Blissful Ignorance

And why am I scarry? *Returns to staring*

Dear Heero,

So there's this guy, right? And he's a bit antisocial. He has dark hair, and he's Asian and he has a low voice and he's a bit short and he's really cute and every thing he does is perfect (grrr) and he's a genius. So, basically, he's a bit like you. So, let's say, hypithetically, he is you.

So, how would I go approaching you in normal conversation?

Thanks, Heero.

-Cherry

Heero:

I find my skills in the revenge department to be most pathetic, as even with the help of a trained soldier like yourself, I have been unable to get back at my brother.

Tip#03 was also a failure. I'm afraid to say that I somehow forgot about the sprinklers last night. Think about it...

Carboard + Water = Lump of Cardboard that doesn't stand up.

My Mother is now curious as to why we had a lump of cardboard in our yard... I remained quiet at the breakfast table.

But that isn't the worst of it. I'm getting desperate at this moment... my brother has crossed the line now. After the pillow fiasto, he seemed to enjoy the idea of tormenting me, as all brothers do, but he's REALLY crossed the line.

He has stolen Mr. Fuzzles!!! A bear I've had since I was 3 months.

This is no longer revenge, but war!

Due to his stealing of Mr. Fuzzles... I did the only thing I could think of...

I stole his stash of porn and hid it in the vent in his room. So it isn't like I really STOLE it, but rather, placed it somewhere else... much safer now, don't you agree?

But I'm not satisfied... if you have any ideas or tips that you didn't think of before and would like to tell me now, I'd be glad to hear them. Maybe actually succeed for once.

I look forward to your reply,
SimplyTurquoise

Shooting Gundam Star, YOU ARE TOO SCARY FOR WORDS.

Don't worry Simply turquoise, I know the importance of childhood toys. Srgt. Bear acompanies me on every mission. This will be dealt with. I need some time to thnk about this. But I will get back to you with a more effective result.

And cherryflavored1R, if you were going to approach someone like me... don't. It will just be a big mistake. But if you absolutly have to, make sure that whatever you have to say is worth it. Or at least interesting. For example: "Your life is in danger, run!" or "Did you know that the average lifespan of the African Wild Dog is eleven years?" Other than that, I can't think of any other reason.

Those are all the questions I want to answer. Any other will STILL be ignored at all costs.

So I saw one of my ex's the other day.

Heero, guess what?!?!?!?!!? I don't think me forgiving or not forgiving him is going to make any difference. Why?

*cackles*

You're gonna' love this. ^__^ (God has a sense of humor, so it seems)

1) He failed high school.
2) He STILL lives at home with his parents. (he's been out of high school for a number of years now)
3) He has NO job.
4) He bums money from the folks.
5) He's having slim boink fests with women who don't know his name and vise versa.
6) He, though he thinks he's the be-all-end-all of guitar players...is not even part of a known band.
7) He doesn't have a car, and even if he did it wouldn't make any difference; his license was taken away.

^__^


And with this, I am content. Basically: He's a scrub.

*cackles*

Is this not great news? I found out the other day, and had to tell you!!!!


I can still kick him if I see him again, right?

HARD?

^__^


And the other guy...*think*

Well, I think the other guy is just an idiot. I mean...I think he was upset that a younger girl could play a trumpet better than he; thus the smackage.

I should have beat him down.

But I didn't. ^__^

And he's in the army now, so there's not really a lot I can do.

Except give him mean looks. ^__^


Quick question, though: What would you own if you had a pet, and what would said pet's name be?



Alright, I'm tired and grumpy, and I'm gonna leave...Bob just...ate the trash.

I thank you Heero! I look forward to your help...

Anyways, and update on the situation:

I came in his room earlier today, only to find him throwing all his junk across his room. He was searching through his closet with much haste, looking most frantic! I can only imagine what he was looking for...

It wasn't long before he looked up from his search to find me leaning on his door frame, looking all the world as smug as one can get. I couldn't hide the smile...

His face turned the ugliest shade of purple and though I knew he knew that I was the culprit to hide his porn, he didn't say anything. Rather he scowled and pushed me out of his room where he then shut the door in my face.

Ah, but lunch today proved most interesting. I don't believe he has found what he was searching so frantically for, because he looked deflated after he left his room, but the next time he saw me, he had the most evil looking smirk on his face.

I think he's done something. And I have yet to figure out just what it is...

He's up to something!

Quick question, Yuy-sama. How did Rose ever manage to get you to allow her to emply your services here at Blissful Ignorance? It is a question I must have the answer to, so that I may brainwash her and steal - er, LEARN FROM - her ways. So if you'd be so kind, how'd you come to work here?

-GG

MBF, this is the work of a good friend of mine, Karma. He takes care of all of life's pricks. But violence is always fun. DO NOT TELL RELENA.

Simply Turquoise, You hold the key to his weakness. Use it wisely. Blackmail works, as does ransom. Choose carefully. And a word of advice, do not hide his stash in your house. He will probably find it.

And to Gundam Girl, Blackrose is a friend of one of my "Acquaintances", Relena. After a few hours of "Persuasive Negotiating" I unwillingly agreed to do this as a service to BlackRose for Relena.

What kind of music do you listen to, Heero Yuy? And don't just tell me the type, I want names and different language artists, etc. That is, if you like anyone of the modern day.

Heero wrote:Shooting Gundam Star, YOU ARE TOO SCARY FOR WORDS.

And why is that? *Cuddles newly bought Heero Plushie*