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Post by cherryflavored1R »

Beer, I believe that the female equivalent of "bishi" is probably... Hmm... "bisho" maybe? (from "bishoujo")

Wow, I'm going to be thinking about that all night...

But drinking tea is all you yanks seem to think we brits do. Personally I'm addicted to coffee and beer.
Ah, dear Beery, that's part of the whole "American Ignorance" thing (a syndrome very different from "Blissful Ignorance"...). I'm purely American and I chug tea like it was alcohol. Go figure.

Aww, you're not abandoning Heero, are you, MBF? It might not be wise to leave him unattended for so long... some random girl might just snatch him up... *whistles and attempts to look innocent* I don't know who would want him...

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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

Beer-monster wrote: Something kinky :eek:
Something sexy 8) or something evil :evil: mwa ha ha ha ha!

All of the above. :wink:
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Drop it. Like it is hot.

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Post by wicked »

Pukk. There's a lot that's happened while I was slaving away at work. Sheesh.

*glomps Beer* I don't care what form of Brit you decide to talk as, just talk dammit!

I admit that I do like Irish accents as well as Scottish (when they speak in a language that's understandable). I've always had a thing for British men. ^_^

My view of British people. They are all born with a cigarrette in one hand and a beer in the other with their first word typically being F@#k! Of course, this is just a generalization and one that I use to jest but it seems to fit. As my father is from Germany and I look at all the pictures of our German kin, all I ever see is alcohol, alcohol, and more alcohol in just about every picture. No wonder he was an alcoholic.

And sis! That penguin's name was not Bill! I would never go near any Bill for any reason! Unless of course it was in the form of $$$$$. ^_^ Did someone say Quatre?

Actually, the penguin was a GW member dressed up as a penguin....

Penguin: Tell them the truth.
Wicked: No! They already think I'm crazy/insane/psycho. If they know it's you, I'll never live it down.
Penguin: *glares* It's always about you isn't it?
Wicked: Well, I am the brains here.
Penguin: At least I'm the beauty.
Wicked: >_< You. Will. Die.

And sis, if we tag teamed in moderating... :eek: ...I think everyone will think we're really insane.

And I'd move to England. Anywhere that's not this @#$*!ing desert I live in. 105 Farenheit the other day. It's not even summer (technically). The temp outside says it's 69 degrees and here I am sitting topless (well not completely) because it's too freakin' hot inside the house.

Anyway, I best go to bed. It's 11:36 PM and I have to work at 7 AM.

~Wicked

P.S. Beer, my sis is from the south.... Better watch out for those spontaneous square dances more than the spontaneous proposals.

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Post by Beer-monster »

Verily, I shalt endeavor to speak in the fluid tongue of ye olde england.

Firsty, I would have it be done that I doth not smoke, or use the curs'ed word of F*ck all that often. Us from this green and pleasant land, are more sophisticated than that.

*Watches topless rugby players run naked through campus trying to balance pints of lager on their heads while eating a donner kebab"

Some of us anyway.

The one English stereotype that doth apply to I, would be the excessive use of condescending sarcasm. One insane women in texas said it was great how we english did that and asked if we learnt it in school. :-?

Verily I said for I have taken GCSEl exams in english literature, english language and english sarcasm. The people in texas are wont of several braincells, methinks.

Wicked my dear, if thou wished to escape thy desert climate perhaps antartica is in order. Plenty of penguins for thou to courth there.
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

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I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
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Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

wickedchild_md wrote: Pukk.
*smiles*







And sis, if we tag teamed in moderating... :eek: ...I think everyone will think we're really insane.

I resent that statement. The forum I moderate alone has no complaints! I work behind the scenes on that thing and don't say a word unless there's something that bends the rules.

Pleased to say that no one had bent the rules. ^_^




The temp outside says it's 69 degrees and here I am sitting topless (well not completely) because it's too freakin' hot inside the house.




:eek:

MBF: Trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Trowa: I'm on it.

Heero: *chuckles* Literaly.

MBF: *sings* It's too darn hot! It's too darn hot! I'd like to sup with my baby tonight! Refill my cup with my baby tonight! I'd like to sup with my baby tonight!

Heero: *snaps to the beat*

MBF: Refill my cup with my baby tonight! But I a'int up to my baby tonight 'cause it's too darn hot!




Anyway, I best go to bed. It's 11:36 PM and I have to work at 7 AM.


