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Post by Morrighan »

Beer-monster wrote: Now that somoeone else is being aggravated by the pokemaniac and being called a slacker...can I have my tiltle back?
*snort* Fat chance, Beer. You WISH.
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LOL! Rose, you rock. I love the title. *bow* Thank you, I shall honor this position. :salute:
I have a new picture in the making ^_^ I said I would draw one bigger than that 1x2 pic at AnimeFEST...and I am. The title is the best part. I can't wait to finnish it so you all can enjoy the limey goodness.
I just need to find a way to print this picture. It's huge. i'm a little shy about bringing it to Kinkos and saying " Here! print this semi-pornographic picture up for me, k?" I'm not brave enough -__-
It did contain Nudity 0_0 but I had to cover stuff with a sheet so I could put it up in the A-kon art auction. Darn the rules!
I swear I'm drawing!! I have a kissy picture in the make too!!
and this!:
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/3456888/
I had fun with this...maybe too much fun ^_^
Heero choked me for it!!! ...jerk.
Now that I free time, I can do this stuff! Anyone want commissions? :-P

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Post by Heero »

Relena, do you realize that every picture you post and every comment you make push you one step closer to a murder?

Just thoguht I would point that out. =)

I dislike using smileys....
Being a perfect soldier has nothing to do with being a perfect speller

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Post by Morrighan »

*falls over laughing hysterically* Ooh....!!!!!! Miss Relena...! That's just HILARIOUS!!!!! Ooh.... I LOVE that picture!!

Now Heero, be nice to Miss Relena. *glare* Bear in mind that she IS the chairman of the club that tortures YOU.
<i>?I always know you?re about to say something very sweet or very stupid when you use my full name??</i>

Why yes, I <i>am</i> a saucy wench. :-P

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Post by daemaethor »

Dear Heero,
Which one of your fellew soldiers would you consider your best friend or battle buddy?
War is simpler than peace.
At least then you know who your enemy is. :salute:

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Post by Heero »

Good question. It would not be Duo for obvious reasons. Wufei's a little on the scary side. Quatre is respectable, but too wussy for my taste. But Trowa is a good guy. And we spent some good time together. So although I bearly know the guy, I would say Trowa.

And just because Relena's title changed, doesn't change anything. She's been tourturing me since day one.
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Post by pilot03 »

And just because Relena's title changed, doesn't change anything. She's been tourturing me since day one.
Women do that...lol :lol: . *sweatdrops* Err.....what I mean is not all the ladies....there are plenty of nice women out there. I hope. Perhaps not for me :cry: . That's life. WOOO HOOO!!! I think I could make a good pilot now. With this post, I just about committed myself to death,.....and I'm still smiling. :razz:
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<s>Long Live for a reasonable time expectancy 3xR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </s>

Thief of panties and hearts... 8)

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Post by Andrea »

Well Pilot, we could condemn you for that to a lifetime of torture... BUT, since I'm a nice girl, I will just smile, wave the issue, and peck you on the cheek. Now, don't be too harsh on yourself, and REMEMBER: think before you speak. The things people say... *shakes head*...

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Post by pilot03 »

Well Pilot, we could condemn you for that to a lifetime of torture... BUT, since I'm a nice girl, I will just smile, wave the issue, and peck you on the cheek. Now, don't be too harsh on yourself, and REMEMBER: think before you speak. The things people say... *shakes head*...
Thank you for your kindness. It's good to know I'll be waking up in the morning! :D
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<s>Long Live for a reasonable time expectancy 3xR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </s>

Thief of panties and hearts... 8)

<s>Part-time coffee boy..</s> :dunno:

Ph.d. of Pervertness :cheer:

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Post by Morrighan »

*snicker*
<i>?I always know you?re about to say something very sweet or very stupid when you use my full name??</i>

Why yes, I <i>am</i> a saucy wench. :-P

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