Blissful Ignorance

Dorothy's NAUGHTY pick-up lines
Caution - she is pretty direct.





You've been a bad boy! Now go to MY room! ~ to Quatre

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans. ~ to Trowa

Hi. [Trust us, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy.] ~ to Duo

I like spandex, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor. ~ to Heero

How about some bedroom gymnastics? ~ to Trowa

Let's fool around. ~ to Duo

Let's take that matress for a test drive. ~ to Wufei

Want some bedroom action? ~ to Heero

Let's play musical beds. ~ to Quatre

Want a piece of me? ~ to Wufei


Dorothy: Were they good for you?

G-pilots: *jaws drop*

*Raspberry joins G-boys in dripping jaws*



You lil naughty Dorothy!

Chibi, from where do you get those pick-up lines?

Chibi, from where do you get those pick-up lines?

Off the net, there are tones of pick-up line sites.

But some I change to suit certain characters.

for example;

I like spandex, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor. ~ to Heero

It was originally;
I like your pants, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor.
Get it?

So who will be next I wonder......

*The remaining characters point at eachother*

:-? No volunteers then?

Duo: Chickens!

Heero: Waste of time, I'm winning the poll and it'll stay that way.

Relena: Wanna bet?

Dorothy: YOU! *pushes Quatre* He's next!

*Quatre gulps*

QUATRE!!!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah!

Quatre's naughty pick-up lines!

We'll see how big influense Dorothy has on him

haha! I loved those!

Quatre's sweet pick-up lines

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! ~ to Relena

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here. ~ to Noin

Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here. ~ to Midii

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. ~ to Catherine

Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together. ~ to Dorothy

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! ~ to Dorothy

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? ~ to Hilde

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together? ~ to Midii

You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth/colonies. ~ to Lady Une

I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you. ~ to Sally

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be? ~ and one for Mariemaia

Mariemaia: thanks.

Noin: *gasp* Those are beautiful.

Wufei: I never would've suspected Winner to know that many.

*Duo burst out laughing*

Hilde: *elbows Duo* don't be mean.

Dorothy: I think I'm gonna be sick..

Heero: Hey, why are most of your lines about angels and heaven?

Quatre: *shrug* the ladies like em.

Relena: Awwww, what a lil sweetie.

Duo: Yo Clown boy! Step up you are next.

Trowa: ......

Dorothy's were hilarious. Being direct is good.

And awww..... Quatre's so sweet.

Can't wait to see Trowa's! Now knowing him, they'll be short, but pack one heck of a punch.

Can't wait to see Trowa's! Now knowing him, they'll be short, but pack one heck of a punch.

Thanks for the tip Morrighan .

Duo: Dang! I was hoping he'd ask me for help.

Any help from Duo, and it'd seem totally OOC.

Duo: *grumble, grumble* :x

Any help from Duo, and it'd seem totally OOC.

Duo: *grumble, grumble* :x

Yep.



Trowa's pick-up lines



Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? ~ to any of the girls

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? ~ to Sally

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. ~ to Noin

If I followed you home, would you keep me? ~ to Relena

Stand still so I can pick you up! ~ to Midii

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? ~ to Dorothy

What's your sign? ~ to any of the girls

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend? ~ Lady Une

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. ~ to Hilde

Trowa: Satisfied?

Midii:.............

Sally: What! I'm next?