Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

Chibi-sitter · Post by **Chibi-sitter** » Mon May 03, 2004 3:07 pm

Hey Raspberry
We wrote that at the same time! *laughs* About Heero's braces!
Gotta go to school! Ahhh!!!!!!!

White Witch · Post by **White Witch** » Mon May 03, 2004 7:02 pm

Um...I really can't put my TV in a box...that's what they all come for. But my diary and notebooks and sketchpads, I keep them in a hidden box. What's really annoying is when people just barge in at the *ehem* most awkward times

(you know what those are). I remember one time when I was just being my quiet self in my room, and my sister struts in like she owns the place, and sees me in my study table and freezes. When I ask her what she's there for, she stammers something about my comic books, which she has infiltrated completely out of my room beforehand. I have a feeling she goes there to copy things from my sketchpad, especially my character profiles.

The Solaris template is really pretty!

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:44 am

White Which, you can get portable locks on your door. They fit in the hole where the knob goes into the frame, and you attatch it then place a blocker in in, then you can remove it just as easily. I don't know what they're called or where you can find them, but they're very helpful.

you can go ahead and make your Doujinshi, as long as there's no incest or Yaoi. But speaking os Super Deformed, I caught a glance of SD Gundam the other day. WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO ZERO!? Just throw a tiara and a tutu on him... there's no hope for him eiter way!

Pick up lines... Hmmm...
Relena siad the "I'll kill you" set it for her. What kind of pick up lines are we talking about. Pick up lines for dateing, getting in someone's pants, humor? That really determines the type of pick up line.

White Witch · Post by **White Witch** » Tue May 04, 2004 4:33 am

White Which

*GLARE*
I've never been more insulted... >.<
*takes a deep breath* okay, I'll just say to myself you didn't mean to do that...

Portable locks...I've never heard of them, but I'm thinking of getting one of those chain locks that slide into your door so that when someone opens them, they don't open the whole way.

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Tue May 04, 2004 5:00 am

Good choice, Witch-chan

*nod*

Oh no, I REALLY don't like yaoi (

), so there's nothing like that. I told ya, that's funny and innocent

Well, almost killing your buddy is not innocent, but hey, who cares, he's still alive right?

And yeah, ZERO is creepy when in SD form

Hey, besides, you're kissing with Relena, so is there something wrong?..

Anyway, domo arigatou for your permission!!! *bow to the floor*

Ok, now I have question from other category... You see, my Dad has probably some kind of fetish in... clapping my but -_-;;;; (

) I'm telling him I'm 14 and it's weird, when I was younger - okay, let's say parents sometimes clap their children's butt to check the diaper or something, BUT I'M TEEN, not BABY! :evil: Good I have a reflex, so almost everytime I prevent my butt from being clapped, but not always. I talked to my Dad, he listened to me, but he still does that -_-;;; HELP!..

Chibi-sitter · Post by **Chibi-sitter** » Tue May 04, 2004 6:25 am

Any pick up line Heero.
Yeah Relena's right . I read on a site that you Heero are the only person to make those 3 words "I'll kill you" sound sexy

Criticgundam · Post by **Criticgundam** » Tue May 04, 2004 2:11 pm

You have to admit that Tallgeese looks more glorified than ever on that show. That was their new version of Wing 0 on the show, but you can find a deformed version of Wing 0 custom on the store shelf. It still dosen't do it justice. "They're gundams.. only fun sized." Speaking of deformed characters, I got done reading a gundam book/comic. You definatly need to read it Heero even you would laugh from it. The book is called: Mobile Suit Gundam: Origen. The funniest comic about you goes.

/*Heero's video game starts dying and messes up his game* Heero says, "I hate this thing. Its time to blow it up!" *Heero pulls out detonator* *Duo grabs detonator* Duo says, "Hey don't do that! You could hurt somebody with that!" Heero says, "Then you'll be wanting the one your head too.." *

Duo notices bomb on his head*/

That is funny..

You have got to read it!

Herro, have you passed on my message yet? I need to make sure that Duo knows what I'm going to do before do it. I don't want to make a mistake and really ruin him for nothing.

Thank you Raspberry for that wonderful picture. I'll print that out and hang it up in my room where my bro comes to play sometime. He's still dising gundams :x

And for you Heero Yuy.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Tue May 04, 2004 2:17 pm

That was cool Critic

And hey, no problem, I just surfed on it and remembered about your plea

Heero please give me advice for my problem

Criticgundam · Post by **Criticgundam** » Tue May 04, 2004 2:32 pm

Why thank you, *Bows for everyone* If there are any dems in here, than to bad for you

Crazygurl · Post by **Crazygurl** » Tue May 04, 2004 2:51 pm

Funny, Critic!

Rasberry... Maybe he's just... teasing you? Don't take it as though he's a perv (Gosh, he's your dad, for heaven's sake!)

Don't worry. Keep repeating that you don't like it.

And if he continues, then bonk him on the head, and ask him if he likes that. (Not saying you think with your behind!

I'm a pro at wording stuff.)

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