Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

Chibi-sitter · Post by **Chibi-sitter** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 6:55 pm

OK Heero,
have you and Quatre been to Australia?
I think its before you went to the Sanq kingdom.

I remember you and Quatre were on a beach and you threw a pineapple

There were also dogs too.

And how do you spell Relena's kingdom anyway?
Sanq or Cinq?

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 7:29 pm

Okay Raspberry... go to tools>internet options > advanced, and take the 3 check marks out of "Microsoft VM"(Java) > apply > ok, then Tools > internet options > advanced -
Check "enable third party browser extensions"
(requires a "MUST" immediate restart) ...... Then download java.sun at = http://java.com/en/index.jsp and install ......... then go to tools > internet options > advanced, and put a check mark in Java(sun) > apply > ok > ok > restart. (Don't overlook both restarts)

Also tools > internet options > security > custom level > Java permissions > high or medium safety > ok > yes > ok

That SHOULD fix it.

Now Chibi-Sitter... I remember the dogs, and I remember Quatre playing with the dogs, but I'm not sure if it was on Australia or not.

I have been to Australia though. And it was fun.

And it's spelled "Sanq"
I hate the way it's spelled.
If it were up to me I would completely change it all... if there's a "q" it MUST be followed by a "u". Couldn't they name it "The Royal Earth Kingdom" Hell, you could even name it Mushroom Kingdom for all I care. JUST NOT SANQ.

Criticgundam · Post by **Criticgundam** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 8:02 pm

Thanks Calla, that would be the logical choice, but trust the parents are of no use. I know the kid's parents very well, the police have been over there more times then I can count with warnings, (I didn't call them though, they live next to a nursing home and the old folks call them up every time they create a disdurbance) Their parents always defend them, the one parent I know has never discaiplined her son, never. She has threatened to 'ground him' for a week, and on some occasions has grounded him, but the next day later, there's good old Harly tyke riding the road passing the occasional insult calling me a f@g.

The knife bit won't help either, I threatened them with martial arts, and I do know martial arts. I put one of them on the ground and threatened to tear his neck apart. The only results was after they'd call me something stupid, they would just peddle fatser.

I don't know where you got that idea, Heero, I would certainly like to know. This place is wierd, the first story on the fanfic 1xR and "GW post your oppinion", sounded like the place for me. So when I look at and read the posts, I hear of a war with you. I use the search system and wind up here in EIGHT pages of this.. war. On tv, your hunches are as far as I know usualy right, I would like to know why you would think that. For one thing, I obviously don't have ADHD like HG must have. :-?

I know that you would probably not use the approach, I was more looking for an answer from Relena. She DOES make posts on here as well.

White Witch · Post by **White Witch** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 8:12 pm

PEOPLE (not you, Yuy-san) help! I'm getting insomnia attacks, I dunno if its a summer thing or a coming-of-14-yrs thing, but I need help! I absolutely can't sleep :-? ...I tried counting sheep and pandas and horses and drinking warm milk and doing things to pass time. I NEED TO WAKE UP EARLIER THAN 10:30! Cause me and the compy users in my house have a little rule on first come, first serve. I hardly get any internet time! I got lucky today though, they're all away somewhere.

Oh BTW, Yuy-san, I dreamt this morning that you were standing beside my bed and you had no eyes, or irises rather, and when I sat up, you started choking me and it didn't hurt and I just stared blankly at you, then I woke up...I dunno if I should

or

.

White Witch · Post by **White Witch** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 8:22 pm

Yes, about that, I had to know. Inu Yasha is that show is that show there seven girls I think (I don't know that much about it) Lived in the same house and they all competed for Inu Yasha. And they all faint at his whim because they're they have these stupid little girl crushes. Being a female animie character yourself, I would think you are just as prone to that sort of thing. I just had to know... so... are you JUST enjoying Inu Yasha?

That's Love Hine, BTW, not IY. Inu-Yasha is about the dog-demon, the houshi, the taijiya and the modern schoolgirl finding the Shikon Shards and fighting Naraku cause of revenge, mainly. Love Hina is about the Hinata-So inn and the inhabitants and Keitaro trying to get into Tokyo U w/ Naru and Mutsumi...am I right? I never watched it before...

