bookworm Tortures GW

[bookworm]

I've decided that, in two wks or so, if my bro does NOT make another attempt to retrieve MY precious documents, that I will go to the one that I had written in a different document. It might be posted on my [hiatus] website, or on m LJ. More to that decision at a later date on here. And when that is so, I'll post the link here if I do post it on my LJ, and I'll just make a comment here if I do it on the site. I've decided not to post it here [YET] since I'll probably do another one on the 6 boys that I've hinted about earlier. Which is to say I hadn't written THAT one yet. And that is it for now.

[saeki54]

Like I said , I'll just laugh myself silly.

[bookworm]

At my LJ, there is one post that pertains to the next victim of my torturing. Which is NOT the one that I hinted here, but the one after that one. That would be Trowa. Here is the link to my LJ:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/era_chan

AN: I do AGREE that Trowa is the HOTTEST clown. But this is for fun, and I'm a Heero fan foremost, and since this is my torture series, I get to torture Trowa however I see fit. Please don't kill me for this. Again, I consider Trowa THE hottest clown.

And if u don't have an LJ account, post ur reply here. Though make it clear that this is for that Trowa one. I WILL post the Trowa one after I wrote one for the 6 boys. So if you don't mind replying twice, go ahead. (And if u do have an LJ n u always reply to this, then go reply on my LJ. K? )

[saeki54]

Cool. Just can't say anything but cool. Oh, may I make a request? Torture Trowa REALLy bad.

[RelenaDorlinYuy1]

Hey bookworm i just read ur Torture Trowa on LJ i cant help it but to LOL its was soo funny !! I know i shouldnt be laughing because its a torture fan fics Gawd iam awful :-? .... still i like it

[bookworm]

Torture Trowa REALLy bad.

I did...though I don't think it is really bad. However, I won't have it after this one. U'll just have to wait on that. Here's a hint to that one (remember, this doesn't mean it is after the Trowa one; I'm just giving you a hint to this one because I feel nice today): it pertains to my reaction to ur replies, Saeki and RDY1.


Anyhow, to ppl who hadn't read it or something: it is at my LJ. And if u can't find it, it is the post titled My Series: Trowa. Lk at the entry for 7/14. Well, there were more than one on that day, but you'll find it in one of the three. I just want u to know since I posted on my LJ for the past two days.

Hmmm...I got an idea right now. Gotta go. More to write!

[bookworm]

bookworm Tortures Preventer 5 & Zechs x?

Bookworm stared longingly at the screen.

'Damn my brother. It's his entire fault!'

She sighed.

'Might as well start again.'

~*~

"Who said that we have to wear this again?"

Heero glared.

Quatre quieted down.

Trowa sighed. "It's only T-shirts, Quatre."

Quatre sniffed. "But they are offensive."

Zechs rolled his eyes. "They're sarcasm."

Quatre frowned. "Some are. Some are not."

Duo gazed at himself in the mirror. "I like mine."

Wufei snorted. "That's for sure."

Heero looked at his watch. "It's time."

The other five men straightened up.

Heero turned to them. "Remember. Only on the boardwalk."

Zechs nodded. "At the end, ditch the shirts."

Thus, the six men got out of the restroom.

~*~

People stared.

The Japanese man wore this shirt: Hey Princess! Get me a beer!

Next to him, the handsome blond man wore this shirt: Why can't I be rich AND good looking?

The American wore this shirt: (back) Kick me! *points down* (front)...and I'll kick your ass!

The Latin man wore this shirt: It only seems kinky the first time.

The Arab man wore this shirt: I do what the voices in my wife's head tell me.

The Chinese man wore this shirt: Now that we got this genetic code mapped out, will it explain women?

Now the shirts were 'funny', but it was the guys wearing them that took the show.

~*~

Quatre sighed. "Finally, almost there."

Duo grinned. "This wasn't so bad, Quatre."

Quatre grew grim. "People are staring at us." He looked down at the shirt. "If Dorothy caught me with this on..."

Zechs raised his eyebrow. "No worries about that. I'm pretty sure she would be proud."

Duo chuckled. "It means you're whipped, Quatre."

Wufei smirked. "Looks whose talking."

Before Duo could make a retort, the group had reached the end of the boardwalk. Quickly, five men took the shirts off, revealing wife beaters that hugged their bodies so SINFULLY.

Heero had a different idea. Walking towards the beach, he slowly but gracefully took the shirt off, showing off his BUFF and HOT body. Wearing only his jeans and sandals, he walked towards the group of females who were staring at the group with smirks on their faces.

Five men groaned.

"Oh, God."

"This is insane."

"..."

"I'm so dead."

"Women..."

Zechs was the first to recover. He glared at his brother-in-law. "Heero."

Heero stopped and turned his head.

"Did you know that they were going to be here?"

Heero smirked. "Who else would have bought this shirt?"

Thus saying, he resumed his walk toward his adoring and beautiful wife.

Five men sighed.

"They have cameras."

"Yeah."

"..."

"We won't live it down."

"Agreed."

Quatre turned to glare at his best friend. "This is your entire fault. If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be wearing these shirts."

And with that, Quatre led the group towards their doom.

~*~

Bookworm sighed again.

'I tried.'

