Blissful Ignorance

O_O

Earlier statement retracted.

COMPLETELY.

No harm meant, 01. I would hate to be on your bad side.

411: Not my personal question, actually. A friend of mine's.

It was supposed to be a big "shh, nobody needs to know" secret, and, unfortunately, I made it ambigious for you. ^__^;;;;;;

Sorry for that.

Fortunately, I have talked with her, and she had some kind of inspiration today. ^__^ She (was/is....?!?!?!?!!?!?!?) a gymnast. So...she answered my question to you.


Once again, sorry.

I piss more people off in a day than my sister...*sighs* I'll need to work on that. Thanks for the help anyway.

Sorry I have if thee I have offended. My odd nature is sometimes....shall I say...overwhelming?

Stop laughing, Rose. *glares*

Thanks again!


.......and sorry......again......



Yours,
Melvile's Best Friend

Heero...Pray tell...Why are people disscussing our *sex* life? Or more importaintly, why are denying things? I aprish. the fact that you can keep what we do in private PRIVATE, but can't you do it in a way less rejecting? You really know how to make a girl feel loved...

My question is what can a girl do to get her not-so-romanctic partner to start being more romantic? I dare say that my recent love life has been boring, if not dead. The title 'Captain Romantic' comes to mind (thank you Black Rose for that) and I'm hoping that YOU of all people could help solve my delema...

Is there any hope for me??? Or am doomed to never having a real date? Not to mention, the fact that a girl needs some seduction once and a while! I'm not a nun or something! If you can give me some advice about how I can slap some sense into my 'perfect' boyfriend...

Love Always (even when you leave me stranded or treaten my life...or fight my only living relative...or deny our relationship...or try and kill yourself...or...well you get it.),
Relena

P.S. The threats aren't so bad really... I'm kinda fond of them really...^_^

No need to appollogize Melville's Best Friend, no offense taken.


I understand what you're saying, but seriously Relena...

I wasn't trained from birth to be the perfect "lover"

When I was 7, learning how to fire a rocket launcher, I wasn't thinking "Hmm, what color roses should I sprinkle on the bed?" I'll do my best, but you have to realize, my goals in life were to kill, destroy, and anihilhate. I can try to be more romantic, but at least concider who you're talking to.

And while I'm at it, why did you have to post it here? You have my e-mail, and my messeging Screen Name. Next time, try to be less "open" about this. Remember, I made you pinky promise me? But i'll see you in a week after "Opperation: Conceal Propery Damage #0094623". And if you see Dorothy, tell her "I'm sorry for the property damage, just realize who you're messing with next time."

Duely noted.

Dorothy, by the way, is just happy you didn't distroy her prized fleet of gold Mac-Trucks. She has a few other residences anyway.

Try not to scare too many more members, k?

So are you really on CPD #0094623 already? I could have sworn you hadn't gotten to #0004582...last time I checked...
Now I know where the preventer's budget is going!
Try not to hit anything I own. I'm still in the process of reconstructing my bathroom wall...SHEESH!

Lots of love!
Relena

Dear Heero,

When you want to hack into your friend's password protected journal entries on their private laptop from a different networked computer PC, where do you start?

Alright, hacking is a fun and mysterious playground filled with other people's toys. However, I do not think it is very wise to give you the information you requested in a public forum. If I were to explain how to hack passwords, then everyone on this board can do the same, thus everyone will lose all thier security. But I will tell you this...
Seeing as though you are new to this, instead of going through the step-by-step process of getting into the system, I would try downloading a program that can do it for you. It's easier and much faster.

All I wanted was my nice, soft, CLEAN pillow.

But I couldn't have my pillow because my stupid brother stole it from me. So, I went to get my pillow from his room where he stashed it. I stealthily slipped into his room without anyone noticing. Even the cat couldn't hear me!!

When I got to his room and found my pillow located on top of HIS bed, as if he thought it was HIS... he just so coincidently came in his room right as I was about to leave. He spotted my pillow and stole it back from me seeing as his strength and size out matched my own.

Not to mention he watches Tae Boe on tape and secretly learns all its arts thinking no one knows. Which WE DO!

He then proceeded to his window before I had the chance to reason out what he was doing and proceeded to throw my pillow out the window into the muddy ground.

As it was raining just a half an hour ago.

It is no longer my nice, soft, CLEAN pillow.

How should I get back at my evil nemesis, my brother? And if possibly, in a violent way!

Thanks for your time,
SimplyTurquoise

Dear Heero,

Why do you have to be so D@&# hot?

SGS

Dear Heero,

Why do you have to be so D@&# hot?

That is not really a question I want to answer. Ever.

And to SimplyTurquoise,
Your cause is just. I will assisst you. Here are a few small tips to help cast your revenge.
Tip#01 First, get a roll of plastic wrap and tape. From the inside of the room, tape the plastic wrap to the wall from side to side. This creates an invisable wall. Then when he goes into the room, he will collide with the plastic wrap barrier.

Tip#02 Place exlax in all his food. This can fix everything.

Tip#03 Somehow, cut out a posterboard in the shape of a person, or something to that effect. Just set it outside the window at night or in another place that is hidden in shadow, but can still be seen. Most people, regaurdless of how macho they say they are, are terrified of the idea that someone is in their home.

Tip#04 If you have a nice house, then he might have his own bathroom. In which case, grease down the toilet seat. And if you can, glue him to the toilet seat. Wich goes great in combonation with Tip #02. And while you're at it, remove the toilet paper. That will go for the second ultimate revenge.


And last, the ultimate... be straightfoward with your brother and simply shoot him in the foot. Not only will that slow him down, it will reinforce the point that he's stepped over the line... and that you use live fire.

Dear Heero,
I have a question for you. What do you say to a girl datng and living with a long haired baka who doesn't catch a clue she wants to get married?! How many bridal magazines do I have to leave around the house for Mr. Clueless to get the hint? Is my relationship like the old adage 'Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?'

Signed About to beat my boyfriend Blue~