210).But I think personally that we Trinis invented stupidity.Or rather at least a few of my co-workers.

Wicked,you must have had one HELL of a hangover the next morning(Do you get hangovers from champagne...I'm not sure).And I think we ought to move along wickedly wicked.This might become a touchy subject.Just a note...it is the chocolate.

Mellie,Sticky.I think you're gonna have to comeup with a name for our little Beery here.I think he's long past proven his insanity........but then again.It's 5 in the morning and I'm now getting to bed so I'll bid you all a good night.....or good morning...or something like that.

By the way Beer.Other than drinking beer....aren't you a tea drinking limey :-P .
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Post by Beer-monster »

A coffe drinking limey, while I'm at uni I don't drink tea coz i have to spend the money on the beer.

Can someone answer me this: Why is apple pie considered american?
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html

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Post by wicked »

Why is apple pie considered American?

Probably because we're the only country that would have an idiot willingly boink one.

Any Ryan, I've never had a hangover in my life. Ever.

~Wicked

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Post by Beer-monster »

Thats not coz he was american, it was coz he was a desperate bloke.
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html

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Post by wicked »

Honey, American men are desperate.

~Wicked

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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

.....I fear you all....And I'm supposed to be crazy.....I think that speaks for itself....*ahem*


I do not know about the pie. Why do you ask?


I have an announcement, though! ^_^


Heero comes home tonight from whatever the pukk it was he was doing--hope he remembers our anniversary! ^_^

Yup...2 years...*sigh* Has it really been that long? Where does the time go?


I wonder why he hasn't proposed yet....


I hope he brings cheesecake...this should be an eventful noght..... :wink:


.......With strawberries.



...I also have to respond to Beer's comments awhile back....like...what is jello.


Jello is a product that I cannot get enough of. (Proably because I have no breasts, and I like to look at things that jiggle, as I cannot jiggle anything I have. I CAN shimmy with the best of them...Though that's because I have nothing to bog down my front...But this is off the topic) And is boosted by the MAN himself, Bill Cosby.

I can do a really good Cosby impression, too.


Anything with Cosby's face on it must be good. I mean...I'm sure that's what everyone was thinking when the dessert came out...

Plus it got Boosted by Ghostbusters 2.

"Looks like a mold of Jello"

"Man, I hate Jello."

"Aw, c'mon! There's always room for Jello!"


*sigh* Good times.



And about American-English...or wahtever....language.


Don't get me started. :-P

I will ram you into a corner with all the facts I know, and then you'll be....rammed into a corner, I suppose....Which couldn't possibly be that much fun. My blasted Nzi teacher taught me too much about our language...*sigh* and I unfortunately retained it all....*barfs*






...................................................how to say this...........




Ryan and I got dirty with handcuffs and everything last night....




*sings* Wanna get dirty! It's about time for my arrival!!!!!!


Wicked: *from out of nowhere jumps on her sister and rams her head into the floor* YOU. WILL. STOP. NOW.

MBF: I don't know any more anyway....*cries*
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.

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Post by Beer-monster »

Wicked, every man is desperate. Except english blokes when they go to america, coz they get jumped on coz of their naccent. Hm should proabably buy some plane tickets.

Jello. Yes I know it was a gelatinous moulded desert. And thank you for the talk about breasts Mel, can't get enough of that. But I meant whats is wrong with the word jelly. The desert is called jelly godammit.

Um American english and corner ramming. Nope don't see they connection. What did you intend to do to me when I was in the corner :wink: Something involving handcuff and christina aguilera impressions.

I meant why is there American-english. Is English not good enough.

The pie? Well there's the phrase "American as apple pie" yet pies and apple are old and I'm sure people were eating apple pies before there was an america., after all 200 years is not long.


Anything with Bill Cosby's face on it is bad coz he's ugly. But I'd still like to hear your impression. Actually I'd like to see you shimmy. And then I wouyld be having fun in the corner with jello and an accent, and you and wicked are welcome to join. Woohoo!
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html

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Post by Beer-monster »

PS- If you really want Mel I can let you all in on a little secret about breast that women aren't supposed to know??
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html

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