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Post by Andrea »

I'll snicker with you Morrighan!!

OMG! I just saw Miss Relena's ad!! *cracks up* Too good, too good. Hahaha...!!

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Post by SimplyTurquoise »

Oh... Miss Relena... are you sure he's not for sale?!!? It must be fun having your own life size Heero... it only seems right now that you're the chairman of the Heero Torture Club!!!!
Hold my tongue...
Slip off the sound...
I feel my feet...
To find the ground...
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I kill beans with my forceps... *har, har*

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Post by Heero »

As I look over to my ranking, I see the phrase "Miss Relena's Love Slave". That is only the half truth.

Pilot 03, accepting death is the first step to being a gundam pilot. The second is to find someone to sponser you. That person will help you GET your gundam. Like Dr. J. But the unspoken law is very important. They HAVE to have an abnormality. Like a fake arm or nose, bad hair, or a very quirky look.
Being a perfect soldier has nothing to do with being a perfect speller

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Post by White Witch »

Wow, you people are having so much fun! ...and I'm missing reading it. *kickflips computer and modem*

Okay so, anybody care to help me learn about China? How am I supposed to memorize all those dynasties!? And the name are hard, y'know, T'ang and Ch'in and whatever...

And my school's having a Halloween party... I think I'm gonna be Kamiya Kaoru...or a witch -_-

Ja, matta desu!

BTW, Nice title, Yuy-san.^_^ :-p
And it sounds nicer if you put in "half of the truth" rather than "the half truth"...the grammar's right, it just sounds a bit awkward.

Maybe I could make a living a a critic someday... :D
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Post by paxbanana »

Um...Heero...This may sound a bit awkward :oops: , and it relates a bit back with the underwear questions but...

Have you ever worn a speedo?
"...She stopped. Had her heart failed her, or had her eyes, veiled with the mournfulness that lies over all the wild things on earth, seen the hopelessness of longing that will find out sometimes even a savage soul in the lonely darkenss of its being?" Conrad, The Heart of Darkness

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Post by Morrighan »

*see Heero's ranking* *falls over laughing hysterically* Ooh...!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aww... Poor, poor Hee-chan.... :D :D :D :D :D
<i>?I always know you?re about to say something very sweet or very stupid when you use my full name??</i>

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Post by Heero »

Yes yes.... let's all laugh at my expence.

No, I've never worn a speedo, and I don't plan on it. But I have worn spandex, isn't that enough for you?

Dynasties? If you caught me 3 years ago I could nswer this for you perfectly. Alas, time has whiped me of my knowledge. Maybe if I hunt down Wufei. Nevermind, I don't think he would cooperate.

Anyone else know about chinese dynasties?
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Post by Morrighan »

Heero wrote: Yes yes.... let's all laugh at my expence.
Well it's true, isn't it??

*silence*

Never mind.... *slowly inches away*
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Post by Miroku »

fiction or truth: are peanuts really fruit?
As we go thru this "bump" in the road, I know in my heart that all will be okay, especially knowing that you are there to help me through this. I love you- Mom.

Funny how only a few sentances can turn a rotten day into a good one.

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Post by Adaon »

Well I don't know them myself, but here is a listing of them.

http://www-chaos.umd.edu/history/time_line.html

As for memorizing, well I know one guy I once had a class with would make up a sentence. So for example: Xylophones Shouldn't Wreck Zooming Each Zoomable Spring and Autumn.

So there you have it.

Don't look at me like that, his system not mine.

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