Blissful Ignorance

Not bad there man!!! Okay heres a few of mine:

D: "My ponytail aint the only thing thats long baby!"

H: "Perfect soldier, meaning I fight long and hard"

Trowa: "My hair isnt the only thing that defies gravity!"

Quatre: "I believe in piece on earth and goodwill toward men. Wanna gimme a piece?"


I know Im such a hentai but these ones kinda begged to be written!!! Lemme know what you think!

*slams hatch on Deathscythe as you all hear Shinigami and Inuyasha scream followed by the crack of a whip*

Don't ask questions cuz im too shy to tell ya!!

Naughty... Very funny!

Yeah I know I am!!

I really love those lines, inukikyo.

Why thank you chibisitter!! I happen to think Im good at making them up cuz my ex bf used lotsa stupid ones on me!!


In any case do ya mind if i make ya my friend? You know cuz youre kinda cool and all?

Well, for todays rant: I present to you a call made to me by my ex just yesterday


Him: So youre coming down in a few weeks?

Me: Yeah why?

Him: You gonna come by and see me?

Me: You gonna behave like a gentleman?

Him: No

Me: Im being serious

Him: So was I

Me: Maybe I better not go see you if you cant control yourself around me

Him: Not cant, just wont

Me: Oh please!




Yeah thats what I lived with for two years! And you wonder where I get the naughty pick up lines!


Now ya know!!! Tell me if you think one of the boys could get anywhere using a line like that!

later!

Funny. Are you gonna see him?

In any case do ya mind if i make ya my friend? You know cuz youre kinda cool and all?

Of course, I'll add ya too.
I'm "cool"???......no one at school calls me that, I'm a outcast/blak sheep or I'm weird, strange or freaky... :-?
"Baaaaa" to those white sheep
I got carried away.

Tell me if you think one of the boys could get anywhere using a line like that!

......I don't think they would.....unless the girl they use it on wasn't paying attention to what they were saying

Well, they say it, and seeing that it doesn't work, they just take their shirt off and get the girl instantly.

Well, they say it, and seeing that it doesn't work, they just take their shirt off and get the girl instantly.

That made my day. I just got back from school -I needed some humour. Thanx.

Hey guys! I think I got some quite good pick-up line for G-boys!

Heero (to Relena): I buried in you my pain, my trust my love... Can I bury something else?..

I know it's not so good but...

Oh, and this is my pick up line after I read one of bookworm's stories:

"Don't be so excited or JUNIOR will say hallo!"

I always say this when my pals are starting to be goofy