bookworm Tortures Quatre
Bookworm was happy with her day?s work.
With a smile, she opened her book.
Her eyes light up on one name.
Her smile grew?EVIL.
?Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
~*~
The girls were looking at some ribbons that Relena had brought with her as mementos of her childhood. They admired the variety of ribbons that Relena had saved. While they admired them, the door opened and the boys entered the room.
Sally caught sight of one blond Arab and an idea occurred.
With a devilish grin, she motioned the Arab nearer.
Curious, Quatre complied.
Sally held up a blue ribbon.
?Girls, don?t you think Quatre looks nice with this ribbon??
The girls got the hint and similar smiles appeared on their faces.
?He would look cute with them on.?
?Especially if it is circling his head.?
?And with a bow on top.?
It dawned on Quatre and he took a step back.
?NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Silence in the room.
The group stared at the blond Arab with puzzled looks.
Quatre stared at the ribbon in Sally?s hand with a VERY horrified expression on his face. He began to shake his head.
Trowa took a step forward, concerned for his best friend.
?Quatre..??
Quatre put both his hands on his head, trying to cover it from being used.
He whimpered.
?I don?t want ribbons on my hair.?
?Why??
?Because my sisters used me as their model.?
Duo grinned.
?Oh, I see. They used to make you up as a girl.?
Midii frowned.
?Well, I must say that Quatre does look feminine.?
There were affirmative responses to that.
Dorothy defended the blond Arab.
?Well, Quatre MAY look like a pretty boy, but he is definitely MALE underneath.?
The girls shared knowing looks.
The guys grinned.
And Quatre blushed.
Dorothy took the ribbon from Sally?s hand and went to her beau.
There was a LOOK in her eyes.
?Say, Quatre, if you allow me to put ribbons in your hair, I?ll allow you to do ANYTHING you like to me.?
Quatre lowered his hands.
?Anything??
Dorothy smiled?seductively.
?ANYTHING.?
Quatre took one end of the ribbon and tugged on it.
?Okay.?
And he led Dorothy out of the room, amid whistles, catcalls, and applause.
~*~
Bookworm smiled.
She opened her other book, took out a pen, and wrote about her wonderful work with Quatre. Then she read the paragraph that appeared after her writing.
?Well, well. It sure looks like the couple is having some?FUN.?
Thus saying, Bookworm closed the book, happy of her good deed.
THE END
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This next one is another FAVE of mine.
After this one, don't expect one tomorrow. I only have one more after this one, and I want to save it until I can write more.
After this one, don't expect one tomorrow. I only have one more after this one, and I want to save it until I can write more.
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bookworm Tortures Dorothy (w/ some Relena)
Bookworm stared at the sentence with interest.
?Maybe I can do something about this to amuse me.?
With a decisive nod, she closed the book.
~*~
When a person is angry, the door is usually slammed against the wall.
Usually.
But not this gal.
She silently opened the door and paused for dramatic effect.
It was noticed by all within the room.
She?smiled.
?Who took my calendar??
There were no replies.
Her?smile?changed.
?Who. Took. My. Calendar??
One brave person spoke up.
?Dorothy, your calendar is on your desk. I noticed it a few minutes ago when I went there.?
Dorothy shook her head.
?Not THAT one.?
The person frowned.
?Then what calendar are you talking about??
?My PERSONAL calendar.?
Before any other person could speak, there was a noise behind the door.
?Miss Dorothy!?
Dorothy stepped aside and turned to find her PA running towards her, waving an object in her hand.
?I found your calendar, Miss Dorothy! It was taken by your cat, Missy!?
Missy, the aforementioned cat, was also running alongside the PA. She got ahead and tried to intercept the PA.
The PA stumbled and the calendar flew out of her hand and landed on the desk in front of the person who spoke up?with a picture opened for the whole room to see.
That picture...
?was a NAKED Quatre.
There was shocked silence.
Dorothy regally walked toward the desk, closed the calendar, and turned around to walk out of the room.
At first, the room remained frozen, but after Dorothy was gone, conversations resumed?with one topic in mind.