Do you know I stayed up REALLY LATE to talk to you? You never showed. *sigh* But even if you did, I wouldn't have gotten to talk to your naked sleepy self. ^_^ So it's all good. I used your syrup, btw.....NOT on Trowa....*looks this way and that and smiles*





P.S. Beer, my sis is from the south.... Better watch out for those spontaneous square dances more than the spontaneous proposals.




.....................I am not like my southern counterparts here in Bobville. I hate country music, for one thing. (which is really odd, seeing as how I'm in the COUNTRY MUSIC CAPITOL!!!!!!!!!!!! and the music city, for that matter....) But, yes. I will do naughty things w/ you while Heero is away....and Trowa's......*sigh* makin' out with that Penguin...that BOTH he and my sister are chaeting on each other with....oops...with which BOTH are cheacting on each other.



I love you Beer! Oh yes I do! I'll love you Beer and I'll be true! When you're not near me (which has techniacally been all my life) I'm BLUE! (so....apparently I'm a smurf, too) Oh Beer! I love you!!!!

Je t'aime!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^


Dans la salade, il y a une.....cheval.....is cheval feminie? I forget.

Je suis avec moi....et Beer Monster. *cackles*
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.

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Post by Beer-monster »

Aw! That was the cutest and yet most insane thing ever!


And its too damn hot here too. This is england itys nto supposed to be hot, but it is dang it. And I am topless in my eating oxtail soup and dreading having to revise in this heat.

We have no cold food in england, and I can't be bothered to get ice cream.
Mainly coz I wouldn't eat it but rather use it as cooling sun tan lotipon or some sort. Its too hot!
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html

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Post by RyanEX2000 »

"Pinky...are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"Well I think so Brain...but Kevin Costner with an English accent....Ha it'll never work."


Sorry...couldn't resist.

You play rugby.Great game.Used to play for my school.Can't sya I was very good,but any game where the objective is to knock to down opposing players is fun in my book.

I have a question Beer.As a Brit and a European,what's the deal with the hooliganism that goes on during football matches.I'm not saying that you engage in that......but maybe you might know what might causes it.

Working on weekends sucks doesn't it Wickedly wicked.

Hey Beer are you a fellow worker or are still studying(college or uni).
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Post by Beer-monster »

Yeah Kevin Costner did not even attempt a English accent in Robin Hood. Even Keanu Reeves attempted it, though failed dismally.

Hooliganism? Hm not much for football. But I am quite ashamed that my fellow countrymen would go to such insane lengths and atrocious behaviour over a game. Its stupid. But its only a small percentage of the football going public, who are usually either stupid out of work malcontents or drug dealing criminals. Its not the football they want, they just go coz they like the violence and it makes them feel big to go around in a big fighting group. Its not just in England, there are people like that in every country. The gangs shooting each other in LA are proof of that. Its just football and the categorisation made between supporters of different teams give a convenient and very public outlet for that. Also we don't try to deny such things, where as the gang problems in american and elsewhere are often swept under the rug. Personally i find it quite pathetic, and try not to concern myself with it.

I'm finishing my first year at uni. The uni I go to is a big place for sport realted studies which is why I mentioned rampaging rugby players. I used to play along time ago, but then everyone else got so much bigger than me, it started to get a little unfair.

HOt, hot, its too hot. Is everyone else pondering what I'm pondering.
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html

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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

ICG is closed weekends.

No work.
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.

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Post by wicked »

Working weekends sucks worse than a half starved infant trying to grasp his mother's nipple.

However! I have today, 1 June 2003 off so I did not work all weekend! My day off may have something to do with the fact that I requested this day off and it is no way influenced by the fact that my mother spent 16 hours in labor with me on this, 1 June so many years ago. The two phenomena are in no way related. Although this is in no way a good thing right now in my life.

Beer, I have thought about Antarctica. I wrote a 10 page research paper on Antarctica for my English class several semesters ago (got a B despite the fact that I whipped it up in 2 days...and the teacher said it didn't sound rushed :roll: ). Yes there are many penguins there.

However, my love for penguins in no way dictates where I choose to live. Although a state or country where I actually get to see the season's change would be nice. I hate having two seasons. Summer and Winter. That's it. No Autumn, no Spring. Just Summer (kill me now) or Winter (is there anything better?).

And I'm sorry that you didn't get a chance to talk to me the other night sis. If it makes you feel any better I've only had about 3 hours sleep from yesterday's post to today. :)

BTW, Trowa doesn't like penguins, he likes...kitty.

Anywho, as I'm not in a completely fun loving, let's be sarcastic in our reply, comedy is third nature to us I will bid you all a good night.

~Wicked

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