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Melville's Best Friend · Wed Oct 22, 2003 1:40 pm

Howdy Heero! How are you? I was wondering...for the procrastinator in me, you see...what to be for Halloween that would make the masses go "Oooo, that's new and creative." As such, I think I should wear something new and creative. I thought about being Samara from, you know...THE RING, but I would be so pukk-off cold in a lil' white dress.

If I could be an M and M, I would. But I can't. Why am I doing this, you ask? Well, at the office, we're having a Halloween party. Well...that narrowed down the slut costume I picked. I'm joking. Also, I have to wear it to school, so it has to kinda'...not draw...too much attention...AND I'm afraid my professor's gonna go "What the pukk are you wearing?" And I will have...a very small answer. ^__^;;;;

But I guess any attention is OK, 'cause my birthday is on Halloween. Cool huh? So, what should I be? What are YOU gonna' be? Maybe I can be a cheerleader. *cackles*

Ra ra...and all those noises...

Okay, thanks, and HAPPY HALLOWEEN to you!

Shinigamigrul · Post by **Shinigamigrul** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 2:29 pm

yayyyyyyy you just got this whole place off the topic of meat! thank you!!MBF.............MBF you COULD go as Heero.........

yes what are you going to dress up as heero????

paxbanana · Post by **paxbanana** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 2:42 pm

I bet i know. Heero Yuy will dress up as an undercover agent and borrow someone else's name. Am i right?

Miroku · Post by **Miroku** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 5:24 pm

no- heero should dress like sousuke- not too much of a difference.

and mbf should dress like- Bob. but i'm afraid your teacher might ask questions about that.

Andrea · Post by **Andrea** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 7:06 pm

1. How do you keep from being read when stuck in an elevator with ten teenage girls?

2. How how high can hemlines rise to look sexy without looking like a hooker?

3. It's Halloween, and you decided, for some unknown reason, to dress up like a damsel in distress. How do you get a waist cincher on with back laces while trying to dress in the back seat of a Volkswagen bug?

- Andrea

Morrighan · Post by **Morrighan** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 7:15 pm

Andrea Sinisterra wrote: 1. How do you keep from being read when stuck in an elevator with ten teenage girls?

2. How how high can hemlines rise to look sexy without looking like a hooker?

3. It's Halloween, and you decided, for some unknown reason, to dress up like a damsel in distress. How do you get a waist cincher on with back laces while trying to dress in the back seat of a Volkswagen bug?

Ooh... Good ones...

illiterate · Post by **illiterate** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 10:39 pm

What are you doing in an elevator with teenagers! That's just stupid, so are skirts, give me jeans or let me be natural

What year is the bug and are you in the front or back seat. If it's an original bug I'd say tuff luck especialy if your in the back. My passengers have to sit with thier feet in the seat cause they won't fit in the floor boards. If your in the front idealy you would need an second person to help you out. If your alone open the windows for more moving space, you might even want the extra space your glove box supplies. Good luck.

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 10:58 pm

Sousuke Sagara is a respectable soldier. However, I would not want to defoul his name if any of my actions prove to be negative, like if I were to get in a fight.

As for me, I'm just going to throw on a trench coat, black jeans, dark grey shirt, some fingerless gloves, some boots, and maybe some shades. I never dress like that due to it's unmanuverability. Appearantly, there is a movie with a similar character. But I asure you, I am not mimicing or looking like that. My Ttrench coat is military grade... as are mt boots. Relena will go as a traditional japanese school girl. She has a blue school uniform she will wear.

I might suggest a gothic look, as it is very "in" durring the Halloween period. Although I may not be enthustiastic about the matter, Halloween is the most appealing holiday to me.

Andrea, those are good questions.
However, I have never (and never will be) in that situation. Can someone with more expeiriance on the matter help me out on this one?

Andrea · Post by **Andrea** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 11:10 pm

Hahahahaaaa!!!!! Oh, Come on!!!! Just answer them! Morrighan is DYING to know, too! Not just me!!

Andrea · Post by **Andrea** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 11:18 pm

and you decided, for some unknown reason,

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