?Wow, Quatre looked so good.?
?I can?t believe that Quatre is LOADED down there.?
?He looked so?DEVILISH in that picture.?
?I thought he was a pretty boy. NOW he?s a WICKED boy.?
?Heero is WAY BIGGER down there.?
This brought another shocked silence, in which the woman left the room.
The woman took out her cell phone and dialed a familiar number.
When it got through, she spoke.
?That gazebo seduction works, Dorothy.?
Then she ended the call and turned off the cell phone.
By this time, she had arrived at the Preventer 5 suite. She went in and found all five of them grouped around a table.
?Heero, can I have a private word with you in my office??
Heero raised his eyebrow, but got up from his seat.
Before the couple left, the woman stopped and looked behind her, straight at the blond Arab.
?Quatre, your candies were shown to a roomful of people.?
She grinned.
?I must say, your candies are BIG.?
She winked.
?Especially your LOLLIPOP.?
With that parting shot, the couple left.
The four heard snippets of the couple?s conversation.
?Relena how did you-??
?I?m not the ONLY one who has a SEDUCTION CALENDAR, I?m afraid. By the way, your candies are??
~*~
Bookworm sighed as she held up her own copies of the seduction calendars.
?Pity that I?m the only one besides the five girls who gets to see them.?
So saying, she began anew to concoct up new schemes for more of the calendars to be?viewed.
THE END
Bookworm stared at the sentence with interest.
?Maybe I can do something about this to amuse me.?
With a decisive nod, she closed the book.
~*~
When a person is angry, the door is usually slammed against the wall.
Usually.
But not this gal.
She silently opened the door and paused for dramatic effect.
It was noticed by all within the room.
She?smiled.
?Who took my calendar??
There were no replies.
Her?smile?changed.
?Who. Took. My. Calendar??
One brave person spoke up.
?Dorothy, your calendar is on your desk. I noticed it a few minutes ago when I went there.?
Dorothy shook her head.
?Not THAT one.?
The person frowned.
?Then what calendar are you talking about??
?My PERSONAL calendar.?
Before any other person could speak, there was a noise behind the door.
?Miss Dorothy!?
Dorothy stepped aside and turned to find her PA running towards her, waving an object in her hand.
?I found your calendar, Miss Dorothy! It was taken by your cat, Missy!?
Missy, the aforementioned cat, was also running alongside the PA. She got ahead and tried to intercept the PA.
The PA stumbled and the calendar flew out of her hand and landed on the desk in front of the person who spoke up?with a picture opened for the whole room to see.
That picture...
?was a NAKED Quatre.
There was shocked silence.
Dorothy regally walked toward the desk, closed the calendar, and turned around to walk out of the room.
At first, the room remained frozen, but after Dorothy was gone, conversations resumed?with one topic in mind.
?Wow, Quatre looked so good.?
?I can?t believe that Quatre is LOADED down there.?
?He looked so?DEVILISH in that picture.?
?I thought he was a pretty boy. NOW he?s a WICKED boy.?
?Heero is WAY BIGGER down there.?
This brought another shocked silence, in which the woman left the room.
The woman took out her cell phone and dialed a familiar number.
When it got through, she spoke.
?That gazebo seduction works, Dorothy.?
Then she ended the call and turned off the cell phone.
By this time, she had arrived at the Preventer 5 suite. She went in and found all five of them grouped around a table.
?Heero, can I have a private word with you in my office??
Heero raised his eyebrow, but got up from his seat.
Before the couple left, the woman stopped and looked behind her, straight at the blond Arab.
?Quatre, your candies were shown to a roomful of people.?
She grinned.
?I must say, your candies are BIG.?
She winked.
?Especially your LOLLIPOP.?
With that parting shot, the couple left.
The four heard snippets of the couple?s conversation.
?Relena how did you-??
?I?m not the ONLY one who has a SEDUCTION CALENDAR, I?m afraid. By the way, your candies are??
~*~
Bookworm sighed as she held up her own copies of the seduction calendars.
?Pity that I?m the only one besides the five girls who gets to see them.?
