Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[Raspberry]

Hmm... I'll probably listen to my disc-man... I don't like coffee and it's almost 1 p.m. so I won't get that caffinated mints... Wait! I saw somewhere coffee flavored candy!

Thanks for advices!Calla you ARE helping! I'll give all report tomorrow! As for now, Goodnight, (but I'm not gonna sleep for awhile )

[Chibi-sitter]

Goodluck Rasp

Ok I need help its an emergency!
Rescue mission!
My kitty Rikku has gone missing! She is no where in the back/front yard or in the house.

I think those new kids on our block stole her! They hang around our house because they like to play on our swing set and our front gate. And turn our tap on and dig up the garden.
:x :x :x :evil: :evil: :evil:
If they have grrrrrrrrrr its not good to get me mad.

Any suggestions on what I should do?
I miss her!
I'm gonna go look for her one more time.
Byes.

[White Witch]

My kitty Rikku has gone missing! She is no where in the back/front yard or in the house.

I know the feeling. Maybe you should ask people in your neighborhood, especially those new kids. Or post a few flyers with your kitty's pic and a "reward for return". Or you can just check out the house of those new kids.

[Calla Lily]

Oh dear, that's not a good thing at all. Have you tried what White Witch mentioned earlier? My pups are the stay-at-home kind, so I don't worry much about them getting lost.

Maybe she's just exploring the neighbourhood and saw something interesting? Or maybe she's secretly training to be an undercover agent, hence the start of her many disappearances. Cats ARE known to be quiet sneaky... she joined the Preventers?

~Calla. :-? ? (my sanity is not 100% complete at this time... )

PS. I'm planning a party very soon, what is everybody's favourite thing to do at reunion/get-together? Play video games, board games, scherades, etc.? Murder mystery?

[Crazygurl]

Calla, my fave is videogames. But that's just me. I'm quite odd. If you want interaction between your guests (POLITE interaction), then I suggest that you play this:

You need papers, pens, and a circle of people.

Everyone gets a pen, and a paper. You say, for example, that everyone has to write a subject (Ex: A dog). Then, everyone folds their paper, hiding what they just wrote, so that no one knows. They pass it to their neighbor. Now they write an adjective, let's say (Ex: evilly). And then they fold their new papers AGAIN, and give it to their neighbors. Now Everyone writes a verb (Ex: ate, killed, danced with). And finally, a noun, for example (Ex: Godzilla, an apple, a potato.)

Since the papers travelled, the sentences, once read, will make no sense whatsoever.

This is for small parties, with a few friends. For larger parties, you may want to... do other stuff... I'm not that good with large numbers of people...

And Chibi, I have never lost a kitten before (never even had one :evil: ), so all I can do is pat your back in sympathy. Sorry if it ain't much...

Hee-chan, what do you think?

[Chibi-sitter]

Calla I'm sorry but I'm no party person.

If I asked the kids or their parents they're not going to tell me -they're the kind that like to keep their kids happy by giving their kids what they want no matter if 'it' doesn't belong to them -I just found out that they tried to take our dog too.

If I put up an award ...well I'm in NASTY mode right now- I'm not giving them **** from my pocket! They shouldn't of taken my kitten. She crawls under our front gate to explore the front yard and those kids waltz in there like its a playground. :x Their parents don't seem to care what their kids are up to. :evil:
Tomorrow I'm gonna go knock on doors.
Sorry, Chibi is ticked off but not at you guys.
Thanks for your help.

[Raspberry]

Yeah, you should get those new kids in some dark place and threaten them for information!!!




I didn't punish my brother! I've fallen asleep! I was listening to Evanescene, eating some sweets, but I was so tired after kendo training... I fell asleep at about 2 a.m. Even my alarm clock didn't help!When it started to ring at 3 a.m., I (in half-sleep state) turned it off and went sleep once again... Well, I'll try tonight...

[Crazygurl]

Evil kids... I wasn't like that as a child. I swear, kids these days... This new generation is made of delinquents. Don't their parents raise them?????

Back in my time ( ), we were kinder.

[Heero]

Knocking on doors is the best thing to do. Although you may have to resort to a reward. You may also want to leave some food out just in case. But you might attract other animals too. And you better tell us if you get her back!

For a get-together with a few friends, video games are best. But if it's a few more, then you may want to go with a board game.

I think I missed a few questions. Sorry if I did... just bring it up nd I'll answer them. but right now I'm going to try for more sleep. Good night...day... whatever.

[Criticgundam]

I'm sorry Heero, but I've only watched the translated version of g gundam. I know who you're talking about, I think its wierd. Have you checked out the site with your real name and profile yet? I also didn't get the chance to think you yet for the advice on thoss punks yet so..:

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! I have my sanity back and now I can go about minding my own bussiness! I'm very happy those kids are back in their own little demetned world.

I have a question that has been bugging me for a little while, forgive me if its to personal. What do you think about all the lemons that authors right about you and Relena?

On another thought, forgive if I being rude here, but the authors who right lemons seem to be a bit 'single-minded' when thay right their lemons. It usually goes as: exploration> oral> penetration> glorious 'end'> continuation then finish. forgive me if I'm to discriptive...