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Chibi-sitter · Post by **Chibi-sitter** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:26 am

Thanx, I'll tell my sis.
I like my PS2 and I got FF8 & FF10! They both took me a year each to complete.

Naughty Duo.

Criticgundam · Post by **Criticgundam** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 8:21 am

Hey everybody, hows it goin? Have you been attacked at all Heero while I was away?

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 9:58 am

Heero, I have non-typical question.

Caviar is from male or female fish?..

Chibi-sitter · Post by **Chibi-sitter** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 10:19 am

Isn't caviar fish eggs? I tried some along time ago - squishy-fishy

dragon agility · Post by **dragon agility** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 3:03 am

I hate fish.

Tuna is the only fish I'll eat

White Witch · Post by **White Witch** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 4:30 am

Female eggs...unless some species of fish have the males lay the eggs...

ADVICE!!! This is the problem with a rich friend, they have EVERYTHING!!! My friend's birthday is next week. and I absolutely can't find anything to give to her...if I do, she already has one.

Help?

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 11:30 am

Make the present by yourself?..

I think it's the best to do one if she has everything.

Draw her something nice, put it in the rame for example...

Witch-chan, thanks for the answer with caviar.

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 11:51 am

It's been a long standing tradition between Relena and her close friends to exchange presents from the dollar store. Not just anything, but the worst possible product you can find.
For example. For one of her friends, she gave a pair of fuzzy dice to hang from he car. He then replied "Thank you, but I have no car." Then she said "You do now!" And handed him a lock pick utensle also from the dollar store. Implying that he would steal a car.

Everyone laughed, but I didn't realyy get it. In my most humorous moments, instead of giving someone a birthday card, I would give them a differant card instead. Such as "Sorry for your loss" "Get well soon, grandpa" or "Happy 5th birthday nephew"

Those always seem to be appriciated.

Website · Post by **Adaon** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 2:42 pm

First get a good card, something funny usually works well.

As for a gift, my experience when shopping for females can be summed up in four words: "Bath and Body Works." If she already has something from there she likes, just get her more of it. If not, look around and you should be able to find something.

If that won't work, find a book you think she would like.

If that fails, it's gift certificate time.

And if all else fails, bake her a cake or brownies.

White Witch · Post by **White Witch** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 11:39 pm

Bake? Me?

:imagines the scenario: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I will try and make her something nice...just that I'd probably be clumsy again and ruin it all...well, thank you for your help! ^^

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