The Man - Chapter 2: It Begins

[wicked]

I admit cats are like drag queens ("Do you like kitty?"), and they aren't very loyal although slightly possessive (or maybe it was just my cat because my hands belonged to her dammit!), and they're called pussies for a reason, however they don't hump your leg when they're horny. They are arrogant and I kinda like that to be honest (reminds me of me at times). Neither do cats sniff le bootay or crotch.

Dogs are loyal and they're cute and cuddly. I admit this. I like dogs. I do! <s>I do believe in fairies I do I do!</s> And I want one or two or three. But I also want two cats.

And how could I? Because I can.

But why are you backing away from meeeeeee? Why doesn't anyone love meeeeee?!

I miss my cat. She annoyed the hell out of me but she was more loyal to me than the two males cats I had before her. And she let my dog hump with the most bored expression on her face. It was wonderful. But he even cleaned behind her ears and it was so cute! I miss those animals.

Can't believe my dad and brother took my cat out into the middle of desert (not much of a stretch since I live in the desert) and just left her there while I was at a friends house for the weekend. And then when I get home and ask about Boots my brother has the gall to say, "Remember those tacos we had last night?" WAIL!

~Wicked

[epyon]

But why are you backing away from meeeeeee? Why doesn't anyone love meeeeee?!

*stands next to wicked*
don't worry i'm too stupid to be afraid

[Alilamba]

Wicked> That is the most horrible thing I have ever heard of O.O *scrambles for calendar* When is your birthday?? I'm buying you like, FIFTY cats.

My friend Jeremy backed a car over the family cat. (It's in a better place)

[melrose_stormhaven]

how did that happen?????

He got sick, I didn't know what happened, but when I woke up the next day, there was a pool of blood around him...and he was dead.

But why are you backing away from meeeeeee? Why doesn't anyone love meeeeee?!

we do love you. we do. we do. (and yeah, I also believe in fairies)

And then when I get home and ask about Boots my brother has the gall to say, "Remember those tacos we had last night?" WAIL!

Uh...you should know that some people in my country eat dogs AND cats. That meat bun's filling isn't really pork. Nyao-pao!

[wicked]

*stands next to wicked*
don't worry i'm too stupid to be afraid

Epyon, there are some things you really shouldn't admit to. But thanks for the vote of confidence! XD

Ali, my b-day is June 1! And not fifty cats please but two black ones will be nice. ~_^

MELROSE! I know that in some countries dogs and cats are viable sources of food. However, being that Boots was my baby, my pet, my putty tat, and I'm from California, my brother's comment was inappropriate and rather hurtful at the time. I mean they did this behind my back. Sure they tried giving Boots to the Pound but when my dad and brother told the people that I was the owner they said, "Newp! So sorry. But she has to bring the cat in herself then!"

*sniffles* I miss my cat. Stupid though she was.

~Wicked (who doesn't <i>really</i> believe in fairies but does?)

[Jackie]

Not on crack. Coffee. Tea. Coke. - Anything with caffine! Seeing as how I HAVE the next chapter, (in my mind, at least), the excuse doesn't fit, anyway. XD

That is a horrible story, Wicked. But my puppy - she don't hump. She is a bundle of cuteness. I personally hate cats, but it might have something to do with the fact that I'm deathly allergic to them. Of course, I LOVE kittens.... but I can't touch them!

And last year on your birthday, I was having a blast: June 1, 2005 - Hannity's Freakshow of Political Pornography Tour rolled through Dallas! And I was there! Mr. Hannity signed my shirt! He said that he liked it. (I made it.) The previous time I met him, he called me short.

[melrose_stormhaven]

MELROSE! I know that in some countries dogs and cats are viable sources of food. However, being that Boots was my baby, my pet, my putty tat, and I'm from California, my brother's comment was inappropriate and rather hurtful at the time. I mean they did this behind my back. Sure they tried giving Boots to the Pound but when my dad and brother told the people that I was the owner they said, "Newp! So sorry. But she has to bring the cat in herself then!"

*pats wicked*

I understand, I miss my cat too. Draco used to sleep beside me on the bed. He usually got in my room by my window...and even now, when I hear cats meowing near my window, I look outside and hope it's him. God, I'm gonna cry now...

[Morrighan]

Awww........... *gives her a hug*

[epyon]

Epyon, there are some things you really shouldn't admit to. But thanks for the vote of confidence! XD

admitting there's a problem is the first step towards solving the problem

[Alilamba]

(someone's in AA ^)

JAAAAACCKKKIIIIIIIIEEEEE...NEEXT CHAAAAAAAAAAPTEEEER....