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Hey, Heero, that's a good solution :D Thanks, I'm gonna try that in upcoming test at Friday :-P

Oh, saeki, that's hard :-? Maybe... give her flowers or some lucky medallion?.. Um, I dunno, Heero's the expert here :-P
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:eek: Oh, my eyes hurt!!! Heero, I can't believe you helped Wicked take that picture. If Duo had helped her, I wouldn't be surprised, but you? What happened? Did she drug you?

Anyway, I have a question: how do I get rid of an annoying guy who won't stop harassing me? And no, killing him is not an option. I hate his guts but I like his family a lot.

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saeki54 wrote:There's this really HOT & ANNOYING chick in my class &, well I have no idea why she's so mad at me.
how do I get rid of an annoying guy who won't stop harassing me?
If I ever used emoticons the smiling one might have gone here.
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*prod* I think they need a real answer, Heero.
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:eek: Oh, Heero, I didn't know you had a sense of humor. Now, could you answer my question, please?

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Post by saeki54 »

Yeah, Heero. Mine too! Oh BTW, she can't be the same person coz...well that's a secret.
Raspberry wrote: Oh, saeki, that's hard Maybe... give her flowers or some lucky medallion?.. Um, I dunno, Heero's the expert here
I don't think I'm gonna be able to do that Raspberry. Becoz, honestly, people know me as the 'pious', crazy (I have no idea why. Maybe because of my sudden outbursts of laughter), nice, ballistic, etc., etc.,etc type of person. Oh, let me remind you that I'm way too damn proud to bow down like a dog & beg for her forgiveness. Nope not this guy! Riou's not gonna be taken for a ride! I'm NOT, I repeat, I'm NOT gonna give her a peace offering & just call it a truce! If she wants war, then WAR is what she will get! :evil:
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saeki54 wrote:I'm way too damn proud to bow down like a dog & beg for her forgiveness.
And this is the reason why wars occur ><" You guys simply CAN'T swallow your pride ONCE to SOLVE A PROBLEM, can you?

*sigh*

This is a beautiful proof of a sentence "Rather rat is closer to woman in thinking than a man". So true ><"
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Raspberry wrote: You guys simply CAN'T swallow your pride ONCE to SOLVE A PROBLEM, can you?
Hell yeah!!!! Never in my crazy life am I gonna attempt something like that! :x
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saeki54 wrote: Hell yeah!!!! Never in my crazy life am I gonna attempt something like that! :x
Then perhaps the problem lies with you. Your inability to compromise seems to put you deeper in the hole, and might have put you there in the first place. There is no quick fix to this. If she is upset, then the only way to make her 'not upset' is to do just that. If you refuse to leave your pedestal, then you have no where else to go. My advice: Simply ask her what the issue at hand is, and do NOT be an ass about it. You don't even have to be 100% sincere, as long as you just don't come off as the bad guy.

As for Star Fighter, what kind of relationship do you have with his family. If they are like a second family, then he may take on the roll of the older brother towards you, and pick on you accordingly. Then again, I'm going off no information here, just a guess. And don't forget rule #1... For some odd reason... people react to crushes with hostility and all around assery. I don't think I ever went through this phase... but I've seen other people react like that. So he just might have a crush on you. Then again, I'm working on little bits of information here, and just guessing.
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I've got something for ya, this is more up wingnut's alley, but I wanted to see your reaction to this.

I've been signed in on this site called Gendou for about a month or two now. There is this 'person' has asserted that an F-14 can defeat any gundam, and he used the specs of wing 0 for comparison against specs of his jet. He even had the gull to insult the zero system and the pilot.
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