Dear Heero,
Recently I went to go visit a very good friend of mine down in Dallas. Now, we have a big inside joke between us about how I am a lesbian, but I think he forgot to tell his girlfriend that I'm not actually gay, because when he left the room, she started hitting on me! I want to tell his g/f that the "Do you eat Campbells? Because you look mm, mm, good!" line is outdated, but I just don't know how to say it politely. What should I do!?
signed,
Concerned about Bad Pick Up Lines in Maryland
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Lauren
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Perfection is boring.
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and those who don't, may god turn their hearts..."
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wow...well that's an intersting predicament. i'd be more concerned to the fact that your guy friend may/may not know that his gf is lesbian/bi. but the truth is usually always the best method of solving any problem -- i'd start there and just go from there. good luck!
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Heero
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That sounds really bad.
Obviously cross-gender relationships must seem more appealing than whoever she's with now.
Perhaps since you live far away, you could say you have a boyfriend. That will make her give up on you, and perhaps realize her boyfriend isn't good enough for her. She should drop the zero and get her a Heero.
Obviously cross-gender relationships must seem more appealing than whoever she's with now.
Perhaps since you live far away, you could say you have a boyfriend. That will make her give up on you, and perhaps realize her boyfriend isn't good enough for her. She should drop the zero and get her a Heero.
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She should drop the zero and get her a Heero
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Heero joking... *disbelief* Now THAT'S something newHeero wrote: She should drop the zero and get her a Heero.
So we see Heero that you rested well 
Lauren, don't be so upset because of it. In my place, besides my so-called-pals, even teachers are saying that I'm a boy! I am a great tomboy, with that I agree, but I have really girlish features! They're always laughing, and I don't mind joking, even of me
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How crazy
Stop talking about me as if you know me
How crazy
I?ve been running away from the ship
sinking in the depths of the ocean
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Just be yourself.
Stop talking about me as if you know me
How crazy
I?ve been running away from the ship
sinking in the depths of the ocean
Song How Crazy by YUI
Just be yourself.
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For the torture chamber less fondly known as school. I need it for computer class. Our teacher gave us an example of binary addition...something like 1+1=10.what in gods name do you need that stuff for?
Confusing, ain't it?
Oh, and a question to Yuy-san; who do you think have the best avatars and signatures in BI? Or even if it isn't in BI, just any old forum.
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How troublesome...
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How troublesome...
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