Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[Chibi-sitter]

Good Heero *clapping*, but I'm a square to my friends and sis. Like I care! I don't even party --if drinking is involved that is, which is most of the time.
I don't think its "cool" I've seen those comercials where they show what happens to your organs .... eeeek! not touching the stuff. POISON.
No offence to anyone that does smoke or drink, I used to bite my nails, I stopped now. Man they're sharp!

I named my kitten Heero. That don't bother you Heero does it?
He got some of your personality traits, silent, death glare (yep he angry lil kitten) and he got deep dark blue eyes.
He likes to sleep and yawn. Alot.
Very aggressive too, I got tiny scratches over my hands and feet.

Anybody know how to litter-train a kitten? He makes a mess! :x

[White Witch]

Um, Raspberry-san's only 14. She won't be able to do the whiskey solution.

Anybody know how to litter-train a kitten? He makes a mess!

nope, sorry. We have 3 cats here, all Siamese, and my aunt litter-trained them, so I have no idea.

If you can talk to the kitten and tell it to do its business in the litter box, that'd be easy.

[Chibi-sitter]

but like I said, he's just like you know who! Don't wanna talk to me ...... it yawns instead. anti-social lil furball!!!

oh my god! YES I'm a Fanfic demi-goddess!!!

[Raspberry]

Um... Well... thanks for advices but...err... My teeths are aching 'cause... God, I feel sooo ashamed...I don't know how it's called in English...But, umm, I've got "something" in my mouth to straighten my teeth... And 2 days ago I had a visit in the "doctor's" office and... ya know... My teeth always ache after those visits... And yes, I'm 14, but my Mum gave me some painkillers, but when I was younger we used that method with alcohol...
Anyway, thanks!

Oh Chibi I had the same problem with my dog. She did ya-know-what in the house. So we shouted on her when she did that in house, and said "good girl" and that stuff when she did THIS on grass outside. My point is : "shout" on lil Heero when he makes this on carpet, and give him something good to eat after he's done with this in the litter box. On my doggy it worked

[Calla Lily]

Good Heero *clapping*, but I'm a square to my friends and sis. Like I care! I don't even party --if drinking is involved that is, which is most of the time.
I don't think its "cool" I've seen those comercials where they show what happens to your organs .... eeeek! not touching the stuff. POISON.
No offence to anyone that does smoke or drink, I used to bite my nails, I stopped now. Man they're sharp!

Joy! I'm not the only person here who does that. Just not a party-girl much, especially when alcohol is involved. Hardly drink either. *sighs* My other friends understand and respect that, but still it's not the same... For example, they don't invite me to their b-day since it'll involve heavy drinking and they know that the situation will upset me. I know they're trying to be considerable but still... [okay, enough on subject]

As for the biting nail thing. I can relate there. Any cure for that?

Congradulations Chibi on your title! You're racking up the points.

Raspberry, maybe you could go to a professional breeder and ask about training videos? I don't suggest smaller pet stores, larger chain-commercial ones I'd go to instead...

That's all for now.

[Ayane Armstrong]

Hey people! I went to this site http://www.blazonry.com/scripting/wuname.php and it generates some sort of codename for you!

I got Quiet Prophet . But I used my real name, not White Witch. I'm putting in the names of everyone in this page.

Raspberry - Drunken Demon
Chibi-sitter - Intellectual Observer
pilot03 - Unlucky Watcher
Calla Lily - Bitter Genius
Beer-monster - Thunderous Demon
Heero - Mad Contender

I think it's supposed to be job occupations or something...

I put my sn and got Irate Pupil. I put my first and last name and got Misunderstood Warrior. Add my middle name and I got Lazy-assed Ambassador -_-. Put my nickname and I got Annoying Destroyer. And Just my first name gave me Visual Hunter.

[Ayane Armstrong]

Oh, yeah. And just Ayane gave me Irate Killer...

[Calla Lily]

Oh dear. Did you like any of them?

[Ayane Armstrong]

Well, I am misunderstood alot, so that works, and sometimes I am annoying, so those make sense. The rest, well, I'm not even sure of. Not sure what Irate means either...

[Ayane Armstrong]

Good Heero *clapping*, but I'm a square to my friends and sis. Like I care! I don't even party --if drinking is involved that is, which is most of the time.
I don't think its "cool" I've seen those comercials where they show what happens to your organs .... eeeek! not touching the stuff. POISON.
No offence to anyone that does smoke or drink, I used to bite my nails, I stopped now. Man they're sharp!

I named my kitten Heero. That don't bother you Heero does it?
He got some of your personality traits, silent, death glare (yep he angry lil kitten) and he got deep dark blue eyes.
He likes to sleep and yawn. Alot.
Very aggressive too, I got tiny scratches over my hands and feet.

Anybody know how to litter-train a kitten? He makes a mess! :x

I do the same thing. No partying for me, They always act disgusting with there bumpin' and grindin'. Yuck! I've proboably been to only one of my friends parties, and that was nice because there was only 4 of us.

Aw, you got a kitten and named it Heero! How cute! It might be hard to litter-train it. I have no idea. Any pet I already had was trained already or had a cage because it was a rodent.