Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

HostGundam · Post by **HostGundam** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 7:32 pm

First, I'm a busy person, I not well orginaized

As for your second comment... *turns on camera, walks over and sats in chair in a dark room and pets white fluffy cat* [imitates German] I didn't like the way you were so 'harsh' with me... *presses remote and camera turns to see a tied, gagged, and blindfolded Relena with a acme anvile hanging over her head* I suggest you be a little nicer... *toys with rope holding anvil* I don't want to be mean... *big evil grin* but you are forcing me to take drastic measures...

Calla Lily · Post by **Calla Lily** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 7:39 pm

Oh. My.

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 7:41 pm

You speak of these drastic measures... But I rigged your chair with explosives and the detinator is in my hand.
Not to mention, you're cat is just a mop head. It did not fool me.

And also, Newtype abilities aren't better than the zero system, because the zero system runs off of newtypes. Although it doesn't say it cut and dry, it's true. Weather they're newtypes, coordinators, or users of the zero system, they're all the same.

HostGundam · Post by **HostGundam** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 7:45 pm

*jumps off chair* Well thanks for warning me

Oh ya, how come there are no actual newtypes on the show? The zero system is designed like a newtype, but the phycommu system enhances the newtypes abilities witch makes the cockpit better ha!

HostGundam · Post by **HostGundam** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 7:55 pm

You know... I always took you as a happy-go-lucky guy who just happened to blow up bases and kill hundreds of people. Up until the time you killed that defensless girl, then you became the cold-hearted B*^&#%@$ that everybody knows and loves...

HostGundam · Post by **HostGundam** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 7:59 pm

*Relena asks, "What girl, he never told me? (as far as I know) "I'm an advanced newtype, I read his mind... muhahahah...*

Chibi-sitter · Post by **Chibi-sitter** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 8:02 pm

Sheesh people!!!!
I asked Heero to ignore ME. And im glad he obeyed.(otherwise I be in hospital with a broken jaw because he made me laugh myself silly last week.

)

Just because he's late answering your questions doesn't mean he's giving you guys the same treatment.
He's a busy guy. Look how sneaky he can be when you get him fired up.....................angry Heero = two times angry Relena.

On the other hand, if you guys were just teasing, than ignore me. (but not for a week.

)

HostGundam · Post by **HostGundam** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 8:06 pm

I'm not, I love toying and torturing this man's mind :evil: I can read all the mental insults he's throwing my way. By the way, I have a friend who's on her way now, I think she has some certain info on you concerning what happened on Libra :evil: :evil: :evil:

Chibi-sitter · Post by **Chibi-sitter** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 8:12 pm

OH I GET IT!
you are a membewr of the Heero torture club.
Keep posting till your rank changes

then you be nice? ok?

Crazygurl · Post by **Crazygurl** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 8:12 pm

Hello, It's me, HG's friend. HEERO, I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA IGNORE THIS, BUT JUST TO IRK YOU FURTHER (evil grin) I want you to know Relena is a good friend of mine. We share certain secrets... Particularly some concerning... Oh, you know, I'll be quite straightforward.

I have a picture of you in a full body spandex outfit. Not bad at all. The threatening look and all. Heeehee...

I'm willing to send it off on this site if you don't reply to all the posts. Besides, Relena really wants to know where you got it.

Blissful Ignorance

A Heero and Relena Dedication site

Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

A place to continue round robins, and write silly skits.