There is this gang of six graders in my town. There are maybe five or six of them who travel around like Hell's Angels on their bikes. I am much older than they are and for some reason, they have singled me out and started picking on me. I don't go to the same school and each time I challenge them (All of them...) The take off. They've been driving me nuts and I'm about ready to ambush the little creeps. What should I do?

I have lots of experience with being single out

. Well, glaring at them works for me, I even made these girls (the bitch squad people) shut up about my bandanna just by glaring, and these 2 boys who tease me. I dunno about them. Intimidation works too. Or scream in this really threatening voice, so that they get the point that you mean it about breaking their necks. What makes them so great anyways?

Chibi-sitter · Post by **Chibi-sitter** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 8:30 pm

Thanks Heero. Yeah I kinda agree on the 'q' should have a 'u', and Sanq sounds as if the place is sinking

Hey White Witch........freaky dream, the only dream I had of Heero was about him and the other pilots playing basketball

against the girls.

very funny.
No side won because Catherine busted the ball with her throwing knives - don't ask why she had them with her, its only a dream anyway.

Calla Lily · Post by **Calla Lily** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:25 pm

Criticgundam. Whoa. Sounds like you've had this little pest control problem for a while. My brain's kinda fried at the moment so I can't think of anything else to say that might help you... besides the fact that I want to have a chat with that lady about NEVER disciplining her kid before. :x :-? Sheesh, lady, can you say "under your thumb?!"

Anyhoo, White Witch I went through a time like that when I couldn't get to sleep either. That was just during summer vacation and I didn't know what was wrong.

But look at me now. I'm an all-around insomniac.

I'm lucky if I get 5 hours of sleep on weekdays. (erm, I guess I'm not helping am I?)

I dreamt this morning that you were standing beside my bed and you had no eyes, or irises rather, and when I sat up, you started choking me and it didn't hurt and I just stared blankly at you, then I woke up...I dunno if I should or .

My reaction to that would be

. Me get weird dreams all the time. It'd be fun to analyze it though.

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:50 pm

Well, the last tme I checked I still had my irises, so don't worry, it was just a dream.
Perhaps a side-effect of your insomnia? But you're right, I'm not the person to ask about this. I get about 2-3 hours of sleep, weekdays and weekends.

Sorry for misjudgeing you CriticGundam. But don't turn down the idea of a weapon so quickly. Weapons are more threatening than fist to fist combat. But then agan, yu know them better than I do.

White Witch · Post by **White Witch** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 1:14 am

Well, the last tme I checked I still had my irises, so don't worry, it was just a dream.

I know Yuy-san. Another GW dream I had was that I was walking around Libra and there were absolutely no people inside, but I could see that there was a battle going on.I get REALLY weird dreams. Sometimes I even dream of stories from different anime, and I foget to write it down so I can turn it into a fic.

Criticgundam · Post by **Criticgundam** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 8:03 am

Thanks Heero, I won't take it personal. I'm not sure about the weapon, it might work. I don't know where you live Heero, but in my state, (In the U.S.) The law is very touchy about weapons. If I had a squirt gun that looked like a pistol, I could be charged with carring a leathal weapon. Whether its actually leathal or not. Knowing those little worms, that's the first thing they do, run to the cops. I think maybe the reason they singled me out is because I've got cool clothes and a job making good money for a kid my age. Plus, those kids are hated in their own school, all the kids I've talked to think they're geeks.

The cops don't do anything either. The six man police dept. They only give warnings that they don't carry out. It no wander this place is the land of the dumps. Before I start trailing off, the only solution I have is that the next time they do something stupid, I carry out my own threats. I know how to mame them, and I was thinking on removing one of their eyes. (Sorry if I'm being gory, this has been going on for two months now)

I've never seen Inu Yasha or Love Hina so sorry about that all. I'm a huge Gundam Wing fan. You know, since we are on the subject of dreams. I've had a Gundam Wing dream of my own. I remember when I saw Wing 0 eyes. That eye stared at me the whole dream, I was so terrified I jumped out of bed when I finaly woke up.

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