I'm new please don't hurt me.

[cherryflavored1R]

If this is a contest to see who is the least sane, can I sign up?

Actually, CBF, the Introductions section is a great place to see how stable all of the folks on the board are. After leading your prey into confortable conversation, you can judge who to talk to and who to run in fear from.

So Beery, you've discovered the secret to Hugh Grant's success. Congrats. Yes, most American woman are complete suckers for the British accent.

If it makes you feel any better, Beery, the only accent that affects me at all is Gackt's Japanese accent when he speaks his terrible Engrish. Ahhh, Gackt... *sigh* I have such a thing for Asian guys...

My mother is obessed with British accents just like all of the other X chromos here... so when ever I'm at home I get to hear plenty of BBC America. Ugh.

*switches into Buffy-profeesor mode*

*slips on glasses and takes out clipboard* As the self-proclaimed resident Buffy expert at BI, I would like to say that Giles does alot more than just sip tea and tell Buffy what to do. When his girlfriend Olivia stops by the States, he spends most of his time... at home... behind closed doors... only to emerge later as Hugh Hefner. Ugh... Giles is old.

I'd stick with Spike talk, even though Spike's actor is American. Oh that man can sing, though...

*switches out of Buffy-professor mode*

Maybe we could get Wicked to start a thread for "Bishie of the week"...

-Cherry

[Melville's Best Friend]

I like you Beer. You make me happy. You're as funny as......well, no. You're not as funny as I, but you're still funny.

Wicked, you ARE aware that Trowa and I "went out" last night, right? Oh that's right. You were busy putting the moves on a Penguin named Bill.

*tsk, tsk, tsk* Too much to drink. Too too much.


Ryan, I fear you might be the only sane one here. You'll need to nurse ME back tohealth. Leave Wicked to.....herself and Bill........and then help me move to England so I can chill with Beer.

CBF: It's easier to join that to watch and try to understand. Grab a partner and dosey -DO!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

[Beer-monster]

Dosey-Do?




AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH Square dancing! Run for the hills!

Yes Cherry I'm aware Giles does more than drink tea. But drinking tea is all you yanks seem to think we brits do. Personally I'm addicted to coffee and beer. Of course British beer is real beer.

And Melville thanks I like you too. *Glomps Mel-chans chest Happosai style agian and speaks in seductive british accent*

"hello."

But gotta ask is funny your special word for insane and you're just comparing our grip on reality?

[Melville's Best Friend]

And Melville thanks I like you too. *Glomps Mel-chans chest Happosai style agian and speaks in seductive british accent*

"hello."

I'm single.

[RyanEX2000]

Move to England .You are aware that it rains almost perpetually there right.A tropical guy like me'd freeze the second I stepped off the plane.
I don't drink but I always thought it was the Aussies that had the real beer.

A word of warning Beer.You're getting involved with two highly dangerous(not to mention unstable)sisters.And (cough)I'd avoid the glomping if I were you(glances nervously at a rather PO'd pilot 01).Their significant others are quite jealous and rather unstable as well.

[Beer-monster]

Australians :evil:

They drink fosters for F*cks sake the onl;y drink to taste like it was brewed from kangaroo urine.

It doesn't rain perpetually. We're actually in the middle of a mini heat wave.
And -5 is not a excaptionally cold temp.
We have a saying over here:

" Britain has weather, everywhere else just has a climate."

And Melville, if you're single did you bump of Hee-chan for the lack of an accent.

No. I can't stop glomping. I have a problem. *Glomps every female on the forum*. "Hotcha" *said in suave accent*.

by the way what would be the term for the female equivalent of a bishi?

[Melville's Best Friend]

Heero's on a mission.


I'm free tonight....Wanna play? *cackles*


Wicked: That's the way to do it, sis. Keep more than one man. *hiccups* *looks at empty glas* Need. More. Vodka.



Ryan.....whatchu talkin' bout? Unstable? *does the Karen "wha? Who? Honey, what are yu? Wha?" thing*

Not I. Wicked? Most definately.

[RyanEX2000]

-5 is not......cold......... .I rest my case(shivers at the thought).I'm from the West Indies....Trinidad to be exact.I know of no temp. below 25 celsius.

Anyway it's great to run across another talkative guy.Hey Cowboy where you at.It gets pretty lonesome being the only really regular guy around(glances around at all the young women),although I do admit it has it's advantages.

Anywho,Mellie when'd you become a moderator.Wicked too.So many changes so little time.Anyway I'm still waiting for OMG 6.Taps Keyblade.Don't make me sick Hades and his hellish legions on you like I did Raine(high pitched scream in the background).

[Melville's Best Friend]

You're slow.


I've been a moderator for a couple of months.


*sigh*


And I'm glad Wicked got to be one! ^_^ Really happy! Gah! She must be SO excited!!!! ^_^

I wanna pair up with her on the crossover bit, though. That's be fun! ^_^

She could share original w/ me, too! ^_^ Mayhem, I tell you! Mayhem!!!!!


Beer, *gets down on one knee* Will you marry me? *holds up a 25 cent ring...you know the kind...the ones from the little machin-y-diddies*

[Beer-monster]

Spontaneous proposals. *Glares at pile of empty beer cans* I'm sure I didn't drink that much. "Falls over in heap.*

Ryan, don't worry -5 was a bit of a exanggeration. It only gets in the minuses in the real depths of winter. Between 5-10 is a usally temp until summer when it hits 20s. But as I said the weather is variant.And why are you seeking CBF-Are you saying I'm not normal.

Melville does this mission Heero's on involve hunting down and killing English alcoholics. Ah sod it so what shall we play. Something kinky
Something sexy or something evil :evil: mwa ha ha ha ha!