THE END

[bookworm]

The above isn't as funny as I wanted it to be, but since that 'event' (damn bro) and since my promised next one was in that 'event' (damn bro) I had to make a new one. I did but I decided that since I was going to post what I have written in the order whenever I had finished it, I had left it until the next Preventer 5 & Zechs is reached. So I wrote the above right now, and I used the T-shirts sayings that I posted in the SS thread. I just wanted it over with and such.

Anyway, u ppl got a another surprise. Yes, you do. I'll be posting the Trowa one right now. Yes, the one that I posted on the LJ.

[bookworm]

bookworm Tortures Trowa x?

Bookworm held up the mask.

?This will be interesting.?

~*~

BAM!

The group jumped in their seats.

Okay, some of them did.

They all turned to stare at the magazine, and then turned their gazes on the tall man.

He was frowning.

Some blinked.

Some stared.

One of them finally spoke.

?What?s wrong, Trowa??

Trowa crossed his arms.

?I?m second.?

They stared.

?Second??

Trowa pointed at the magazine.

His wife flipped it open. Finally she came across what was making her husband frown.

?It seems that Trowa is second in the Top 10 Clowns of the Year.?

A blonde flipped her hair. ?Who?s first??

It was Trowa who answered his best friend?s wife. ?Perfect Clown.?

They blinked.

?Perfect Clown.?

It was Midii who elaborated, reading from the magazine. ?Perfect Clown was voted as the Clown of the Year in overall performance. He beat numerous clowns in all of the categories. Trowa Barton had the second highest points, with??

Trowa slammed his hands down. ?THAT?S ENOUGH!?

Silence.

Quatre cleared his throat. ?Trowa, calm down. It is just this year. Mayhap next year you?ll-?

Trowa shook his head. ?I wouldn?t be worrying if Perfect Clown hadn?t been the top clown for 10 years.? He scowled. ?A decade of stealing the spotlight.?

Midii had returned to the magazine. ?It even said that Perfect Clown was awarded the honored Houdini Award of Excellence, the highest honor given to any clown. Perfect Clown was also awarded the Lifetime Entertainment Award AND recently became enlisted in the Clown Hall of Fame.?

Duo whistled. ?Those are great honors, indeed.?

Wufei stared intently at Trowa. ?What are you REALLY mad about??

Trowa stared at the wall. ?That he STOLE my title of the Hottest Clown.?

Hilde blinked. ?He did??

Midii shook her head. ?I don?t get it. You should be the Hottest, right gals??

The other girls nodded their heads.

Trowa sighed. ?It seems that BOTH adults and children agreed that Perfect Clown is the hottest.?

Duo became confused. ?Children were included in the poll??

Dorothy, who had snatched the magazine, read from it. ?It seems that Perfect Clown, who won the title of being the top Clown Villain, frightened the children so much that they remembered him too well. And the older ones thought he was too cool AND hot. Even the adults agreed that Perfect Clown left an indefinite impression.?

Trowa grew grim. ?What I really want to know is WHO this Perfect Clown is??

Hilde was bewildered. ?You mean the people don?t know who this guy is??

Trowa shook his head. ?He wears a mask and wears makeup to distinguish and disguise himself. His mysterious past also won him the Most Mysterious Clown category.?

Wufei sighed. ?This is too deploring.?

Meiran, who hadn?t said a word, noticed that two people had been silent since Trowa appeared. ?What about you two? What do you think about this Perfect Clown??

Relena turned to Heero. Heero stared back. The two had followed the conversation, keeping their thoughts to themselves. Before they could speak, though, an intruder appeared.

The little guy ran towards his parents. On his footsteps another little one followed him. The first guy threw himself at his mother, whose quick reflexes (due to numerous repeated performances by said guy) caught her son.

The little guy, safe in the arms of his mother, turned to the scowling boy standing a few feet away from him.

?Say it back.?

The little guy shook his head.

The other guy lost patience. ?Your dad is NOT the Top Clown!?

The little guy was belligerent. ?He is SO!?

?Is not!?

?Is so!?

?Is not!?

The little guy caught sight of the magazine. He pointed to it. ?Says so by that!?

The other guy turned to his mother. ?Mama, is it true that Uncle Heero is the Top Clown??

Midii blinked. ?Heero??

Her son nodded his head. ?The Perfect Clown.?

?Perfect Clown.?

Everyone froze.

Trowa SMILED.

His son went nearer to his mother. ?Mama, Papa looks scary.?

Trowa opened his mouth.

?HEERO!!!!!?

Alas, the Perfect Clown and his family had disappeared from sight.

Duo blinked. ?Now that?s a feat. Makes me understand why he is the Top Clown.?

And the American didn?t even get a chance to dodge the attack from an ANGRY clown.

~*~

Bookworm hugged the magazine.

?So great. Who would have thought that??

She smacked herself on the forehead.

?Well, duh. Of course??

She smirked and pointed to herself.

?Me.?

THE END

[bookworm]

Alright, I lied. About that surprise, I mean. I already told u guys that I was going to post the Trowa one.

So...

The Trowa one is NOT the surprise I was talking about. HERE is the surprise.

Now, this is similar to another one I made. But u can never get enough of one idea, since it can be tweaked here and there. Just to let u know.