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wicked
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Post by wicked »

Happy Birthday P-03!!!

Miroku, in response to #4 of your Q's, I'd say it has something to do with a cool looking formation thingy. That's the technical term for it too.

Heero, how do rid Relena of her cramps? Any suggestions?

~Wicked

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Post by Heero »

3 days late, but keeping up.

Kaili, I fell down the stares because my tranquilizer went off on me, I tried to get to the bathroom to gather some first aid supplies, neeless to say I didn't make it. The tranquilzer was defective, so it wasn't all my fault. But no matter, that company no longer exists.

And I have to know random bits of knowledge for my line of work. You never know when it will come in handy. And honestly, it has.

Andrea, dump him. If they won't be courteous, you won't be with them. Everyone diserves higher treatment.

And yes, I did purpose, but due to our current living status, it was postponed... not cancelled though.

And still remaining on the topic of purposals, you must realize Lady Saffir, that it's not the ring, it's the love. But I can see where you're coming from. Just realize that money may be an issue, but you should be able to get something you like.

illiterate, I personally would get more use and enjoyment out of Computer enginering, not to mention the high pay.

Happy birthday 03! sorry I missed it. I understand that you would feel bad about your birthday being forgotten. I on the other hand try to draw attention away from that day because I don't like being the center of attention sometimes, and presents for me are just a waste of money. But don't feel too bad, it wasn't on purpose, and I'm sure they feel bad. But I'm sure beer was great company anyway

Now for Miroku...

1) Yes, they're the same.
2)Got me there! I can't even find it in a search.
3)It's tricky and hard to doscribe. You need to spin it as you release it and if all goes well, when it makes it to the end it will ricochet off one pin and hit the other, thus completeing the elusive 7-10 split. (Dr. J liked bowling)
4)It may not be an even number, but 5 is a perfectly balanced number. Like Wicked CHild said, formation wise it forms a star. And we are each from a differant colony. 5 colonies, 5 pilots. Some think of Relena's brother as a 6th pilot. I do not.

Now as for Relena's cramping, I just converse with her and keep her occupied so she won't focus on it. It works sometimes.

Well, I've learned my lesson. Never be gone for more than 2 days or 4 pages of questions will await you.
Being a perfect soldier has nothing to do with being a perfect speller

-Heero Yuy 01

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Post by wicked »

Heero wrote:4)It may not be an even number, but 5 is a perfectly balanced number. Like Wicked CHild said, formation wise it forms a star. And we are each from a differant colony. 5 colonies, 5 pilots. Some think of Relena's brother as a 6th pilot. I do not.
I completely agree Heero. Relena's brother is not one of my favorites at all. I must admit that if he were to never be seen, heard from, or mentioned again I would not shed a tear. Not one.

And I also agree that 5 is a very balanced number. It along with 3 are two of my favorite numbers. Hell any odd number is my favorite.

Let's discuss sleeping patterns. I apologize if this has been previously covered but I'm a tad too lazy to go through and check every page.

Lately I have been staying up late. Really late. The other day I stayed up for 24 hours after only 4 hours of sleep and a full days work. The next night I couldn't sleep early if you slipped me a sleeping pill. Since then my already bad sleeping habits have gotten worse. Waking up is an even bigger chore than before. While I adore, love, and worship my sleep I know that this cannot continue. What do you suggest I do to combat this stubborn insomnia?

~Wicked

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Post by illiterate »

What do you suggest I do to combat this stubborn insomnia?
Medication Wicked is a great thing, if it starts affecting your waking life then you might want to see your doc, but don't let him give you a sadative, those things suck and make my tunge numb. That is a horrible experiance.

If you don't like the medicated approach try easing into sleep. An hour befor you go to bed get yourself a warm drink like decafinated tea, or warm milk (don't cringe, it's good and helps) sit on your couch with a book and some mellow music or a boring tv show, or just zone out. My problem is I find it hard to turn off my brain and I can't stop thinking. I keep a note book on my night stand and write my thoughts down in the dark, it's interesting to see what you write in the morning but it's good cause your able to get these thoughts out of your head.

And whatever you do don't look at a clock, those things are evil. Get one that doesn't glow at you all night. These are just some of the things I do at four in the morning instead of twittling my thumbs and staring at the celing, it helps me but every sleeper is different. Good luck.

And Heero, cream of wheat or oatmeal?
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Post by paxbanana »

Well, I'm not Heero, but what about grits?
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Post by illiterate »

Oh forgot about grits?

Oatmeal, cream of wheat or grits Heero?

Better yet what do you consider a good breakfast?
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Post by Heero »

Oatmeal. I get 2 packets of the oatmeal, and add 2/3 cup of milk. Heat for 1:15 and then I reside in flavor heaven. Apple cinnimon is my favorite.

As for sleep, you are really asking the wrong guy. Have you seen what times I make my posts? Previous post was "Thu Nov 20, 2003 4:06 am" And I still don't sleep until 5 or 6. Then I wake up earlier than I should. But I really should get back on track. I hearby declare myself under time restrictions. I suggest you try too, WickedChild.
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Post by Andrea »

Wicked, about your problem, why don't you try to release some tension? Try doing less things at least for two days, slow your rhythm. Maybe try doing some exercise, adrenaline is the best way to leave you tired at the end of the day.

OR, you can do what I once did, that really worked for me... From Thursday to Friday I didn't sleep, thing that by Friday night I was completely tired, couldn't even move my feet... SO I was asleep even before my head hit the pillow. Of course, I had nothing to do on Saturday, thank God because I slept all day. :roll:

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Post by Heero »

Just to let everyone know, I had the 666th post. But that doesn't mean I'm evil.
Being a perfect soldier has nothing to do with being a perfect speller

-Heero Yuy 01

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Post by Lady Saffir »

Heero, we've seen you comment on a gammut of things...but what about sports? Are you a sports' fan, and which one and your teams?

LS

PS - 666th post, eh? You're not evil....you're unique. :razz:
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