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The Man - Chapter 4: Africa
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You know what would be cool. If I fought a bear, how awesome would that be, I've always wanted to fight a bear with just a knife. Can we work that into the story? Me, fighting a bear or a Gorilla. How hardcore would that be, a freaking like silverback.
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Joe pulled out his K-bar and charged the massive animal.
It turned so fast that he was hit by the gorilla fist before he even realized the animal had moved. His body was flung backwards in excess of ten feet, he could feel the broken ribs, punctured lung, and blood flowing freely from his mouth.
With all of his reserves he sat up and looked at the Silverback as it stood up and beat it's chest. Animalistic hatred appeared across his face as he charged the young man.
Rolling out of the way as the sledgehammer was brought down on where the fighter had laid, Joe rolled into a ready position using his legs as springs. With a surge of desperate strength he threw himself into the side of the Gorilla and stabbed it repeatedly with his knife.
The savage thrust and unmitigated hatred were to much for the Gorilla, as it toppled over . It was not out of the fight yet however. Grabbing at Joe's head he pulled the man over his head and began to pull the boys extremeties apart. The screams of pain were heard throughout the Jungle as muscle was being torn from bone and those bones being hyper extended.
His eyes began to blur and become redder as blood vessels popped. With clouded vision he used his knife to cut deep into the wrist of the gorilla and gasped for air as soon as he was dropped from his previous position.
The primate let out a loud bellow as the blood that was its life force spilt freely from its wound. With his good arm the monster dropped another fist towards Joe, this time connecting and causing several bones to be broken.
Fighting with all his might, Joe tried to maintain consciousness, and flipped on his back to face his enemy. Sitting up on its hind legs again was the Gorilla about to drop his entire body upon Joe to finish the job.
With every ounce of energy, hatred and anger, the fighter pushed forward from his laying position on the ground into the throat of the Gorilla. He heard the gurgling of blood and pulled the knife further down through bone and cartilage to the heart of the animal. As the Gorilla made its last dying moans, Joe's vision gave way and he fell into darkness.![]()
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K-bar? All you had in the jungle was a k-bar? I would have thought you'd have a hold out gun or something more menacing then a knife Joe. Perhaps the plane you all are on is shot down and you lose all your equipment. Then I could see that happening.
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If I really was a bad guy and needed to take out Joe...the best bet for me, and not to mention the safest would be for me to use a M107. Pretty sure that would give him a bad day. HOORAH! 

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The Great One wrote: Perhaps the plane you all are on is shot down and you lose all your equipment. Then I could see that happening.
Ahem.

And I wasn't complaining that you didn't have a gun. I was just mentioning that I couldn't imagine you without one is all.

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