Blissful Ignorance

Hey Rasp! I got an idea about your dad. My dad always sit at the breakfest table wacked my arm with the back of his hand. My reaction was to rufhouse him since that was what he wanted. Since that is clearly not an option for you, I suggest you do this. One day, friend of mine really got me.. Not once, not twice, but three times. Each one worst then the last. Needless to say, she got me bad. Since violence was not the answer, I got an idea. I got my white comforter that I use for a cover and went over to her house after dinner. I waited until she used the bathroom and threw the cover over me so I was completely covered. A very clasic trick. I stretched my arms out. Got as close to the door as possible. And waited for her to come out.. I didn't see her, but I heard a scream of pure terror. When I toke off the cover, her face was pale. She didn't believe in ghosts, but there it was standing in front of her. She said to me, "We are even for then next 20 years!" She turned beat red from the neck up as she tried to explain that someone hadn't snuck in and tried to kill her to her parents. Later I left, but she done anything like that again. Now.. for the point in all that, scare your father half to death and when he asks why you did that. Tell its because he slaps you in the but all the time. If that doesn't work, then the next time he slaps you, cry out in agony and tell him that he hurt you. Make a big deal about it long enough it and he should stop.

Heero wrote:I'm very sorry! I've completly forgot to reply to your request!

I've often heard Duo say "Hey baby, how would you like to join me in some math? We'll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!" and the ever popular "Hey, here's the word for the day: legs. Whatdya say we go upstairs and spread the word?!" These only gave him a slap in the face.
Now the ones that only made his targets look nausious were "I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?"
and "Here's a quarter. Call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight!"
I advise against using these. Use at your own risk.

Compare love to the seasons. Or like a fire. There's tons you could do with that.

THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanx Rasp. Its a musical, set in the 1930s.
We got inspirations from other musicals like Caberet & Moulin Rouge etc.
Its all about a club called Swing Kats (the title of our play -my two best friends wrote it themselves)and the clubs main star [Monique] falls in love with a guy [Julian].
But she's a prostitute, so falling in love is forbidden. She lies to the guy that she's only a dancer.
He has an ex-girlfriend [Rosalyn] that won't except that they're relationship is over.
So she goes to the club and takes over the spotlight. So we end up having the two leading starlets fighting for the Julian.
Everyone else in the club don't like Rosalyn but she is bringing alot of money in. Monique plans to shoot Rosalyn.
Rosalyin plans to poison Monique.
Poor Julian is stuck in the middle.
Well, My character hears Rosalyin's plans so I go to warn Monique -I end up getting shot - I got in the way so Monique accidently shoots me[I play Clara, I'm a young cigarette tray girl, I'm not a prositute or dancer] and Julian unknowingly drinks the poison. The End.
I only have a supporting role, but I always seem to win the audience over. CUZ I'M SO FREAKIN' CUTE!

You said the 'N' word in your reply! Hahaha!

Sorry. My bad. Duo is just so N*****y, :razz: I had to say it.

... I feel left out of it...

Oh, yeah, as i've mentionned in Club Beer, has enyone seen Tod, my pet raptor? He's lost, and he might get sad and start eating people...

Please tell me if you see him!

Its all about a club called Swing Kats (the title of our play -my two best friends wrote it themselves)

Cool!

Oh, yeah, as i've mentionned in Club Beer, has enyone seen Tod, my pet raptor? He's lost, and he might get sad and start eating people...

Please tell me if you see him!

Nope, sorry. Don't worry, he's bound to turn up soon.

Hmm... thanks Critic but I think it's hard to scare almost-50-year-old-man :-? And with pain - naah, he's too gentle. Very very gentle. So that doesn't work either. But thanks for advices!

Oh, Chibi I wish I could see that performance! That sounds really cool! *nod nod nod * Poor Clara... *sob*

My grandma's here... with my aunt and uncle. They'll stay to Sunday, but grandma will stay longer. I really love her (she's the only grandma I have), but sometimes she annoyes me when she starts to talk and talk and talk without end on subcjects I am not intersted in, and I listen her because I don't want to be rude... So, my point is:

What's the best way to go La La Land (<-- I love this ) without "evidence" of "crime" of not listening your grandma?..

Poor granny, if only she knew what her granddaugther is up to...

Remember Rasb'! Smile and be nice!

But I'm sure you will anyway.

AND TOD ISN'T BACK. He's like a reptilian Tink. Scary.

Hey all, just giving a head's up that I'm back... but the "issues" with my computer have gotten worse, I can't even connect to the 'net now. *sighs* Yes, I've been put on hold yet again. (and yes, Rasp. My stories are suffering, the poor darlings...)

If anything major comes up, I'll ask. (like always right??)

~Calla.

Keep up, Calla!! DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!! STAY WITH US!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yikes! Calla, I hope your compy gets better soon. We miss you!