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Post by star fighter »

Dear Heero,

Why did you leave Relena in the end of Endless Waltz? Where were you going? I was so mad at you because of that.

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Post by dragonlady9 »

[color=yellow]star fighter[/color] wrote:Dear Heero,

Why did you leave Relena in the end of Endless Waltz? Where were you going? I was so mad at you because of that.

:lol: VERY interesting question, can't wait for ur answer to that! Great day to all, write ya later!
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Post by lilac310 »

OK...just to clarify one misconception....I am NOT a fan of Sylvia Noventa..in fact, I just love bastardizing her in my head..and boy, am I glad to hear that most of you think she's "icky"...well, I've seen a couple of stories in ff.net wherein she's paired up with Heero and somehow that ticks me off...I didn't even finish reading it...but there was one that I did (It was fine)...

and Heero, it's my bad for referring to you in the "third person"...heck, I think I was not myself then...lol...the logical side of my brain took over and I wasn't immersed in G-wing la-la land...

..Anyways, I'm interested to know what Heero's answer will be for Star Fighter's question...Although, I can pretty much imagine how Heero will maneuver his way out of actually answering us with the kind we WANT to hear....
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star fighter wrote:Dear Heero,

Why did you leave Relena in the end of Endless Waltz? Where were you going? I was so mad at you because of that.
It's a common misconception that I just up and left.

In all actuality, I walked away, got in my car, got some laundry done, drove back for the end of her speech, and THEN vanished into no where.
but truth be told, as stealthy as I try to be.... it's not that hard to find me once you find out where I usually am. Which is more than likely the hospital.
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Well, I thought you were gonna say you left her because you thought you weren't good enough for her, that you were only a cold, damaged, worthless soldier who couldn't offer her anything. At least, that's what you always say about yourself in fanfics. That reminds that I've been reading too much fanfiction. I really gotta find something to do.

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Post by Heero »

star fighter wrote:Well, I thought you were gonna say you left her because you thought you weren't good enough for her, that you were only a cold, damaged, worthless soldier who couldn't offer her anything. At least, that's what you always say about yourself in fanfics. That reminds that I've been reading too much fanfiction. I really gotta find something to do.
Yeah... that too.
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Post by dragonlady9 »

[color=olive]Heero[/color] wrote:
[color=yellow]star fighter[/color] wrote:Well, I thought you were gonna say you left her because you thought you weren't good enough for her, that you were only a cold, damaged, worthless soldier who couldn't offer her anything. At least, that's what you always say about yourself in fanfics. That reminds that I've been reading too much fanfiction. I really gotta find something to do.
Yeah... that too.

:evil: :evil: :evil: MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... Will they ever figure it out? There are days that I consider them a completely different species from the female :roll: ... sighs in exasperation... At least psychology helps... :wink:
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Post by Raspberry »

Well...

Than what spiece should be I? 'Cuz I'd answer the same if I was Heero! Straight answers rules! :D

Anyway, I have a question, and I think that Heero WILL know the answer, since this happens to him all the time...

Well, I have those quite big *big as a description of how much space they take* scars on my thighs. The cuts weren't deep, so the scars are not big *in meaning of few layers of skin needed to heal*, but, after 2 moths, the scars are still there. Is there an effective way to get rid of those scars? It is very troublesome, 'cuz at every P.E. lesson I need to lower my shorts to cover my thighs (to avoid questions from the teacher), not to mention hiding behind my towel when we're at pool -.-"

Any advice?
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Post by dragonlady9 »

[color=red]Raspberry[/color] wrote:Well...

Than what spiece should be I? 'Cuz I'd answer the same if I was Heero! Straight answers rules! :D

Anyway, I have a question, and I think that Heero WILL know the answer, since this happens to him all the time...

Well, I have those quite big *big as a description of how much space they take* scars on my thighs. The cuts weren't deep, so the scars are not big *in meaning of few layers of skin needed to heal*, but, after 2 moths, the scars are still there. Is there an effective way to get rid of those scars? It is very troublesome, 'cuz at every P.E. lesson I need to lower my shorts to cover my thighs (to avoid questions from the teacher), not to mention hiding behind my towel when we're at pool -.-"

Any advice?
Sorry Heero! :oops: That was very rude of me... :cry: We are all human, each with our own set of unique quirks. Everybody has just seen mine... :pale: ...I tend to think outloud a lot without meaning offense, I don't believe everything I think, it is just a possibility I consider as I try to better understand an individual. I just don't like to hear people place themselves below their true worth, fore all life (in my opinion) is equal. I understand girls better than boys, because I am a girl. I do appreciate ur honesty!! :wink: Sooooo... my species be Insecure Divorced Child... how many left in the wild today... 1
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