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Miroku · Post by **Miroku** » Mon Nov 24, 2003 6:07 pm

1) how should one go about cooking locusts?
2) how can one tell which is the head of a worm and which is the tail?
3) where did the story about storks delivering babies originate from?
4) how did you come to hate christmas?

and all this talk about hair- really, the person with the best hair is sally.

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Mon Nov 24, 2003 6:57 pm

1) Don't
2) The crap comes out one end.
3) The stork is the symbol of Alsace. The myth about storks delivering babies originated there.
4) Well, for one, I'm not christian, I'm atheist. I hate family oriented holidays, and I just flat out hate the whole christmas atmosphere. And I also hate getting stuck on missions with braided dim-wits on Christmas.

Sally has odd hair. I like the curls, but it just doesn't make sense.

Miroku · Post by **Miroku** » Mon Nov 24, 2003 7:11 pm

but locuts are supposed to taste good when cooked properly!

bookworm · Post by **bookworm** » Mon Nov 24, 2003 9:14 pm

Talking of food, what's everyone's fav food (in the GW world)?

And what body part do u think is ur best feature, Heero?

(This is random thinking.)

Andrea · Post by **Andrea** » Mon Nov 24, 2003 11:12 pm

My favorite food... or dessert... BAKLAVA!!! Yum!! Delicious!! Yum!! Baaaaak-laaaaaa-vaaaa!!!!!

Sorry, didn't get too much sleep... I should go sleep now....

Jia Li Labyrinth · Post by **Jia Li Labyrinth** » Mon Nov 24, 2003 11:20 pm

Miroku wrote:but locuts are supposed to taste good when cooked properly!

I heard of people frying them, much like french fries. Don't count on me for the details on that, though.

Morrighan · Post by **Morrighan** » Mon Nov 24, 2003 11:49 pm

Andrea Sinisterra wrote: BAKLAVA!!!

Is that Greek?? Just wondering, cuz that's one of dishes that may be featured in my myth class's Greek festival.

I'm organizing the opening ceremony.

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 12:18 am

I'll try out any kind of food. Even fried insects.

My favorite food is the pomegranate, and my favorite body part is my brain. I wouldn't be here if it weren't for that wrinkley goo.

bookworm · Post by **bookworm** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 12:22 am

*nods head*

Very nice answer.

Though when I read promegranate, I immediately thought of Hades and Persephone.

Man, I really am tired.

White Witch · Post by **White Witch** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 5:17 am

...your questions are so fun... but it's not the place for me to rejoice...
See, my cousin died this morning... and you know what? He's only gonna be 9 years old this Friday...
It's so unfair... he is such a nice boy... I never saw him scream or hit someone, especially when all the neighborhood kids played wargames. He's one of the top students in his level too, and a good painter and singer...
it's really so unfair...but I'll keep thinking to myself that he was a real, live angel, and God let us borrow him... I wish it could have been longer...
I'm crying so much, I can hardly type (so YOU nitpick my spelling errors)...I kept saying to myself that I shouldn't cry: he always thought of me as a really strong girl... It's depresing to think I just lost one of my soldiers... he really enjoyed our army games, even if he always ended up as the lowest position...
Thank you for reading this. If you could help me stop my sadness, that'd be nice...

Blissful Ignorance

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