Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

Miroku · Post by **Miroku** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 9:50 pm

somehow i have been blessed- translation: my friend said yes.

and for once in my life i actually feel nervous about this date.

and to MBF, ignore heero, haooy the boys!

and to Heero, i just got finished watching my big fat greek wedding, it was alright- but this questions been bothering me ever since the girl asked it.

if a girl has nine goats and boy only has one, how long will it be till they get married?

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 1:23 am

Goats? Haooy? Is it just me or did this thread stop making any sense. And to answer you question Miroku, 3 days, 5 hours, and 26 inutes. I base this fact on nothing, I just picked random time intervels.

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 2:22 am

Haooy is not, absolutely not, inappropriate for this forum. I mean for God's sake, I wanna haooy Trowa. Badly. But the word haooy is not inappropriate so long as you use the word haooy instead of what it can represent.

MBF, go ahead and haooy the boys. I have no problem with that. At all. And I don't normally do the forward thing either but I just felt the need to do those ones.

And my friends still get offended that I prefer my alone time. Sometimes, being around people makes me want to get...ZERO system influenced. *shrugs*

Everyone becomes a member of the Heero Torture Club. Everyone. My current title/rank status is nothing more than a cruel joke. My true title is Queen of the Kidnap Bishi Cult.

I will get that back too. Oh yes I will.

My question Miroku, is if you're talking about the boy and girl or the goats.

Heero, is it wrong to try and stab your best friend with the handle end of a plastic spoon in an effort to make her drive you home?

~Wicked

Melville's Best Friend · Tue Sep 09, 2003 4:47 am

Sis: Stab with a spoon? Yes. POKE with a spoon? No. *glares* 'Cause you've done both to me, and I'm getting lil' bruises.

Heero: You're just NOW scared of the randomness here? Or worried or whatever? Wow. I thought we had you thinking we were all insane pukks who had no lives other than to bother you asking questions that no one really cares about and scaring people and elchupacabras.

Yes that's right.

Run for your life, goats.

He's a'comin'.

Anywhooo...HEERO! Question: If you were a Fig Newton (tm) what Fig Newton (tm) would you be?

Would you be a

FAT FREE

Fig Newton (tm)?

You have to be a Fig Newton (tm), cause I asked.

So...WHICH FIG NEWTON (tm) WOULD YOU BE?????!?!?!?!?!!?

SimplyTurquoise · Post by **SimplyTurquoise** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 2:29 pm

I don't know what Heero would want to be as a Fig Newton (tm) but I'd be the Full of Fat Blueberry kind... I want to be just like that girl in the Will Wonka Chocolate Factory thingy.... yea, big, round, and blue!!!!!!

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 2:42 pm

I have every right to poke or stab people with spoons!!! It's fun! She was afraid of me! I felt powerful! Muahahahaha!!!!

And who would want to be a Fig Newton (TM) unless it was Trowa doing the eating?!?

Okay, sorry. That may have been inappropriate. My apologies for offending anyone. But I shant recant!!!

Muhahahahahahaha!!

~Wicked

White Witch · Post by **White Witch** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 5:07 am

Can anybody tell me if it was a good idea to watch the dubbed version of Yu-Gi-Oh? Cause I think it looks cool. And I watched it, but I think it's already butchered like the CCS Nelvana dub. I thought Yugi was supposed to solve the Millenium puzzle first rather than have an immediate battle... :-?

And I really want an explanation of haooy...whatever that means!

Ja,ne!

~White Witch~

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 2:58 pm

Stabbing with a spoon can be very effective if you use it in a scooping motion. But a better way to get someone to do what you want is to point a gun at them. It doesn't even have to have bullets. That's what I like about guns.

If I could choose my existance in Fig Newtonhood, I would choose to smash a whole box together and for the largest Fig Newton making me the ruler of Fig Newtons.

Melville's Best Friend · Wed Sep 10, 2003 8:10 pm

AHA!

They don't come in a box! Oooo. Yes, well, be the supreme Newton. That'd be kind of cool...but don't you think you'd look fat?

Anyway...I had a question, but I have to think about what it was.

*think*

Oh! Yes! ^__^

What is your favorite quality in Relena?

Ahhh...Yes, I know. Oooohhh.

Besides the fact that she can shoot. You already commented on that. I would enjoy hearing something new.

And then when you're finished with that question, I have another.

If x^2 + y^2 is equal to the reciprocal of the square of two sums plus your mother's weight times who you're dating minus a mongoose on speed, what is the most important thing not to say after haooying someone?

For the record, haooy takes the place of any sexual innuendo.

Also, for the record, I'd like to state the duck ran over itself...

That or the elephant driving the two-wheeler did it.

Miroku · Post by **Miroku** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 10:12 pm

i have a real question- is ukraine and the us friend or foe? i think they're on friendly terms, ne? i could probably look this up myself, but [yawn]- tired. need. sleep. now.

and wicked, i was talking about the boy and girl. if you want to learn more about goats, i know there was a story somewhere in here somtime ago.

and 3 days? i asked that same question today of my friend and she said eighteen months- :-?

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