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:lol: :D That would be one odd story, White Witch.

And b/c Heero won't give us the date.... but I think it's the 8th or something rather....

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Speaking of birthdays....HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALLA!!!
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:-P :roll: Bah, thought I could get away with that. *hugs her roses tightly* Hee hee. :D :roll:
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I think maybe the reason they singled me out is because I've got cool clothes and a job making good money for a kid my age. Plus, those kids are hated in their own school, all the kids I've talked to think they're geeks.
Yeah, that's it. People put down other people just to feel good about themselves. Hey, if you and everyone else knows that they're cowards and geeks, don't mind them. Maybe they just wan attention or something.
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Bah, thought I could get away with that. *hugs her roses tightly* Hee hee.
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Post by HostGundam »

HEY! CRITIC! Can I help it if I lose control from time to time!? I have whats called borderline ADHD, its hard for me to keep it under control! I thought you said you'd be gracious you big jerk! Those kids probably singled you out because you're such a a55!
It is nice to have returned. I greet you all. I guess its time that I show who I truely am...

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Post by Criticgundam »

:eek: ... I see that host. I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend anybody, not even you.


That's another good idea witch, but it is so freakin anoying. I think I'm going to try Heero's idea, I got a big pocket knife that I can whip out at any second, my trainer won't let me get close to his collection of swords and weapons, he is so cool. If that doesn't work, I'll try your appraoch witch, those are really the only options I got at the moment. The police are so lazy they couldn't fing a hooker in a hor house. As long as I just threaten them and vanish after they are gone, I should be fine.


Thanks for the ideas all, you in particular Heero. I will do those things and see what happens, I will let you know what they do.


A question for Relena: Are you still 'Queen' Relena?


And host, without angering you further, you REALLY need to control that temper.


Hey, who nows how to work the font size and everything?
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Post by Raspberry »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALLA!!!

Thank you very much Heero! I'll do like you wrote me to do with that Java problem. Domo Arigatou, Yuy-sama! *deep bow*

White Witch go sleep very very late and get up very early, that you'll sleep only few hours. Then go sleep very late again- you'll be very tired, so you should sleep well. It always works on me :-P :wink: :lol: *shrugs*

Oh, Heero what you sword's name means??? I read very beautiful book Across the Nightingale Floor (first of trilogy) by Lian Hearn. One of characters had sword named Jato. Heero could you tell me what does Sasu and Jato mean? Oh, and tell me something about your sword, please! (my warrior spirit is on now :-P )
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Post by Raspberry »

Heero... Umm... I started to fix my "Java problem". I did everything as you told me. But when I was in "advanced" for the first time, I didn't find anything as "Microsoft VM". There was only "Java (Sun)" and one check mark. What should I do now?! :eek: :eek: :eek: *desperate voice* Sorry for bothering...
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Post by Heero »

Try just disableing that check mark and continueing on.
No prmises on that one though.

Good luck with the threats! I hope all goes well. And I'll tell Rlena to get on later. I could answer for her, but I'll just let her do it.


And a Happy Birthday to calla lily... in honor of your birthday, I will use an emoticon. If you have noticed, I never use them..




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