Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[White Witch]

Sorry for my absence. Let's see... the only quetion I rememebr reading was bout the killer bunny.

My best method is to create a decoy of rabbit prey... fill it with poison and tug it along, making it look alive. Then the bunny attacks, the poisin is released, putitng an end to the rabbit's onslaught.

Um, unless I'm sleepy too, who asked that?
And you forgot my question about ants.

I'm being ignored!



nanjatte desu.

[Chibi-sitter]

I'm being ignored!

Hey Heero! I told you to ignore ME for a week!
And the weeks almost over, and don't think because I broke the silence means I have to start all over again.
Hmmm, ant bites? BITE EM BACK!

[White Witch]

BITE EM BACK!

They're too small...and they'll taste horrible. I want a cure for the
marks that the stupid creatures left on my legs!

[Chibi-sitter]

Owch, I hope they're not fire ants...

[Raspberry]

Oh, Witch-chan, my Mum said you should try to put some vinegar on it... But she's not sure.

Well, I'm being ignored too -_-; Mister Heero Yuy didn't reply on my question about "-han" meaning :evil: Witch-chan let's kick his ass for ingoring us! (I'll think how to calm mad Relena ) Chibi, want to join?..

GOOD LUCK IN EXAMS FOR EVERYONE!!!

Ow, poor Calla! Good luck girl!

[White Witch]

Oh, Witch-chan, my Mum said you should try to put some vinegar on it... But she's not sure.

Well, I'm being ignored too -_-; Mister Heero Yuy didn't reply on my question about "-han" meaning Witch-chan let's kick his ass for ingoring us! (I'll think how to calm mad Relena ) Chibi, want to join?..

SURE!
Wait, let me go get my grenades and arrows.
*runs off*

[Chibi-sitter]

No hurt Heero.
C'mon, he must be busy with something important *coughbirthdayscough*

He only supposed to be ignoring me.
But if he did ignore you it was probably accidental.

Hey thanks Raspberry, still got my art exam on monday, I know I'll do better in that.

[Raspberry]

Ok, since Heero ( :evil: ) DID'T tell me when Relena's ( ) bithday is... I'll say it in these few days. Maybe she'll read it or maybe not. *shrugs*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RELENA!!!

No, Chibi-chan, we (me + Witch-chan) WILL hurt Heero! I must repay him for that hits, and besides HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO INGORE ANYONE, even if he's Perfect Soldier! Dot.

Witch-chan wait for me, I'll go for my katana, huge guns, draggers, garotta and other stuff I use on my missions

[Chibi-sitter]

Dont you think Heero been through enough?

I told him to ignore me so, thats ok. He got permission.

*big puppy dog eyes*pretty please no hurt anybody. Just tease him

Happy Birthday Relena whenever it is!

P.S you gonna need alot more weapons than that.

[Raspberry]

Ah, Chibi-chan, we HAVE more weapons! *snickers*

Yeah, he's been trough a lot, but not yet two angry schoolgirls, right Witch-chan? We will tease him later, now is time for REVENGE! Mwahahahahaha!

Oh, we won't hurt anybody besides Heero, we promise ([/b]Witch-chan[/b] I said ANYBODY! Leave alone those yaoi fangirls!!!)