So saying, she began anew to concoct up new schemes for more of the calendars to be?viewed.
THE END
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*Wielder of the SPECIAL guns*
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bookworm Tortures Relena (w/ some Duo)
?So you want another chance.?
Bookworm listened to the reply.
?Okay, I?ll help you...again.?
With that, she left the door open?AGAIN.
~*~
Relena walked into the room, stopping on the doorway, and looked around.
She put her hands on her hips.
Finally people noticed that the VFM was not in a good mood.
They also noticed?the GUN.
Audible gulps.
An American took a step towards the VFM.
?Uh, Princess. What?s the matter??
Relena had on her ?politician? mask.
?Where?s Tink??
People who had been in a previous situation began to look around frantically, searching for that illusive creature. Silently they thanked the higher beings that Lady Une wasn?t with in the room.
Duo, who hadn?t been privy to the previous situation, took another step forward.
?What?cha talkin?--??
BIG mistake.
Relena raised the gun and fired?
?at the edge of the American?s boot.
Duo froze, staring at his boot.
?Holy??
His voice died down as he felt SOMETHING go up his pants.
He began to frantically get his pants off.
His audience, with a SOLEMN Relena, watched as the American danced around and exposed his underwear to the room.
Finally, Duo got the pants of and stared at it.
Out crawled a dwarf hamster.
Relena smiled.
?Tink!?
She went up to the pants, lowered herself, and held out her hand for the hamster to get on.
Tink went to his master willingly.
Relena straightened up and walked towards the door.
As she neared it, she paused and turned around.
Raising her gun again, she...SMILED.
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Duo DANCED.
Relena raised the gun and blew away the smoke from the gun.
?Just my appreciation for finding Tink.?
Relena turned and walked away.
Within that room, the occupants made mental notes to make sure that Tink is treated with the UPMOST respect.
~*~
Bookworm sighed.
?Another memento for Tink.?
She grinned.
?And me, of course.?
THE END
?So you want another chance.?
Bookworm listened to the reply.
?Okay, I?ll help you...again.?
With that, she left the door open?AGAIN.
~*~
Relena walked into the room, stopping on the doorway, and looked around.
She put her hands on her hips.
Finally people noticed that the VFM was not in a good mood.
They also noticed?the GUN.
Audible gulps.
An American took a step towards the VFM.
?Uh, Princess. What?s the matter??
Relena had on her ?politician? mask.
?Where?s Tink??
People who had been in a previous situation began to look around frantically, searching for that illusive creature. Silently they thanked the higher beings that Lady Une wasn?t with in the room.
Duo, who hadn?t been privy to the previous situation, took another step forward.
?What?cha talkin?--??
BIG mistake.
Relena raised the gun and fired?
?at the edge of the American?s boot.
Duo froze, staring at his boot.
?Holy??
His voice died down as he felt SOMETHING go up his pants.
He began to frantically get his pants off.
His audience, with a SOLEMN Relena, watched as the American danced around and exposed his underwear to the room.
Finally, Duo got the pants of and stared at it.
Out crawled a dwarf hamster.
Relena smiled.
?Tink!?
She went up to the pants, lowered herself, and held out her hand for the hamster to get on.
Tink went to his master willingly.
Relena straightened up and walked towards the door.
As she neared it, she paused and turned around.
Raising her gun again, she...SMILED.
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Duo DANCED.
Relena raised the gun and blew away the smoke from the gun.
?Just my appreciation for finding Tink.?
Relena turned and walked away.
Within that room, the occupants made mental notes to make sure that Tink is treated with the UPMOST respect.
~*~
Bookworm sighed.
?Another memento for Tink.?
She grinned.
?And me, of course.?
THE END
"I'm a bookworm. Reading fan-fics for fun. I'm a boo-ook-worm. Let me read now, so give me more." - Parody of "I'm a Virgin" by Madonna.
*Owner of bookworm's HAREM*
*Wielder of the SPECIAL guns*
*Owner of bookworm's HAREM*
*Wielder of the SPECIAL guns*