Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[Heero]

Vastulja Sata Menton, nothing will be accomplished from not doing anything. Go ahead and tell him what's going on, if you don't, then later on you will regret it.

Bookworm, a decent solution is to fake emotions... just say that they are causing you mental anguish and you cannt take anymore. Then follow it uo with something to the effect of "DO YOU NOT LOVE ME!? NO ONE DOES! NO ONE WIL EVER LOVE ME!!" Then start th waterworks. Out of pity they will most likley soften up on you.

And this goes out to everyone,
My connection is really bad right now. I am currently connected at an 8.5k speed. In other words, if I don't reply in a couple days, you will know why. But I will still try my best to help everyone's dire problems regaurdless.

[bookworm]

Bookworm, a decent solution is to fake emotions... just say that they are causing you mental anguish and you cannt take anymore. Then follow it uo with something to the effect of "DO YOU NOT LOVE ME!? NO ONE DOES! NO ONE WIL EVER LOVE ME!!" Then start th waterworks. Out of pity they will most likley soften up on you.

I don't know. *thinks about bros* I don't think they will get it. My middle older bro would just yell at me to shut up (he's the one living with us) so...any other good suggestions? *looks hopeful*

[Vastulja_Sata_Menton]

Vastulja Sata Menton, nothing will be accomplished from not doing anything. Go ahead and tell him what's going on, if you don't, then later on you will regret it.

Tell him?! But he already knows i like him! and he's such a quiet person! i swear...all i really know about him is that he likes Simple Plan and he likes Tennis and Role Playing (not like any of that is bad). So...What? like just go up to him and like say "i like you and i'm having troubles with our friendship. I feel you're avoiding me. Do you hate me?" *sigh* I'm just so confused! why do you Guys have to be so confusing?! *sob*

ps: can you explain the little thing under our names? Like...mine says Junior evil minion...what the heck!?!?!?!

[Miroku]

why do you Guys have to be so confusing?!

pssh-

guys? confusing? how about girls?

but really-

you have to be blunt with us. girls are just too wordy- subtle- and tricky-

or maybe just the girls i deal with.

i spend way too much time analyzing their sentances- especially when i know their hinting at something.

can you explain the little thing under our names? Like...mine says Junior evil minion...what the heck!?!?!?!

it's your rank on how many posts you make. once you reach 50 posts you'll be part of the Heero Torture Club.

[pilot03]

pssh-

guys? confusing? how about girls?

but really-

you have to be blunt with us. girls are just too wordy- subtle- and tricky-

or maybe just the girls i deal with.

i spend way too much time analyzing their sentances- especially when i know their hinting at something.

I would have to agree with you Miroku. By the way, glad your roomate didnt kill you. Guys and girls can be equally confusing, but all you have to do is just come out and tell us guys what's on your minds. Guys get confused by all the subtle hints and girls get upset to quickly because we are slow sometimes at figuring out what they are talking about. The best bet with anyone is to just say what is on your mind and how you feel. That way there is no confusion and the things you have been wanting to say get done! Only good things can come of this because you get the answers to questions that I can assume have been eating you up inside.

[Shinigamigrul]

If vegetable oil is made from vegetables and olive oil is made from olives what is baby oil made from?

* i know its dumb and juvenile but i ve always wondered any one know?*

[Miroku]

no- my roomate didn't kill me.

i just had to pay a hefty amount of my paycheck.

so-

Heero-

if you were to say buy a laptop- do you know what would be the best one to buy? as in, can't be too pricey as i don't have that much money saved. nothing fancy either.

i'm sick of this shared computer crap- need my own!

[Heerako]

a Dell!!

Sorry I couldn't help it. :-?

[Heero]

Pilot03 is speaking the truth. The best thing to do is just be blunt.

Baby oil is made of babies.

Actually, I have no idea, but the back of a bottle will tell you.

Now Miroku, the problem is, I don't know if you use a mac, PC, linux, or any other oporating system.
Well, luckily, you're asking the perfect guy to answer this. And this isn't just for Miroku, this goes for all of you

For you Mac users, the Apple IBook is a good deal. It's $1,000, which can be a lot, but not in comparason. 128MB memory is pretty weak, you may want to add on. The DVD/CD-RW drives are very important... I'm making sure that there are DVD/CD-RW because that is very important.

Now for my fellow PC users...
The $1,250 eMachines M5305 is the most affordable wide-screen laptop. 15.4 inches of 1280x800 glory. The 40GB hard drive holds more than some desktops out there. A very hefty 512MB can last a long while. But it's wide-screen! DVD/CD-RW drives of coasre. You can't go wireless though, so if you need to go wireless, sorry. For a wide-screen it's a great deal.

And now, the cheapest laptop, that's still a pretty good deal, the Gateway 400SP Plus for $800. 256MB of ram, 15 inch screen (1024x768), 30GB, DVD/CD-RW. It's a very nice laptop for $800. I hope that helps.

Heerako, If you like Dells, and you like keeping money, the Dell Insperation 1100 is only $900.

I talked entirely too much. I really don't want to sound like an advertiser, I just know cheap laptops are something that can help anyone.

[Morrighan]

*shrug* It's your specialty, you ought to know all the stats for it.