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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 11:02 pm
by Miroku
Miroku:

but i meant every word i-
MBF: [whispers in miroku's ear]
Miroku: yes, heavy medication, lack of sleep, stupid hackers [nods repeatedly]
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 11:05 pm
by Morrighan
Aww... Poor Heero. I don't think his fiancee will too happy with that. *glares at Miroku* Bad monk!!
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 11:18 pm
by Miroku
Miroku: I couldn't help it.
My hand-
it likes to [twitch] touch things- and-
he was just there- and-
MBF: IT WASN'T HIM! MEDICATION, NO SLEEP, HACKERS!
Miroku: exactly!
Morri: Yeah, suuuure!
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 11:58 pm
by Heero
.......I am disturbed.
And don't try using my methods on me... All of my methods also have COUNTER methods that invole you dying.
Yes, how about we drop the subject. On a lighter note, let's all go to the court together so I can pick up my restraining order.
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 11:55 am
by Morrighan
Heero wrote:
On a lighter note, let's all go to the court together so I can pick up my restraining order.

Poor Heero.
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 7:51 pm
by Miroku
[bows repeatedly]
so very sorry.

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 10:35 am
by silent muse
I wonder what Relena would think if she were to read the few previous posts.
Any way, Heero, number one fan of your spandex btw
, I have a dilema that maybe you can help me with, but first, story leading up to dilema:
Setting: College Dorm Room
Characters: Muse and Muse's boyfriend (herein known as Bob)
Muse: *going on about GW*
Bob: *tired of hearing Muse talking about nothing but Heero and GW* (Not that I'm obessed or anything
but come on! I had just gotten the DVD box set of the episodes. Duh! I'm gonna be excited!)
Muse: Heero...spandex...GW...
Bob: *out of desperation kisses Muse to end the GW talk*
Muse: *cut off mid-sentence and while she does enjoy the kiss continues on with said sentence when Bob pulls away*
Bob: *misunderstands* What did you just say?
Muse: Heero's my favorite pilot
Bob: No! You just said "Oh, Heero!" You just moaned the name of a cartoon character while kissing me!
Muse: Well...technically, it was after--
Bob: I can't believe this!
The End
On a side note, this happened a while ago and he still won't get over it and believe me that I was not moaning your name. So, my question is: How do I get it through his thick head that I'm not thinking of you when I'm kissing him?
-muse-
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 10:56 am
by Shinigamigrul
Dear Heero
HOw many pair of spandex shorts DO you own?

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 9:51 pm
by SimplyTurquoise
I just...
couldn't do it!
I mean, BAMBI... that thought just kept running through my head!! YOU, YUY, made me incapable of hunting... but, I suppose it's a good thing.
I was packed and ready, in the car, we parked and set up a lovely campsite and all... then just...
BAM!!!! Bambi... The Yearling... Sweet Old Charlie who died when I was little...
I blame you Heero...
And I demand an apology!!!!!!
My fav evil uncle is laughing at me now...

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 10:12 pm
by Heero
I own two pairs. If one has been distroyed in action, then I "buy" a new pair.
And, the fact that my name was involed in this is very odd. But I have an obligation to answer questions regaurdless. My advice is to explain that you were just on the topic of Heero, and you just so happened to say his, my, name and that if you were talking about George Washington you would have said his name.
Now if that doesn't work, I'll tell you what every boyfriend is weakened by...
Get really defensive and say (exuse the caps lock) "WHY DO YOU KEEP ANTAGONISING ME? WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME? DO YOU REALLY HATE ME THAT MUCH??? WHY!? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME??" And then he is automaticly in the bad possition where he will back track and give in. Seeing as though it's a sensitive subject, he
probably won't bring it up again.
But I warn you all. Do not use this method unless extreamly nessicary.